MAFS UK Week 9 Round up.... Dead. Done. Deceased.

MAFS UK, season 9, week 9, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.It's the LAST WEEK of MAFS UK Season 9 and EVERYONE'S bottom bin this week. We've got final vows! We've got the reunion! We've got the final sofa session! Some people stay together. Some people are barely speaking! It's a MONSTER week and Geordie and Michelle are dipping a toe in the chicken bucket minus Jay yet again but to be honest, there's no room for Jay's opinion because Geordie and Michelle are on complete opposite sides of the fence with the Polly and Adam sh*tshow. Michelle thinks Adam's been thrown under the bus by the experts and the show. Geordie thinks Adam is childish. Michelle thinks Polly is a bullying monster. Geordie thinks Polly was misled. Gloves are off! What do you think?And then there are the others... We've got dangly earrings! We've got muppet dresses! We've got feuds and rejections! We've got stuffed toys and turtle badges. We've got Luke regretting not terrorising Amy's b*mhole! We've got Hannah and Ryan who look like friends with benefits and Sacha in a purple-rinse Miss Piggy wig. We've got Kieran who can't help but spill he's been on dates and Holly going ballistic. We've got Hannah giving carvery and Kristina in floods of tears. We've got Stephen still shooting his shot and Orson flirting with Hannah. We've got Polly ruining the dinner party for everyone and Adam giving spite. Is Charlie still a lesbian and will Caspar ever see how great Emma is? What's with that knitted Mongolian Robe Kaftan Cardigan? What's with all the matchy matchy coords between Lathan and Lacey? Who stays together and who's a happy single? And where are the couples now? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!Thanks for dumping on Married At First Sight UK with us - you can listen to all the episodes here: https://podfollow.com/1771808037We love it when you write in! Email all your rants, raves and which side of the Polly/Adam fence you're on to [email protected] or slide into our DMs on Instagram @show_dumpinFor our exclusive first episode of Show Dumpin', head to https://www.patreon.com/eavesdroppin where Geordie, Jay and Michelle rip into the new season of MAFS UK.Show Dumpin': An Eavesdroppin' production https://podfollow.com/eavesdroppin - give Eavesdroppin' a listen if you like real life, true crime and the supernatural!See you next time for another dump on a new show. Ciao for now!#mafsuk #marriedatfirstsight  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.