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You can, we can say that, I can say that right? I mean yeah, that was a note. No, I mean you got the shirt on. Yeah, but if I'm half I don't get to say it.
That's a note, that is a good question. You hesitated and that is a note. You could say it, you're part of it. Yeah, you're the bee.
It's like being half-back. Yeah, you're the bee. What's up, mutt, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no. You can't just say it, man. Yeah, say it. Yeah, right.
What's the line on that though? Because like you can't- We are not the three to ask. Yeah. No, no, no, no.
I'll just say this. I notice sometimes like you can't be one-eighth gay. Right, it's not- I mean it's not like a heritage. I do know some people who are like like and say that because I'm black and I'm like, you're the ads German.
Yeah, your mom I thought was Filipino but if you're telling me now she's half black, I'm not sure you pass muster. Yeah, no, no, no. You can be like, I'm one thirty second Native American. Yeah, no, I've heard that one be done.
I'm a three something three percent East Asian. I'm not saying any Asian slander at all. Good for you. Thank you.
You've really worked on yourself this year. He's married to a Japanese lady and has two half Japanese kids. You don't let it do it either. Wow.
I mean he said it all the time. Yeah, it feels good. I did. The answer is with you giving me the thought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Justin McDonald's here by the way, he's named fully gay. I mean that's not like like a colon fully gay. It's not like a my mission impossible title.
I'm not going to her be fully loaded. Yeah, yeah. That's Jason's fully loaded. I fully loaded.
Yeah. Yeah, I can hear it from here. He does. I'm not I'm slowly sobering.
I'm so I mean that loaded. Oh, I just loaded with sure. Yeah, no, I become less gay in my sobriety. That'll happen.
Really? I told you I believe that's fine. That's your problem. I'm pretty empty right now.
I think I'm okay with it. I really like sex as much right now. Yeah, but still, I love the ladies. You know, I still bone a lady.
I was still bone a guy. Yeah, you do everything. Yeah, I like your Renaissance man of the legit. I really what?
That's how I pronounce LGBTQIA, the legit but quite I want to do that. Yeah, legit. I'm a qua legit. I'm a member of the legit.
I'm a quite legit. I'm a quite legit. That's cool. Yeah.
Thanks for being on the show. Thank you. I'm happy. Thank you.
And I have a feathery earring. I don't know if you can see that but that's pretty gay too. Anything. I mean, I mean, I mean, yes, and it could also be like on the wrong side.
Red Fair post-apocalyptic. Went to a Ren Fair the other day. The other day? Yeah.
Wait, it wasn't it was small Ren Fair. Was that just like a Christmas village? I don't think I know what a Ren Fair is. It's like the Renaissance Fair.
What's that? It's like, we're still a bunch of medieval. Yeah. Okay, so it's a small Renaissance fair.
But where? In like in the downtown but where the factories are. It might just be Skid Row. I think so.
Was there like Furs and they had like there was a lady that made mugs and the mugs had boobies on them and then there was a lady that made leather stuff with like with with with with bolts and like chains hanging off them. And then there was this one lady that made all these little chests that you put your jewelry and all the stuff on the all the stuff embroidered on it was the devil guy that the bald devil guy that like Hale Satan and all the naked ladies and he's like drinking wine and the satanic pentagram behind him. That's just Santy Alley. Oh, there was a Santa there and he had a lot of chains all over him and a death metal face.
Different Ren Fair. Yeah. It was a small one. That's a Renaissance that has not yet happened.
And they had a food truck and I got a chicken sandwich there and when I was eating the chicken, the chicken was black. You either went to the fashion district or you saw a homeless dude running around with a battle act. Or a fashion district or crampus was on fence and all. He looked like he was hungover.
You've been into a piece of chicken and it was black? It was not black. It was dark, but it wasn't you know what I'm saying. Yeah, like the meat was dark.
