low level scAAAMer - ep41

We’re back this week hot and heavy off of Kelsey’s date high 😉 Enjoy the sweet rumblings of Kelsey’s arm movements as we enter into this episode 😂 We’re still ICKED by mini vans but we still ❤️ hot dads in minis but NOT ones in souped up minis! Melissa speaks on her “short woman complex" as Kelsey talks about her *slight* car troubles 🫠 Melissa once again proves to us that she is unstable as she states by claiming that listening to Meek Mill CALMS HER DOWN, while Kelsey’s playlist quite literally stresses Melissa out. Men will never ever tell us how to dress and that’s just on period 💅 Melissa has claimed herself as a low level scAAAmer and she’s fine with that, but more?? Absolutely not. Never forget, mean girls are gross and that’s that, period. Byeeee thotties 🥂