Lost, Confused, and in Uniform

In this episode, we jump right into my first chaotic days at Fork Union Military Academy. From being “The Deserted” kid to navigating my mischievous tendencies, I share the stories that set the tone for life at FUMA. Laugh along as I recount the arrival of the brochures, my dad and I cracking up at the school’s name, and the surreal experience of packing foot lockers for the first time.Hear about the 3.5-hour drive to Virginia, the shocking bus station drop-offs in DC, and the moment I stepped onto campus for the very first time. From the dusty Quartermaster room filled with uniforms and gear to meeting my first roommate—who was, let’s just say, less than friendly—this episode gives you a front-row seat to the chaos, confusion, and hilarity of my arrival at FUMA.Get ready for a funny, unbelievable, and surprisingly heartfelt look at the first day that would change everything.