And I remember I was real hungry and I was like, oh whatever. I'll burn it off. But I didn't feel sick after it. I did feel sick.
But then it went away. Were you under the impression that it was intentionally black? Because everything there was the black? No, no, no.
They were not a part of this Renaissance fear. They were a fruit truck that was in the Renaissance because they had like fried chicken sandwiches and fries and they weren't like evil fries or like ducks. I mean, it wasn't a duck. I didn't even call it a dark chicken sandwich.
It was a deep fried chicken sandwich. And when I started eating it, I looked at the meat and I was like, oh, that's not good. But as I said, I was real hungry. And it's like, I've always had this thing where if I'm real hungry, if I don't eat, I'm going to say something stupid.
And I was with a lady that I was like, and I was trying to like be nice and press her. Yeah, be impressive and be like interested. Like sometimes we would stop at a booth and look at stuff. And I would see the booth next door that looked more interesting.
And I really want to go over to that booth. But I would like walk over there and I'd be like, no, no be a good moment. Yeah. And also realizing what a potential I taught like just instinctually, what a butthole I am.
Because I would totally do that with my ex-wife. First of all, I wouldn't have gone. Second of all, I had to go to be like, oh my god, I love to take who needs this belt. You know, but this time I was like, oh, I really like this belt.
Yeah. Turns out it's actually quite fun to be not at all. I was enjoying it. Yeah, it's a Christmas miracle.
And then I went on a second date with her and I pointed out this battle axie ring that I really liked. And she secretly got it for me and gave it to me at the next date that we had. Cool. It was really cute.
So this sounds promising. I really like it. Oh, but that's stay cool, Jason. Yeah, be cool.
Big daddy, Jason, he's got to stay cool. Yeah, get all hyped up. You know, you've been hurt so many times. Thanks.
Look at him crumble. Oh, we got gingerbread house. He shot me. You got me bad right there.
You know, be so well, I was like, I just jump in because she could burn me in there. I don't like it. I don't like it. We cover from another bird, you know, let me just push.
I'm so bad. I'm burning alive right now. You like the chicken itself like the black chicken. Dark fried chicken.
Yeah. Oh, I'll survive. Do you like uh, uh, Mackel? What's his name?
Mackelmore? Yeah. No. Right.
I just recently got into really yeah, like yesterday. I didn't even know. I mean, I didn't know he's still around. Yeah.
Well, he got sober. Well, I didn't know I needed this. Was this the beginning of your journey? No, it's not the beginning, but it was the beginning of the light of the journey.
I've been in the dark on this journey. Mackelmore's I feel like a good artist to show you the light. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm really it's sober music. It's sober music. That's what's happening. It's like Christian music without the God.
It's the new creed, which is, oh, come on. Right. I mean, like a good way. I feel like Creed still is around.
No, it's not a good way. There's never been a good way. I don't, you know what? Shut up, Jason.
It's a little like to get to Christian music. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.
I just know that Mackelmore speaks to me. Yeah. And I know that sounds bad. It's like a family grant wrapped.
I don't know who that is. She's Christian. She's Christian. Yeah.
It's like, it's like Jimmy Eat World. It's like rock and roll for kids who want popsicles instead of beer. Right. Right.
Okay. Well, you guys are bumming me out. It's fine. You can have you can enjoy whatever music you want.
Look, I don't like all his music. Actually, I probably only like one song. Is it the gay one? No.
Okay. But I'm happy you did that one. Yeah, too. Because he helped change straight people's minds about gay people.
Well, I don't think it. Okay. Maybe like a straight guy listened that had a problem with gay people listening to that song was like, well, I'm more said it. I was a very hateful man.
So really turned me around. Yeah. What am I even doing here? I thought I'm not supposed to say it on YouTube.
Shout out to Mackelmore. Thank you, Mackelmore. I know you know me, but you fuck. You saved me, bro.
You can't say what I listen to one song over and over again all morning. And it makes me emotional and makes me happy. It makes me believe that there's a better future. And I'm in it.
