You know, I thought it'd be fun. What mostly because of a drive my wife insane is to talk about things that she doesn't like or hates and tell everybody that she loves them on the pocket. Oh, I don't even want to mention it any of my ideas right now because I'm just gonna bring them up organically in the future and Everybody's gonna be like, oh man Dan's wife really likes my little pony chocolate bars, you know, some some bullshit that I'm making Chocolate bars, she loves them. Okay.
I don't want to ruin it. There's one saying. Yeah, I want to bring it up organically I'll tell you off air the first one I thought of because she hates it so much That she found it hysterical that I was like I'm gonna tell everybody that you fucking love it And we're gonna come up with like a whole scenario about it when you get a peel box of people can send stuff Mmm, but tell them all the sense of to Terry. I'm gonna be the stuff that she hates That's a fantastic idea.
I seem better. She's know about that one. I told her about the first one Hey, buddy. Hey Dan.
Yeah, you're good. Yeah, I'm strong. I'm feeling great. I'm excited about 2018 Yeah, how about the snow though, right?
You're doing invisible dead list right now? Oh I don't know what that's called. I don't know any terms for working on either like all my workout terms like WWF moves like real press you know, it's weird. I want to like lose weight and work out But not for New Year's resolution, but now I have to wait several months after New Year's to actually sign up So I don't look like one of those fat guys who just signs up for my dad like almost every year Also because it's it's winter time.
It's a good time to work out and it's I don't know how much of it's New Year's resolution as much as like I got fat as shit this holiday season. I need to work out and it's cold so nobody cares Yeah, and then all the people would normally go to the gym like look at this asshole is coming here for his new year's resolution It's good point. Although Terry said the one that we go to is I mean she noticed like three additional people. Well, she actually goes to the gym though Yeah, I pay for a membership.
Yeah, I pay for a membership when you're in brain He's like we're never paying again. You wait three times this year and I'm like yeah, good point I don't think I'm at all in 2017. I like doing it But I don't know how to like I don't know how to do like certain lists and stuff. I mean that's why you don't worry about it I want someone there to make sure I'm not doing it wrong like don't tell you how to do it Yeah, depending what Jim you go to know all of them have personal trainers.
That's their job. Those dudes is counter That's what they're for like hey man. Can you show me how to do yeah? I like breasts.
That's what they're supposed to easy. I do shit. I like those with something. They used to be fat They used to still pretty fat or fat.
I was like close to 300 or you really want us to 90 holy balls, dude I'm still like 275 right now. No, you're not I swear. Do you have a scale? We'll go step on it right now.
It probably doesn't have batteries in it. Oh, the batteries are corroded I don't know I haven't stepped on someone. I don't know if it works dude the snow though fucking a you like you will not like it I don't like you know you're used to the familiar with it. Yes.
I am not familiar with the snow I've been skiing three times in my life and it's enjoyable, but after what four days of snow I'm like yeah, I don't want to live near snow. It's horrible, right? Yeah, yeah when most people ask me like so Why did you move here? And I'm like sunshine?
They're like what do you mean? I'm from Northern Indiana It's horrible because imagine this so we're in Charleston, South Carolina and in the last I've been here since O2 I've seen this much snow happen twice maybe here. Yeah, no, but not no, but it doesn't stick around Yeah, okay, I give me a key like this much like an intro to like a minute or two Yeah, like literally in like five minutes the last time it happened I think is when like it never sticks into this house in oh wait We went out and drove around and like ha look at the snow because it's gonna be gone in like five minutes Yeah, and it was no this has been stuck for four days now. Yeah, this is like ordinary up north man This is every day.
Oh, yeah, you know I guess it wouldn't be as bad if it wouldn't the problem here is during the day at Nelson and that it freezes again And so it's icy it's not just snow. Yeah, that's the problem everywhere the problem is So I can't let us know custom to it. Yeah, so we don't have plows road salt sand anything you can to throw down to yeah Think about I mean there's just as many like elevated truck. I live in the country All right dudes in Indiana I'm probably more so because there's so many farms as there as there is down here So imagine all those dudes with elevated lift trucks and there's a ton of them about three quarters of them having their own snow Plow because in Indiana most of them do like I'm just hook it up and they just clear their road and their neighbors road and the driveway and the community And and then everybody throws salt down each each individual small town has their own salt trucks I mean it's normal down.
You want to know I thought about doing and this is gonna sound real dumb What I thought about going in buying salt and just down it down. Does that work? Yeah, like just table salt Yeah, I did it out front. Okay, doesn't that kill like all the plants?
I guess you do on the road You don't work it out on your yard the plants are dead. It's winter. Yeah, but you don't want to salt the ground No, you're right salting the ground. We'll kill the plants.
You don't salt the ground you just salt your gravel Man you get ice melt and it's not the same thing though what I smell no I mean it's designed to last longer and like the mix it in with sand so that it also gives you some grip gotcha But really all salt is a catalyst. Yeah, it raises the freezing temperature water therefore it changes the activation energy activation energy almost all I know about physics. Yeah, it's a thermodynamics Time to I guess technically it is. I mean it's changing the freezing temperature of the water They're by not allowing water to freeze at 30 degrees changes the activation energy.
