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EPISODE · Jan 13, 2026 · 1H 16M

Logan O'Brien Wants to Wipe His Ass with the Declaration of Independence

from Perfect Crimes · host Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet

Look, we know.  Trump beat him to it.  That doesn't mean we don't have a great episode this week.  And besides, when the president does it, it's not a crime.  Big shout out to Nixon for that one.  

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