And I'm very lucky to be here. Good for you. That's it. So I can't hate on him because all it's given me is positive vibes.
And it's going to make me just because I'm a beacon, you know, and I got a got a lot has been shut off. And now it's turned back on. And I'm ready to spread the love. And I believe that I can make a shift on this planet for good.
And Mackelmore had a little bit to do with it. And I don't sound so bad. So much to say that. I believe it.
Because I also saw what I went on the second day with this really cool chick. We went to a band and she's into real dark metal stuff. She's real dark metal chicks. See, this is all making sense now.
I don't think it was a Renaissance fair. I think you went to like a full on dungeon. No, because nobody with me. Well, that's okay.
It could be dungeon adjacent. It just sounds like you went to a heavy metal flea market. Yeah, right. A swap.
A heavy metal swap meet. You're gonna hate you guys. We're just I was like, we're trying to clarify. Yeah.
All right. Well, then yeah, it might have been a metal. Yeah, if it was small, Renfere's usually large on land with it was a small timey. Yeah, it was small.
Okay, Turkey legs. Yeah. You mentioned your poultry was on Brit. Yeah, they didn't have Turkey leg.
Yeah. Yeah. Renaissance times. Do they talk?
Do they talk in like a Renaissance action? Like, no, but they were Renaissance people there. And matter of fact, the girl that I like has been to several Renaissance things and she dresses as like an evil princess. Yes, I feel like Renfere and heavy metal kind of coincide with the same demographic of people.
But it sounds like you went to like a garage sale. Okay, I'm okay with that. I like it. I like it.
You know, you're very like, you know, a lot for a gay guy. Hey, your Mac Amor is my war. I got it. I got to figure that out.
They had a lot of cool, insency things and like all different kinds of Bernie things. And then they got like evil soaps and stuff. I like soap, but I like evil too. I like to clean myself with Satan.
And it feels like, you know, I got all the guard off. I like a good soap as well. Right. Yeah.
There's a great so-called fucking good soap. Right. F G. That's like great.
But I do. Yeah, I'm really into soaps. I'm really into baths lately. And thanks to Brianna.
She gave me like some smelly stuff. I put him a bath and now I want more smelly stuff. And then I decided like the more it's smelly stuff to put in the same bath, the cooler it gets. And I'm starting really I'm like, what are they lighting?
And I'm like, I can really go with some incense in here. Top of all this and then like have some Viking music playing over the top work. And it's yeah, work. You get work though.
You say, is it like a gay saying? I mean, it's just like work, work it out. Like, oh, I'm trying to learn gay stuff. Yeah.
Well, you're good with like, smelly bath stuff. That's good. Okay, let's go. It's like bath bombs.
Yeah, I got a bath. I got that. I got like the bowl. You got a man.
I don't know why they make those balls wrapped in plastic so hard. It's so hard to get the ball out, man. You got to use your teeth. I'm trying to be calm and I'm stressing out this ball out.
Yeah. And it's like, I tell me the ball out of my men is ball better be good. Fizzy. And it's not.
And I got to break it down my hands to make it fizz quicker. Oh, you got Amazon bath bombs. I got them from CVS. Oh, yeah.
Don't do that. No, no, no, no. I know. Okay.
It's okay. I'll move up as long as you're not listening to Mac, one more while you're taking a bath. But I totally do that. But is there like LED lights in the bathroom with the bathtub?
Because I like that whole, what you were like, put a bath bomb and put some rock and roll on LED lights like nightclub vibes. Yeah, why not? Take a rock and roll bath. Oh, yeah.
I never thought I'm trying to relax more. I'm not trying to rock. But in the morning, I and yeah, yeah, in the morning, the sun goes through the window. I mean, in the bath, yeah, Macklemore is pretty cool for that because I've been in the dark and then I see the light, you know, and then the light is on me.
