Long Distance, Short Patience

Hey CheckMates, it’s Check Edgar here! Welcome to another episode of Why Am I Still Single?—and today, we’re diving into the treacherous world of long-distance relationships. Or as I like to call it, “How to Date Someone Who’s Always in Another Time Zone—Physically and Emotionally.” Once upon a wedding, I met someone special. Sparks flew, numbers were exchanged, and before I knew it, I was in a long-distance relationship. But apparently, my patience lasted longer than hers—because when I didn’t move at her pace (if you know what I mean), she moved on to someone else. Yep, I lost my girlfriend because I didn’t have sex with her. Who knew celibacy had consequences?In this episode, I break down how it all went wrong, from late-night calls and expensive flight tickets to the moment I realized I had been replaced. Was I too slow? Was she too fast? Or was long-distance just a terrible idea from the start? Tune in to find out. 🎧 Listen now, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. 📩 Got a long-distance dating disaster? Hit me up at [email protected]. 🔊 Music and sound design by Keyz Montana. 🎨 Podcast cover by Oritsemisan Enemigin. 🎙️ Podcast created by Edgar Eriakha. Because Edgar doesn’t lie. Check Edgar out!Chat with Check Edgar Support the showJoin our CheckMates WhatsApp Community and stay connected with all things Check Edgar! Click here to join: https://chat.whatsapp.com/FChMbHvuUubFjoTMBWUjul Speakpipe TGIF 4 LINK - https://www.speakpipe.com/checkedgar  OR GOOGLE LINK - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1f3o4xjJkHUd72-3-3PfcZ1OhztNTp23i?usp=sharingDon't forget to subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Visit my website: https://checkedgar.com/Got a story to share? Email us at [email protected]'s find love together. A new episode drops every Friday. Edgar doesn’t lie. Check Edgar out!