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I'm back, baby So I caught my vacation a day early. Hey, you love doing that by the way. No, I don't you love doing that You did it. It's like a second time you've done it since you've been with our show like in North Carolina You went to her line or something.
Oh, well that was okay, very very family Okay, very fair observation and obviously in North Carolina My team needed me the Panthers needed me and I said I would go home and we've gotten the call we packed up the car We came only two days early there cuz I had to get back home in time for game two other than that You never do it other than that and this time I never do it How many times have you done it absent those two times? I? Well, I don't know if my memory is gonna serve you own up because Tony said you do that all the time I was very defiant and I never do it so I guess two times So you have done it right so how do you say you're your kid and your wife on a cruise? You didn't go well this this trip.
We left my older son home. We didn't even bring him all right I'm gonna say it as a weird vacation family. Do you think your family is okay with you doing that? We left my older one home did not even bring him to this one.
We didn't get to ski We're elton vale. I mean and we never been a veil We were skiing family this as lows and we usually ski We had a lot of questions about that We took a straw poll the other day on the show and most of us do not believe that you yourself are skier You're maybe a family, but not you Well, you think I don't ski I don't think as is that weird for this he is weird generally, but not for this I'm not in ski culture I don't even know how to but a lot of people that have been going on ski trips have been really disappointed with the lack of snow The conditions are not great for I was told they all had their worst winter ever Yeah, my my partner in Kings insight also cut his ski vacation short I mean look the timing wasn't great and also right first spring practice with full pads on something want to get down here We normally go to Park City and we normally go in like December. Okay. We knew it was a gamble We knew it was a gamble going at the end of March and try and fail so we didn't get to ski So what is there to do in vale if you're not skiing?
We did like other outdoor stuff, you know, like we rented ATVs where where you know we took the ATVs up the mountain That's cool. That was cool, you know, so we did ATVs did some fly fishing, you know what fly fishing? It's like a mosquito on the hook and yeah, you're casting no shot you caught anything yet. I did I did catch Pictures on it.
Okay, I'll send a picture of the overalls, right and you went into the yeah Yeah, got the deal on yeah, okay, I'm gonna picture if you were in the deal. Yeah, yeah, you can see I'm wearing the deal All right, you're the red to the deal, right? No, no, we we had family lives close by and they had the deal and they brought the deal over me to put on fishing family Do you guys ever see like those wall places that do family photos and if you bring your toddler in you can dress up as a fly Fish that's what I imagine him just shirtless where where in the deal Let's say like a lot's been made of what's as looks like because of our tournament Yeah, does it look like someone who would enjoy fly fishing? I did enjoy fly fishing.
You know why it's easy, man I'm just standing there isn't all fishing easy. Is it wait this one? I thought of all the fishing fly fishing was like I had to like casting seems so involved I've never been fly fishing, but I've seen people do it and like the the casting The only part of the fly fishing that that is like hard is you're standing on like you're balancing on the really wet slippery rocks You know, I don't want to fall in that's happening before a fly fishing where I fell in and now it's freezing. I was very very How's your casting for him?
It's fine, man? I'm practically a fisherman. All right, I just uploaded the picture, okay, and you can see I'm wearing the deal All right, yeah, all right, so you're wearing the deal, but the thing is the fly fishing rod is not like a regular fishing rod It's like a thing we have like a pull it from one side and then cast it and pull it from the other side It's very similar. It's not as complicated as you're making it out to be all right But I take offense that you don't believe that I can ski why can't I ski the belief is that you just you don't have the physics of a skier, right?
Got a big eye head right so to drink his body. Yeah, like all upon a slope. I don't even think you can stand up straight Wait, wait, oh, here's a picture. No, that's not that's just you holding a fish.
What do you mean? I could call the fish. I wanted it. I wanted it like with the hooks fill in it.
Okay. Well, you don't want to have the fish in pain So you take the hook out all right don't feel by the way you hold up. Well, you've asked one Scientist have Chris did that one time and you see I'm wearing the deal now. I took the suspenders down because you know I wasn't really feeling the suspenders, but I'm wearing the deal there.