It's like it's all happening at the right time. It's like poetry. Yeah. Yeah.
So just also, okay. Do you have any super hetero habits? Yeah, this outfit. Yeah.
Yeah. It's pretty. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I've got a lot of straight friends.
All right. Well, then you can count them, right? Mm hmm. I know.
I can't count them. Yeah. No, there's so many. So many.
Is that because you're a comedian, do you think? Probably. I don't know. You're a comedian to everybody.
You're not a gay comedian. No. They want to. They want to.
Do they? Oh, yeah. They want to put me in a little bracket. I won't let them.
I would love that. No, I don't. I'm not successful in any bracket of nominees. Yeah.
I would take any bracket. Oh, but you're saying that they've been like, why don't you come and just do? Yeah. And you won't do it.
Wow. You're saying it with like a stain. No, no, no, not just a stain. It's just like, I will do those shows and stuff, but it's not like I'm going to that's like all I do.
When you do those shows, do you do straight joke? You do your stuff? Right. And they get they think yeah, but I'm not it's not it's not my it's not my whole thing.
Right. You know what I mean? Well, it doesn't make me who I am. Right.
It's like being a band who's Christian or a Christian rock. Like Macamorke. Yeah. All right.
Leave the guy alone. Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to disrespect the gay community, but you have so much range, it wouldn't be right for you to shorten your talents to do just gay jokes. Right.
Yeah. I've seen you at the comedy store killing and nobody was it wasn't a gay comedy store night. It was killing to everybody. We're all into it.
The end. The end. That's how I feel. I mean, if there is like a like a theme to the night, then you know, sure, but I don't want that to be like just what I do.
Right. Do you think because I noticed a lot of gay people know a lot more about what's happening in pop culture? Like whenever I watch your podcast, what's it called again? Just saying.
Yeah. That you do a lot of stuff that makes me feel like I'm not I'm not working hard enough in my community because I don't know. It's same with what's her name. She's gonna be on but she can make it.
Okay. Like what about her? Well, I did her podcast in Vegas. Yeah.
And she asked me stuff like gay, Quizme. Oh, yeah. And I was. Michaela loves that though.
I was really bad. Like like, insultingly bad to her and the community. Like I was like, I have no idea. She's like, what does this mean?
And I'm like, I have no idea. What was it? What did she ask you? Do you remember?
Yeah. It was back rolls. Oh, and I was like back rolls. What the heck?
That's hard. That's like that's like a that's like a die hard fan. Okay. But it was really good.
You know what back rolls means? Only because you mentioned before. That's like a RuPaul's Drag Race reference. It made me want to watch RuPaul's Drag Race.
You should absolutely. Way fun. Now we're in. I mean, now I there's so many of them.
For example, I'm what are the other things that Jeff from like gay culture that Jason might not know about the Stonewall riots. Do you know what your this started? No. No.
What is that? Did anyone die at Stonewall? Sounds bad probably. Well, Judy Garland day before.
Yeah. You pre-gay. Stonewall 1969. It was the riots that started gay pride pretty much.
Wait, there was a riot? There's a police raid in a nightclub in the Stonewall Inn in New York City and the police were going in there to like arrest people and people were picking up bricks and said hello. And they were going in there to arrest them for being gay. So they were like correct me from wrong.
They were like gay clubs and everybody knew where they were just like there's any sort of like quasi-league clubs. You could be arrested back in the day because that was okay, I guess. Right. So every now and again they would just be like tonight we're going in there.
Yeah, we're going to do like a raid. Probably what they do with cockfighting. You know, like once a month, we just go over and bust up. So it looks like we're making an effort.
Well, and they were like harassing the patrons and it was like, Oh, we're cops. We can get away with this and they just had enough and say no, leave us alone. And they fought back. Yeah.
And then because of that fight, like they were not victorious, right? I mean, yes, they were. They defended the club. They defended the club and they sparked a riot where people were like enough.
