Lost in Wi-Fi: Gary's Unexpected Cult Journey

Gary Henderson, a 47-year-old Cincinnati resident, embarked on a simple quest to find free Wi-Fi but ended up joining three different cults. After his internet went down, he searched the city for a connection and encountered cults like the Roundabout Enlightenment Society and the Children of the Sacred Password. Each group had its own quirky beliefs, from traffic circle meditations to password chanting. By week's end, Gary had unexpectedly taken on multiple cult roles, struggling under newfound obligations. Experts warn that accidental cult memberships are increasing in the digital age, driven by the relentless pursuit of internet connectivity.