That's me man. How do you look like an undercover cop while fishing? Whatever man, whatever like we got him. He's offering something to me like that So this has never happened to me before and I don't believe in Jinx's Oh, you say things in something, you know, like with my taxes and stuff like that and with the jury duty like whatever come at me Bro, like nothing's gonna happen.
Okay, I don't believe in Jinx's like that. I've never ever lost my luggage traveling It has happened on my way to Vail and now my way back lost or delayed delayed well right now It's lost because I don't have it so they're calling it delayed But my luggage was delayed on the way to Vail didn't have my luck had to leave the airport without any of our luggage and right now We got back yesterday still don't have my luggage happen both ways Yeah, there's a feeling of simultaneous like oh my god What could have happened what could have gone wrong and also a freedom? I walk out of this airport a free man that part I kind of like waiting at the bags and I get the email I was like oh, let's go home. Yeah, let's go home And you know so they're apparently gonna drive the bags to my home when they find them when they find what do you do That you're hit man hard shirt.
I didn't bring it with me. That's a good question. That's a good question I did not know the closet and pick out another one. Yeah, that's right I didn't bring any wrestling shirts there with me because I don't have them in long sleeves my wrestling shirts Need a long sleeves you know wasn't sure every shirt I saw from you had short sleeves on okay, you know, you know you make it out Here and I don't have good comebacks in the last few minutes, right?
Why do you take it down a notch? I don't mean you put on your Instagram ads as well as whatever it is that you are And I was like dude. He looks like he's in Hawaii. It's like sunny and he's out there with a note with no shirt and glasses Yeah, well, let me tell you something right so I was away for the past weekend I don't know if you guys were aware, but a lot of things happen I have a top five things that you all while I was away may have missed you ready top five You may have missed y'all ready for this okay.
All right here. We got the fanfare ready yep, we're ready Number five did you guys see Yukon beat Duke at the buzzer? Did you see did you see the finish of that game? Did you know what happened?
Yeah, I'm glad you brought it back because there was something that I discovered after we had that segment Duke actually put out a video on their Social of a former Duke basketball player in the pros now is like a late game situation. I think it was a son Oh, it was it was tough pulls do talk about Jones. Yeah, I think I think so. Yeah, I think so too and it was the exact same It was the exact same situation and Jones throws the ball up.
Oh, yeah, and Shires like this is how you this is what you do this a smart Duke basketball in this scenario So maybe I was wrong and saying like I can't imagine that happening to a coach K team Maybe this is on Shire and not so much the panic players that video is old It's from like a couple of months ago, right? So again, I stress on the day you weren't here when we talk about this at the end of the day Caden boozer who's the one who threw the turnovers like he's 18 years old He's never seen anything like this in his life. So I'm like guys have to remember like you can't judge it with like Oh, you should have done this and they're kids at the end of the day You gotta like something like that if he had said it in the huddle then that's one thing It's like a video from a couple months ago. I'm sure Caden boozer I mean, he's an elite prospect.
He's played a lot of big-time travel basketball You played at Columbus even though Is what you're saying because like I think in a vacuum if you ask boozer what you do in this scenario You probably know but that's one of the big it's one of the fun things about the tournament where you know They're college kids. They're kids at the end of these games like when the kid goes the free throw line late in the game and and they show He's 81% so yeah, so yeah, exactly so what it's late in the game All these kids can miss free throws all of that like clutchness that we see in the pros of guys stepping up to 81% makes both right They've made it because they've been through these experiences before and had failures and learned and grown from it And so this was real time you're watching him experience this for the first time You're gonna make a mistake man. So you guys saw that you know what a game says all right Just make it sure cuz I was like man. I wonder if they know what happened here So you can't they beat you all right number four you may have missed Yeah, you know that in the time that you've been away.
I like baseball now. Yeah, really nice back jack Yeah, I went to a game recreationally. Yeah, I've been watching baseball all season long They they'll season they fixed the sport. Wait a second.
