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EPISODE · Apr 3, 2026 · 32 MIN

Looks Maxxing: Guys Who Smash Their Face With Hammers to Get Dates

from Thoughts Off The Stem · host Justin Barone

Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.There are men on the internet hitting themselves in the face with a hammer. On purpose. To get dates.Justin has questions.This week Thoughts Off The Stem breaks down Looks Maxxing — the incel community's full-send obsession with optimizing their face with a hammer and chewing gum — 400 sticks a day to chisel those jaw muscles. If the plan to get a date starts with blunt force trauma to the skull, Justin would like to suggest a different strategy.Then we pivot to what weed actually does to your skin, because if you're going to take a hammer to the face you should probably know what your edibles are doing to your collagen first.🔬 Weed Facts: Does cannabis cause acne or clear it up? The science is messier than you think.https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a69423560/can-smoking-weed-cause-acne/🤦 Dude For Real: The full Looks Maxxing rabbit hole explained.https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/looksmaxxing-explainerIf you made it this far, you're already one of us. Hit subscribe so you never miss a sesh — new episodes drop weekly.Thoughts Off The Stem is a solo comedy podcast hosted by Justin Barone. Comedy first, cannabis always.Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more episodes and cannabis education.📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠looks maxxing,selling confidence,420 podcast,stoner comedy,comedy podcast,canadian podcast,cannabis comedy,cannabis infused,sarcastic comedy,social commentary,weed facts,cannabis education,relatable humor,comedy,comedy rants,stoner philosophy,high thoughts,Thoughts Off The Stem,Justin Barone,society and culture

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