We're tired of being persecuted. We're tired of being like, talk down on and called immoral and dangerous and straight people on the streets join. It was just a gay fight against the club. I think it was pretty much like just in the area of where the Stonewall is, Stonewall Inn is like a giant city uprising.
They put up so much of a fight that the cops back down. I believe so. Yeah. I believe that were arrested.
But I feel like at the end of the day there was like a victory. And then it's not victory. And then that date became the date every year for gay pride. Pretty much.
Yeah, it's June. That's why June it happened in June of 69. Right. Well, I'm sure there was some community support for it because late 60s you're talking about people who are, you know, the hippies who are civil rights, etc.
It just got folded into that. It was just kind of leading the charge was the gay community. Yeah. But really the junior, the only thing is not a joke.
I've heard that it was like she had passed a day or two before that and she was obviously had a great relationship. A lot of people had been to her funeral. People had been up all night and they were like, they've been drinking in her honor. And they were like, just, you know, you get that real tail end of a very long drunk or you're just kind of pissed.
And the cops came by and they were like, can we just have a goddamn moment? Not today. Just leave us alone today. Supposedly it's not a coincidence that she had just picked up our brick and threw it at him.
Yeah. Sorry cops, but good. Yeah. Stop picking on us.
Yeah. I would have held. I think you would have. You want to kick some ass?
I would have done well. I would have been arrested. It's pretty quick. Yeah.
Get in the bag with that one. What else you want to know? A lot. I want to know like about straight people that you think are gay.
Oh, you want me to just out people? Yeah. What straight people do I think are gay? Yeah.
Like do you think Tom Cruise is gay? Tom Cruise is something. Right. He like a bit like maybe.
I don't know. Yeah. I mean, that's a whole other level. That makes you not gay though.
Well, I don't think I don't know. I feel like when you're that successful, you can do whatever the hell you want. I just got into a show that's kind of gay. Which one?
Interview with the vampire, the TV series? Great. Isn't it? Yeah.
The second season comes out in January. I found out all about this last night. Oh, you did? So I watched the ones until there's the next thing.
It's awesome. Yes. It really is. But it also opened my eyes to the original movie and how it made no sense because I don't read the book of the real story.
Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt not being gay in that movie was like, it didn't like the whole like why Tom Cruise is heartbroken about Brad Pitt moving on doesn't make any sense. Now it does. I didn't read the book, but I'm like, you two loved each other. Well, the interesting thing about that is that Anne Rice, who is the author of that book and all the vampire chronicles, she passed away.
I want to say like two years ago, maybe one she passed away recently and she wrote the screenplay for interview with the vampire. She also wrote the book, but she wrote the screenplay to actually be able to sell it. So she had to change the screenplay completely. So Hollywood would be like, Oh, okay, cool.
And then Christopher Rice, her son who's gay as well, took her original book, created the series and did the series, how his mom wanted it to be this series, this series. Yeah. So this is the actual correct canon of the interview with the vampire book. I mean, it's better.
It's better than the movie and I don't think I've ever like, it's way better than the movie. Yeah, like, and also because of what we have today, production wise, exactly. It's like the trick stuff that you use in movies is better than interview with the vampire and the acting is better and like doesn't have Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. These guys wigs, these guys are doing really great work and it all makes sense now.
Like, yeah, the guys in love with the other guy and like him just saying even the guy like the guy who's Brad Pitt who's now black guy. Yeah, the guy who's the guy from Game of Thrones. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
He's the server. He's got a dick now. Yeah. But he talks about how, you know, I'm not gay, but sure, in some times when I drank a lot, you know, I mean, have I had some experiences and I was like, Hey, that's how I was.
Every now and then I did like a lot of stuff. And then I was like, eh, that's so bad. But if you ask me at a certain age, I'd be like, I'm not gay. But I've done a couple of things that were, you know, been do spy drugs and alcohol.