I went to a game recreationally I went to Marlin's game this week and how quick did that go? It was amazing. What's that Tony? What's fast too fast?
Yeah, did you not agree with me? You have one beer? I'll send us the fourth inning. You're like, what happened?
I got two beers in the game That's it. I'll be honest with you. I had a little bit more than two I can't do the 99 trick any time you buy two seconds. Yeah, you can but it's at your hazard.
Okay, you're gonna catch a ride home I genuinely had two beers at the game before like up my thing That's it man that new in-game host is really attracting people the game, huh? So five and one you guys saw that the moments are five and one you know what they got now though yankies today at one Thirty five Little day Friday baseball. Are you ready Perez on the mountain? We kind of find out this weekend Like at the monads are a little bit for real.
You don't go to about Chris Baddock versus Max Reed. I just you know It's Rocky's one of the first two Rockies in White Sox. I don't really know what to think about this monads team. Yeah, it's all I'm saying All right, okay, blah blah blah blah blah.
The Rockies took two or three from the Toronto Blue Jays. We were just in the world series Okay, okay. Just need to make sure that's clear. You miss that while it was out number three.
You may have missed it You guys see Tiger got another action Tiger Woods, I don't know that is impression of me. I would lose that. I know this is not really a laughing matter But the ET memes Dog I didn't know what I was looking at at first there was someone on social media that said I actually thought that this was a photo Of what's going on on Artemis and I'm like, I could see how someone puts that together Tiger got another car action. I mean buddy like I don't know you gotta hold your breath is it?
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I've never stepped foot on that campus If you told me right now you like depends on it go to Santa Fe University and just just take a picture Stugats. I would die. Don't know where it is. VCC Don Libertard show with a Stugat Now that's one of the things we talked about is that that's was that he insisted he doesn't need a driver because the privacy concerns Well, what's happening in the car?
You put up put up the window, you know, maybe it's not always happening in the car, but what's it? It's not a partition. Is that what song is? Do it tiger?
What's the destination? Maybe he's worried about the destination? He's going to show me what my initial takes was I'm stunned that he didn't try to call the president when all this happened And we've come to find out. Oh, it was the first move now to be fair in the video We might play it at some point.
He just says the president could be the homeless association. Yeah, it'd be a car dealership He doesn't say Donald Trump. Yeah, it's got an accident. Cardi was president.
I'm Tiger Woods I was on the phone with Pat Riley. I got my phone president. I'm calling those guys from Pembroke Pines, but it's a key up every fine So here's here is I don't even I know what happened, but I haven't even seen the video yet So here is I guess this is body camp footage right that TMS you got a hold of here's your boy. I just get you down here with us That is such a douche move.
Yeah, that's not the HOA guys That's such a cocky way with the hands. Yeah, it's just no big deal to be fair to Tiger like you got to pull off the strings You can't of course, like I got nothing left like I got to talk and he was trying to be slick because that video's a little longer He was like a hundred yards away and the cops like you got to stay down here with us We know when this happened because that day the Tiger news was that Donald Trump was the first to report that he would not be participating in the Masters before was it just a coincidence or did he like get off the phone with Tiger? He's like I gotta because Trump said it on some like I think he said it on Fox and phrase a morning show You got you hold on you got it the tigers called Tom Tom. I just got an accident I have a scoop I turn it out.
I'm sure like does this mean you won't be in the Masters I mean I guess like the cops are here like okay say less can you help me like will you be at Augusta? So he definitely has the president's like sell of course No, no, that's not the question I'm asking But what so now that we've confirmed that when he decides to call the president like Does Donald Trump he has his phone like in his pocket and it vibrates He just picks it up like that's how it works. There was article written about this but Donald Trump answers a lot of cold calls That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, no, he's no Absolutely a thing even with numbers that he doesn't recognize all on and his numbers Guys we have to do this scam likely fine We have to do this but he definitely recognize it because he has the ringer on and then I the tiger plays And he's like all right.
