Long ass January

From Shitholes to Don Lemon’s Inner Nigga… Flying Cars and non-flying planes at JFK… MLK would’ve turned over in his grave at president fuck boi’s atrocious state of the Union, but Pastor Black tried to rectify… Westbrook hating on Lillard and everybody winning… 200,000 subjected Salvadorians had to put up with President Obese (31 BMI)… and Monique won the award for most delusional comedian alive…January was long AFFF which means there’s a shitload to rant about