Love Unlimited EP24 - Marriage with humour

Does marriage have any guarantees?“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.” Emma BombeckDefine marriage:“Marriage is a bond between one person who never remembers anniversaries and another one who never forgets them.” Anonymous.Positivity in marriage is like this?“I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. LOL!” Advice for a husband: “never laugh at wife's choices, because you are one of them!”If at first you don’t succeed...try doing it the way your wife told you.How do you know a good marriage?“A good marriage is where each partner secretly believes they got a better deal” Anonymous.“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband”. Michael de Montaigne.Marriage is all about ‘give and take’. You give him something to eat and you take some time to yourself.Finally, before you marry him, listen to him chew. If you can stand that noise for the rest of your life, then go ahead with the wedding.How’s your wife like?“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way” Henry Youngman. Beauty fades and so will his eyesight. There’s no sense worrying. Women want to look good for their spouses. Ideally, you want to look the same as you did on your wedding day. Thanks to his fading eyesight, you will! Whew. What a relief. Define Love:“Love is like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays but you know it is there.” George burns.How does a guy if he is in love?“How does a guy know he has fallen in love? When he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” Henry Young man.Marriage and making peace.Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight all night. LOL!Marriage is a relationship between one person who is always right and the other who is the husband.If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.Marriage and MathMaths after marriage is simple. If you have $20 and your wife has $5, she has $25.Support the show