That's why I'm seeing you got him ignoring Sam likely I don't all right you guys know tiger got another accent. You didn't miss that right, you know Hold on scam likely. I think it's unlikely I'm like I can never get scammed once ever seen anything like that top five you may have missed while I was away Number two Jane Ivy Oh boy, you know, can you run it on this list? You're lucky you were gone for the last couple of days with those two stories Jane Ivy we ran that one into the together.
Come on. What are we doing here? Number five? We got nothing else on it.
Wait, I mean do you have anything else on it? No, I think we plowed that ground Well, you know what I mean, I mean, yes, yes, I do number five five or five things may have missed the fifth one number one No, the fifth number I'm doing is number one Artemis the second going around the moon Yeah, you know every time anyone says something about Artemis I keep thinking of Artemis from always sunny I cannot shake that image. He's the art was going around the moon I can just see her going around the moon. We had actually a funny moment I wanted to talk about Artemis and before the show like Dan's like why do you want to talk about Artemis?
What's the talking point? I'm like what's the talking point buddy? It's the biggest thing on the planet so furthest humans have ever gone into space or going around the dark side of the moon Why don't I go around I just go like, you know, let's see what's what take the most forward pass all right? So we saw that one already so we got to go the long way around.
It's like me in my backyard I don't take make a lap see what's what are you familiar with what the plans are with the moon not really so apparently I live here apparently we've just given Elon the moon and the plan is gonna steal the moon the plan is to build a Nuclear reactor on the moon. Okay. This is not a fake thing. Yeah, I played civilization before it's a it's a it's a real plan It's something they are trying to do and this is Artemis is this is exploration or at least under the guise of exploration But the end game here spends is a nuclear reactor on the moon So how do we get it down?
It's up there. How do we get down here with the moon? No, the nuclear stuff I think we get the moon down here because of the nuclear reactor when it goes wrong I'm gonna come back down. I this has sparked a lot of people on threads at least to bring up the challenge active on threads I'm very active.
I love it too. We're else gonna pay for threats. I can't get into it. Oh, you get paid for threads I do not I don't get paid for threads either one does we should get paid because people get paid for thread Well, they did and then they stopped that campaign.
I was getting paid for those then the third stop You got paid I got paid. Yeah, like a year. I just like threads to be talking But I'm gonna say this whole you need to follow follow Jamil Hill and just wait for this post it comes from her I ran to the comments as soon as you see Jamil Hill post I ran to the comments or some variant of that You know, this is gonna be an amazing dude. That's my algo Yeah, I know what that is algo and it's much better That's that's what I got like run to the comments What I like about threads is you can like dear algo it and you can manipulate what your algo has say dear algo and let it tell It what you want we should we weren't gonna pay before we should get paid now I look they invite me to all the parties every time first has a party ago when I every time but a lot of times It's gonna be a thing But I'm saying the threads algorithm for me was doing a lot of challenge or talk a lot of challenge or talk And I was curious are any of you guys old enough to remember like I remember it.
I'm talking about being in school I'm wheeling the TV in it's interesting that you say that because like watching Artemis to take off whenever one of these You know shuttles take off. I always think about the challenge. They all make me nervous I'm scared every time to especially since we have done this type of deal in a while, but so far so great I remember what happened did you like what you remember? I think I was like five or six years old around like eighty six eighty seven Yeah, I was in third grade buddy they wrote that TV in yep And the whole big thing was because they're one of the people on board It was like five astronauts and then one of them was like a schoolteacher who won like some contest or whatever and it was like a big deal That one of America's teachers is going to space You come back and teach her class about all the things she learned about space from being on a space shuttle and then like The thing takes off and you know I don't if you've watched it, but it's like you see some flames like is that supposed to happen and they see some more But that definitely ain't supposed to happen and then it was just like all across America all these schoolteachers like oh What else is on TV like the scene in succession where he watches the ship on his phone and it blows up He just kind of puts it back and goes up there since your algo is so dialed into this Do you know where we're at in the timeline?
