Longlegs Review | Horror or Hilariously Bad?

I couldn't wait for this movie to be over! This is gonna be a detailed roast.This episode is perfect for horror fans looking for an honest (and humorous) critique of the overhyped “horror” Longlegs. Join us as we dissect the ultimately disappointing film. From its absurd plot twists to Nicolas Cage's bizarre performance, we share our candid takes and laugh at the missteps in this satanic panic horror flick. KEY TOPICS:The film’s baffling plot and poorly executed possession mechanicsNicolas Cage's unconvincing performance and outlandish scenesThe film's inconsistent tone: from detective story to satanic ritualKey flaws in character development and story coherenceThe audience's reaction: laughter in a supposedly scary movieShare our thoughts on the film’s plot twists, characters, and executionCHAPTERS:00:00 - Introduction: Setting the scene and initial impressions01:09 - Nicolas Cage's horror debut? Past roles and expectations02:32 - First thoughts on the film’s hype versus reality03:13 - Overview of "Long Legs" and its satanic panic theme04:03 - The film’s plot and connection to satanic rituals or supernatural elements05:44 - Disappointment with the Satanic element and missed opportunities for occult themes08:34 - Creepy filming techniques and the scare scenes involving dolls09:22 - The implausibility of the possession method with giant dolls10:30 - The contrived plot devices and coincidences11:18 - Predictable plot twists and character reveals12:44 - The underwhelming resolution and the poor logic behind the possession mechanics14:10 - Plot holes: characters going outside alone, missed opportunities to thwart the villain15:18 - Character flaws: the inept detective and supporting cast issues16:34 - The film's style vs. substance critique18:03 - The main character’s suspicious inexperience as a detective19:33 - The questionable logic behind the dolls’ creation and their purpose21:01 - How the film's logistics and supernatural elements fail under scrutiny23:02 - The believability of the cult's operations and the role of the dolls24:37 - The questionable need for dolls in the possession ritual27:47 - The rapid progression of demonic possession and its implausibility28:44 - Nicolas Cage’s performance: Attempted creepiness fall flat32:54 - The most effective scare scenes involving glowing dolls and shadows33:36 - The cheesy horror trope: red glowing eyes and why it doesn't work37:44 - Style over substance: cinematography and atmospheric attempts38:35 - The unanswered questions about the dolls' internal makeup and purpose41:08 - The detective's poor decision-making and missed opportunities to stop the villain43:21 - The chaos of the climax and character deaths leading to no real resolution44:26 - The missed chances to destroy the doll permanently46:26 - Overhyped reviews and the coming sequel49:32 - General impressions on Nicolas Cage's casting and performance choices53:34 - Our overall ratings: entertainment value vs. scare factor54:42 - Final thoughts: Is "Long Legs" worth your time?CONNECT:Substack Newsletter: https://midnightmeetings.substack.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightmeetingshorrorpodcast/Threads: https://www.threads.com/@midnightmeetingshorrorpodcastSUPPORT:Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/midnightmeetingshorrorpodcastLISTEN:Substack: https://midnightmeetings.substack.com/podcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MidnightMeetingsHorrorPodcast/podcastsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033dKc4NFVRH6y6oWAP0vPiHeart Podcasts: https://iheart.com/podcast/333124409/Pocket Casts: https://pca.st/xntmx0myThanks for listening! Join us next time as we go on tangents about all things horror. Good night, don’t let monsters bite…  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit midnightmeetings.substack.com