And then for him to fall in love with this other vampire, it just made me realize how dumb that movie is and how I still let that movie be okay with me, even though I didn't understand like the reasons why Tom Cruise was so bummed out with Brad Pitt. I don't know. They really don't know their fan. My name's list at least at Louis.
Yeah, like how they were not like it just didn't add up like what's your beef with him moving on when you're clearly both gay, you know, yeah, we can't we can do that in the 90s. That's what blows my mind because they were like the two biggest like leading men, heart, throbs, everything. And it's like, wow, how powerful that would be now if that was right, the case, how much further we'd be along that had to happen then. But I can tell I didn't stand up in Huntington Beach last week.
Well, there you go. And I remember thinking, I know at first I had a story about China where I sleep with China, the wrestler, very head-joh, and I was like, this is safe in Huntington Beach. And I did it. And I didn't see a light or anything.
And I was like, all right, I'll go into some some gay stuff. Because it's like, what's your first story? And I was like, first the time something happened. And I was like, first time I did anal.
And I was like, I know what you guys are thinking, but I'm talking about my butt. And then I watched some street dudes like with their wives sitting at a table, literally put their hand on their face and drop their head like, Oh my God, he's not gonna do that. And like, I talked to them. I like worked with them and made jokes with them and made them laugh.
They ended up being like, they came out to me afterwards and said, I was really funny. So it wasn't a bad thing. But for a second there, I'm like, Oh man, because I've got that vibe with Huntington Beach in my head. I'm already paranoid that I've seen YouTube videos of some of you guys looking real scary.
And I was like, Oh man, this is not the place to talk about that. But I went for it anyway. And just, it's an innocent reaction. Like he didn't hate me.
He was just like, Oh God, you're not going to talk about blowing a guy snowflakes. And I'm like, why is your hand coming up over your head? Like, you're still going to hear my voice. There's no escaping this.
You can't leave the room. I move your head from your face. Look at me. I was like, I'm not trying to do you.
Like, but I could just the instinct that he had. It's not his fault. Like, I didn't, I wasn't mad at either. It was two of them.
And I wasn't mad at either one of them. I was like, this is just how you know it. Like you're like, Whoa, I don't want to hear that. But you're fine with me.
It says more about that. Yeah, it says more about them and their insecurities for guys who act all tough and like, and then whoa, you know, I think it says like, Oh, I just, it says something about them and it says something about their insecurity. But it also says a lot about their experience. You know, most people who operate in the heterosexual world at some point had a friend or watched a movie or whatever.
And like the road to like that becoming just a part of life that they're used to hearing about just began. There are still some people who are still operating in a very heterosexual world. Yes. It is still an ice bucket challenge to the face when a guy says that in front of them.
And as you yourself said, it does not be coming from a negative or hateful place. It's just that guy is still living in the world. Many of us were living in 25 years ago. Right.
Good reference, which the reaction that I could have had worked, you know, raised money and they actually did some real they did some real good research. Yeah. Oprah did it. You know?
Yeah. Thanks Oprah. My my reaction could have been different too, which could have ended up in just a negative experience all the way around. But instead of me recoiling, I was like, Hey man, like, you know, I'm not trying to do you.
You know, like, yes. And I feel like he opened up to that. Welcome to stand up comedy. Hey, that's what they do.
It's I mean, that's I've gotten that I've had a guy at my show like want to fight me because his girlfriend wanted a picture with me after the show. And like, he was like dead set on beating my ass. And my brother who was in the army was like, we're not going to do that. Yeah.
And like the girl was like, relax, relax. He's like, no, you're not getting a picture. Knocked her phone out of her hand. I mean, it was uncomfortable.
And I was like, did you not just see my show? Like, what do you think I'm going to do? But it's like, Oh, God, how embarrassing. You should have felt you're just unprincipled.
I did. In front of the whole club. Well, you run on stage and make a joke. Watch it.