They're still like gaining momentum. They're supposed to orbit the earth like three times And like sleep shot yep that we learned that from Rocket man. No rocket man. Let's say I'm again.
I'm again with no slingshot. All right now. I'll send your mansigns Movies is what I am. I trust is how go more than yours when it comes to this.
Oh one of the things that you miss Christy No, yeah, it's very real. You know the headline Even think with your algo you be totally down. No, they're not real all right. Thanks Jeremy I don't want to be that guy in the moon landing, but how all this all this science all the stuff we have now I'm supposed to flatter at the moon Shrap one on he's gonna do something close to it all I'm saying is 1969 Yeah, I had the technology nice and and we put people in the moon got car leather didn't studio over there But it's gonna be really tough to get people to move now well 50 years later.
It's not tough They're going the long way around it like the last time it's a moon people on the moon. Oh, I'll say the other night, baby No, I don't know I don't know what exactly but at the point is there's no point in going to the moon You don't want to see if you can do it once you've done it You don't keep doing it I mean, I think there are steps again endgame you got to build a reactor on the moon We may need some boots on the ground for that sure But that hasn't been the plan sit in the 70s or 80s or 90s or the 24s 1972 is the last time that people were on the Yeah, but all the time people or the United States has anyone else has any other country's been on the moon? I don't know I don't know. I don't know it's not my head.
I guess my point is there's no that there's no point, right? Like there's nothing happening up there the people who haven't gone back because there's nothing to go they went They saw okay, it's some rocks got it nothing used to us You got some plans not really don't have any technology to do plans. All right cool. Let's holler back Let's circle back when we have the technology to shit, which we do now But like I saw Channing Fry and british They were talking the same kind of talk about like oh, no, we never went to the moon And it's just like why haven't we been back and I'm like that can't be your you know, like I've been to Switzerland It was in 1998.
I haven't been back. Why'd you been back? You ain't ever go to Switzerland like come on man I saw that shit make you crazy chocolate makes me crazy Didn't land on the moon shit like that man. Oh, it just seems like a like a very tepid conspiracy Like this is like my first conspiracy.
Give me some real shit, man. Give me the pyramids had Wi-Fi now man Real shit, we got a problem. Yeah, we got a big problem. There's a lot of talk about it You don't want the real shit from him I mean the reason why people want to gravitate to that is like race was a huge deal and there was so much pressure and geopolitical ramifications that people believe also we speed the video up and we're the stores and what is and what is the flag move They're standing and Stanley Kubrick did it and pass it in or whatever you're talking keep going Square note that in hospitality efficiency is everything That's why the system lets you take payments Jack sales handle inventory manage staffs and keep up with finances all in one Please plan to orders with zero mistakes get the data you need and keep everything working together So you're ready for whatever's next learn more about their customizable plans.
Let's go up dot com Not a little bit hard my algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs Still gots so good out. This is a little bit our show where they still got So I'm glad you guys didn't miss any of that I saw it as well We're all on the same page even though I was away yesterday when I'm leaving the airport without my luggage by the way I flew in and out of Miami and right next to the Miami International Airport is new stadium Right and you new stadium that is where inter Miami is going to open their home schedule in the brand new stadium tomorrow Now when you say brand new you mean the brand it's a little confusing. I get it. I mean is new.
Yeah, new city new Yeah, I know it's a new stadium. It's a call new stadium is a new stadium. I know it's a new stadium. Right, right?
I knew that new stadium. It's new stadium. It's a new stadium Stop yanking our cranks So I'm leaving the airport yesterday and I point to my wife and my son I go that stadium right there They think they're having a game on Saturday. It looks beautiful.
I'm looking at the video We're looking at the inside. It looks fantastic. The outside. There's a lot of cranes There's a lot of construction going on.
