Lopsided Potty Bros (featuring the Comfortably Poor Podcast): Dram's Tinder Phase 1, Pros and Cons of Marrying a Millionaire

This week on Pop Uncultured, the quest for online love begins.  Due to my complete ineptitude with courting dames and relationships in general, JY and I call in the big guns.  Our old pal DJ Dan joins us with our new pal Adam in a futile attempt to get me smooching with the fairer sex.  If I have any hope of holding hands with a lady again, I'll need all the combined relational experience of my cohorts.  God have mercy on any sweet, delicate little flower that suffers the misfortune of going on a date with me.  Having only now just set up a Tinder profile, I can already guarantee you that I wouldn't have had a snowball's chance in anal if it weren't for JY and the Comfortably Poor boys.Aside from all that, we do our usual Pop Uncultured thing of going off the rails and being distracted by the internet's finest idiots.  Dan brought a first-class moron to the mix this week in the form of an article teaching broads how to properly gold-dig.  Allow me to introduce Susan Allen, expert.  This dopey slag really fired us up, I sincerely hope there's more where that came from because I desperately want to know every vapid thought rattling around this dimwit's melon.  Here's the link, if you want to get upset too:  https://www.yourtango.com/experts/susan-allan/the-pros-and-cons-of-marrying-a-millionaire?fbclid=IwAR3uAK30JtGtXwKSY4ZkaoleNdzJuKNM9Lonv_vZoBMDsvZahYAmA3AqJ2w Oh yeah, we talk about my short-lived wrestling career, nostalgia ourselves off to the Attitude Era, and about how we desperately want to be gay...I'm officially coming out of the closet as a wishes-he-was-gay man.  I'm brave, you're welcome.  I ain't trying to hear none of that Q+ shit though.Do yourselves a favor and subscribe to the Comfortably Poor Podcast, and watch out for their new pod 2 Blind Idiots down the road.   These dudes rule, go do Twitter at them, and also me I guess.Comfortably Poor Podcast: https://twitter.com/CPPod100DJ Dan: https://twitter.com/RomeroOnAirPop Uncultured: https://twitter.com/PUncultured