It was a vampire club. I just dragged her up to the front and stripped her and just get her neck and yeah, crap went wild. Hey, did every minute of it. Yeah, that happened.
Yeah, lots of love. Yeah, I just think that the more it's out there and it'll make some people uncomfortable with the more you will get used to it and realize that we're just dudes. And then you can. I still I still deal with that on stage where it's like people that I've known for X amount of years, I'll go up on stage, I'll do my thing and then I'll bring up the next person and it's always like, keep it going for Justin Marndale.
How about you guys? But I think he's gay. And I'm like, what? Really?
It's almost 2024. I'm doing that shit. God. Or they're like, ah, guy, keep it going for that gay guy.
Whoa. Yeah. But I can't say it. You know, yeah, I get I get that.
Yeah, it's just really lame and mark, mark. That's, man, that's crazy. You say that because that happens or they don't know my name all of a sudden. They won't know my name.
That's that's one for the books. I'm not going to mention names, but there's people that I'm like in the green room and you know, the main room store and I'm talking to them. I'm like, Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no. And then they'll go up on stage and they're like, who am I bringing up?
And they're like, Justin, who Justin Marndale? Who is it? And there's been a time where I've like pulled the curtain back and be like me as all the one who's helping you with your jokes just now. Wait, you've known them that well?
Yeah, they've done that. Yeah. Okay, that would be a different thing for me because I had the, you know, because I'll talk about it and then somebody will come up and say, man, I mean, good luck with that. Like just butthole, humor or whatever, like but fuck a guy or some stuff like that.
I don't know the person. So it's not as close but I do get, I have been burned a few times, but it's comedy. These guys are picking whatever they can to make it work. I get it.
And if I am triggered by it, then I don't understand comedy. Like, why are you here? That's how I try to, but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt a little bit sometimes, especially when I to me, it's more if I don't know the guy at all. And he goes, wow, that guy, huh?
Like, let's let's talk about some vaginas. Right. That's what I was going to say. It's like if there's a straight guy on stage and he's like, oh, yeah, this was fucking this chick the other day and I was eating her out.
I'm like, oh God, I don't want to picture you naked and doing things to someone, but I could sit back and be like, all right, let them go or if it's a female comic and she's like, you know, you're like second of deck and it. But I think it's weird when a guy is like talking about it with another guy. Lesbians, I think sure, you know, like if it's a lesbian comic being acceptable by everybody. Yeah, I think I think I think they get like kind of a free pass because they have two inies.
Yeah. And they're and like if there was a doomsday, they're going to like be prepared. That's absolutely going to help, you know, hatch the fort and stuff. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I can I do both. Like I said, I did both like four days ago, first bit vaginas and and dicks and then second bit, dick on dick and two guys had to cover their own faces for a second. But when I was talking about the lady, wait, were the two guys sitting next to each other? Well, no, one like eight feet away from each other.
They both had once. There's a condom. Yeah. Oh, wow.
You think they doth protest too much? Yeah, they were like, there's an angle to that. Sure. It's definitely an angle to the edge.
It's not in beach. She goes down because you might be you might be gay, but your parents live in honey to beach. Yeah. And then you're like, well, I'm not gay because I'm not big here.
Yeah. If there's two guys eight feet away from each other and they both did that, they're fucking wow. The one of their wives totally wanted me. Yeah, which I thought was pretty cool.
You're right in front of him. Good. Good. Good.
And him. Really incredible. Thank you. Thank you, Michael.
It's a two fucking minimum. That's what's up. Honey to beach. Thanks me.
Yeah. Great job. We have a thing. We have a thing for you.
What does it think for me? Oh, you just wait and find out. Okay button. But it's Wednesday, right?
Yes. No, I probably should have. Does it involve more fog? No, okay.
Okay. I love fog. Wait a minute. Yes, it does.
Okay. And lighting lights and stuff. It's a rock and roll thing. It's very interview with the vampire.