There's a lot of dirt roads ain't a whole lot of parking I don't know how this stadium is opening tomorrow for a whole whole whole lot of parking I don't know how they're opening up a home schedule tomorrow I mean well, we can see the stadium the stadium seems to be fully functional There's a pitch the seats are in the stadium, which you know was nice See that they weren't always there. It was only until very recently I had a friend go over there and because I had a practice and kick the tires and from the inside it looks All right, and then I asked like for a video on the outside and the outside is everything that you're saying they are so They this could not have been they looks the outside looks six months behind. I would say yeah Let me say this about even the video that we just saw because I first was like it looks beautiful Then I saw a dude in a construction hat and the vest carrying metal pipes That's they're gonna get to every fan of those in the state and they have to wear construction Nothing you mention it the videos that my friends sent me from like the hospitality lounges in there They were they were active construction too. They were construction people wearing vest walk-in for the players All right Looks like chairs not pipes, but still But also the other thing Mike.
I'm surprised they went with the pink seats pink seats because if you remember now you might remember this You're a man of a horse I know you're talking about American Airlines arena when it first open lots of bright seats yellow Yellow bright yellow seats and what they found out is when the Miami people are late to come in a game really Every single empty seat. Yeah. Well, I mean those are the pink ones are out of most of the camera frames, right? But I mean there are plenty of white seats too It'll be noticeable, but historically in Miami has not had an issue drawing and I know it's easy to say because I've had messy even pre messy One thing that did happen Well, they'll fill the stadium.
Yeah, I mean yes There this is a big market for major league soccer there You just need 20,000 soccer fans willing to pay to get into that stadium and that you can find that in Doral Guys, I have an unpopular opinion. I think I think I think that soccer stadiums like that and Basketball arenas that are made for college programs that have all the bells and whistles of a pro facility But are smaller in size more pretty I like that. I like that look better than a massive 8,000 seat stadium I'm with you right we're parking our car in the same garage I also love like the big opulent like Jerry world and brand-new stadiums because they're so luxurious and it's cool And I just love going to stadiums but in terms of experience actually being a patron I'm with you. I guess I agree with you too because and granted it was like the first arena slash stadium that I loved as a kid But it's part of what the charm of Miami arena was here like I love my arena so much and it was small Like there was an intimate feel to it.
I don't know if you guys have ever been to USC the Galen Center That's their basketball. Yeah, it's it's like an NBA arena if it were shrunk to like 10,000 seats Early 90s and NBA arena, but yeah being in the seats like great sightlines good good atmosphere But but not like Pauli Pavilion, which is a dump right like you don't like a Cameron indoor dump like people romanticize these places They're awful right we're stating you've ever versus arena slash stadium. You've ever been to in terms of reputation versus the reality That's a good game reputation versus reality. Oh, hey, you gotta go here Oh my god, and you do and you're like this is it Cameron indoor for sure And I'll give you another one before they fixed it and I'm gonna piss a lot of people off the world's most famous arena that place Yeah, oh bleepin dumb all but I loved it before they renovated it look like I get it It had its charm.
Yeah, it was a dump dude rats running around and stuff everything low ceiling bad lighting It's way better before I like to get it have a whole parking that's crazy. That's crazy. That's what I sounded Yeah, all traffic ain't a whole parking ain't a whole parking Yeah, it's dated and they very clearly need a new one now there's plenty of any a new trapper Yeah, they do I think famously they're actively trying to get one but Stanford Bridge is also older a lot of the great mecca's in Yeah, and soccer or older about the Spanish camp new I haven't been to the new camp new camp new camp new camp. Yeah, there's a new camp New I think about new stadium.
No camp that opens tomorrow new camp and I haven't been to Real Madrid's new stadium either But these were places in need of an overhaul. I guess in the NBA Washington. I've been to Washington for an NHL game That's not always there a couple months ago. It's kind of a it's not heralded though.
Right, right? I'm gonna think what's heralded though staple slash crypto people love that place that places. I don't not like it I've been there a long time. It was fine.
You know was the one for me met life stadium that place is a dump I hate that place dump That's a great shout because it's one of these newer ones But it came around when just new is good and then like Jerry world kind of changed the game No, you have to be nice, too. You just can't be new that stadium is a nothing met by stadium It looks like a conditioning unit by the way. I'll give you another one. There's some more people up Fenway thumbs down I just read that's really fanway thumbs down.
Oh, but really thumbs up really good too. I know it's the same thing It's the same thing really has to arm really has to arm No, you're probably on a bar and left field. You're totally wrong. You can look at the whole you can see the bar I don't want I can't see white through it.
Yeah, that's man. You're wrong about that. Mike are you going tomorrow? You're not seen taking older anymore.
No, I was an inaugural scene taking older friend of mine I gave him up last year very big expense. Yeah, same as of right now. I'm not gonna I will go to a game this season. I it's got to be like quite the hookup to get me to go through what those people are gonna Go on telling you basis.
Yeah, right. I saw I'm telling you I drove past it yesterday get there ten hours early I mean seriously wait, we're talking about your report. I'm trying to I'm going out today I'm gonna have an airport issues because of traffic for tomorrow. No, no, you don't promise this show I'm gonna be bad today for 24 hour No, but it's you foresee airport traffic being disrupted by people going to the game on game days.
Yeah, yeah Damn last weekend when I flew to veil out of Miami. I had a 5 a.m. Flight earliest flight I've ever had in my life had a 5 a.m. Flight Missed it.
We missed the flight because it's here. Wow. Yep. Missed I remember talking you the day before and you're like We're gonna get there an hour before yeah, hour Start 4 a.m.
I gotta get to the airport before 4 a.m. I'm not watching the news you started boarding your slate boards at 410 I look talk troopers in the airport man. I looked I looked what time the security opens and it says 4 a.m. I'm like, okay 5 a.m.
Flight 4 a.m. I will get there I'll have my bags checked by 4 a.m. I will get in line because here's thing I have TSA all right So I'll be able to get through quick enough the TSA line different from the regular security line TSA line did open till 4 45 Missed flight straight up missed the flight. Did you get on one like hours later at least same day?
Yeah? Yeah, we were able to get on a flight four hours later So you could gotten there at midnight and it wouldn't have mattered because they opened like well No, he would have just had to stand in the regular line. Yeah, and just be a regular Hour I don't stand in regular lines like oh, what about the priority line the priority line because I have a separate entryway just for priority Yeah, that's separate entry lane just for TSA. Yes.
Yes. Yes. I want to say pre yeah Yeah, as a man of travel. How do you know how clear not TSA pretty better?
It's not clear clear. Clear is better with TSA. You should have both. I have both Okay, but they didn't have that line anyway in my international.
They do it's that in the e-con course Let me school you about the airport that you grew up next go on right if you go to the terminal e-gates There's a clear line there and by the way, it all connects that way that's all right. You can walk through the Smoker section right there with the glass. Yep. They don't explain it very well.
This signage is not very good That's always you've never every time I get like the the American Airlines flight that's in You know like oh man, I'm going back to 1993. It's yeah, it's very preserved like this is now perfectly This is how air travel used to be they have like a like a Pizza Hut kiosk and the signs are like the the plastic ones Yeah, the individual light it on. Yeah, they still have really get some breadsticks sometimes Yeah, it's it's pretty day when we realize we're missing that flat my wife was shook. She's never missed a flight She's freaking on the calm down all right.
We'll get on another flight. What do you do? Yeah, I totally told her to calm down and guess what it worked. Wow.
Yeah, wow. Yeah wives love that It's one of the worst things you could ever say to a woman. Yeah calm down and relax is there to relax calm down These they just don't work. You're acting crazy.
It's like they're you're saying it's like like the factory reset button chill God my day those that never works calm down. It's did not it didn't have the effect that I wanted it to people are looking at us When I said it to her Sometimes my wife's yelling at my daughter and I have to like look over it like oh wow. Oh my god I'm like my daughter doesn't want this to work. It's like I hit her with like the LeBron You do the little bronze tell you I mean it's just sometimes I'm just like let's just bring it down Mike, you know, I have one rule to live by right don't place parlays on multiple long shots Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero Always drink your jagermeister ice cold.
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