So it takes less energy to change state So from solid to liquid or liquid to gas knows crazy what solid to gas Yeah, like dry ice dries and have you seen like way up north where it's like in the negatives and they can take a squirt gun For the water and I squirt it just comes out as mist. No, you haven't seen that online It's like once it hits like negative 15. I think or negative 25 I've probably experienced it you literally get a squirt gun They pump it and they go to spray it instead of water coming out It just comes out as a mist because it instantly turns into a vapor. You ever felt the inside your nose freeze?
No You're missing out. Yeah, like literally walk outside Breathing through your nose you can like feel it crystallize. What? Yeah, see I don't like that.
I don't like that I can deal with a little bit of cold. This is about as cold as I like It is this is literally as much as I can handle and it's weird like you get so accustomed to it so quick Like I could go outside in snow bearfoot past two days to go crepe my car It's like a little cold, but I can walk in snow bad. Yeah, it's not that bad like I guess no it is It's the wind there's no wind right now. It's the wind sucks man when it's cold and humidity and it's windy.
It's like brutal brutal Yeah, I remember the first time went to Vegas in the wind blows. It's a hot wind like what is this? Yeah, I've never experienced a hot wind. Yeah, it's like I think maybe at the airport when I was working out there But you think of wind is like a cooling breeze usually but in Vegas since it's blown off the desert It's like a scorching wind it like hurts your eyes and face like you're like yeah, it's hot What's worse the hot wind or mosquitoes mosquitoes?
No, I mean like like Charleston July like late later on in July and honestly like I couldn't matter how much of anything you do you walk outside Ten seconds later you're sweating. Oh because you're standing in water just because it's like over a hundred cent humidity I don't know how it works, but yeah, I don't either How humid is the air out right now? Oh, you know, it's ocean ocean humidity. What yeah?
Yeah, it's ridiculous I'm kind of a cousin to it. Yeah. I think I'm just a cousin to it Yeah, and so I don't have a problem with it as much as the hot heat is dry like you breathe in it's like It burns your lungs and your nose see that's the other reason I don't like the north because okay It's dry to a little bit dry right now. Mm-hmm little dry.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna mash a little dry there You're not in good idea. You've got to drink a bunch of water. You've got it moisturized You got a lip gloss. I hate I don't use chapstick lipstick lip gloss whatever.
I like cherry I like cherry with a slight reflective sparkle to it, but really if you're hydrated enough, you know I don't really deal with it that much but yeah, I have sleeping sleeping in the dryness Yeah, nightmare dude like because you can't get away from it I guess we'll have like built-in humidifier I was just about a bit of a place that there have humidifiers Where's here? We have dehumidifiers in your attic and basement because it's just like we don't want mold Oh, yeah, there's like commercial grade. Yeah, I think we had one called April air in our house one Yeah, it was pretty great, but it's it's not enough now. It's like hey.
What is this fake humidity? What's it at 40% humidity so in chance to everybody feels off I mean the mosquitoes aren't bad out there Are they mm-hmm not like here during the summer here night and close and then the nightmare down here is the freaking nats are Somehow more active in the winter time dividing that's we don't have biting nats in the diana. Oh, yeah, those are those are my mosquitoes mosquitoes and I hate a mosquito horse flies not too much Plenty of ticks. Never had a problem ticks.
I think I eat a lot of garlic and so I don't take some mosquitoes don't bug me as much really I don't know if that's the thing. Yeah, I suppose it does like when you sweat it out and they're not attracted to the I don't really have garlic plus cute vampires away. Hey, I'm Brent. Hey, I'm Dan.
Welcome Dan Brant live forever Yeah, well open in there a little bit man. I'm ready for this winner whether to clear supposedly more supposed to be in the 70s Are you serious are the 50s anyway supposed to be no? I think 70s I'm pretty sure that's what I heard. Yeah, you don't even know bro.
It doesn't matter like five or six months of This can you imagine I don't think I'm out now compound that with nine to script race guy. Mm. Yeah, see that's what would bug me I think that's the worst part that would bug me way more than just the snow days just that oh no sunshine again today Well, everything's so much better insulated and everybody's so much more prepared for the snow and cold up there Yeah, so I mean your house doesn't really get cold because it's super insulated and they usually have most houses sit on basements Apparently we live in quicksand in South Carolina because nobody has basements no one has basements except for downtown Which makes even less sense because it's even more I think that that used to be the first floor and they just sunk down and they're like I would just build more stuff of it more than likely or they just have that much money that they can put enough dirt down underneath I mean that has to be what it is right cuz yeah, there's not any real basements down there now I'm talking like full on blade like this and underneath the house. Yeah, like I love the basement loads of basements with freaking ten foot Seamlings dude.
I would love a basement because you could have a cold room down there Yeah, we're just sore stuff. You know how to worry about getting human muggy and well, then there's the The constant the yeah, the earth stays at what's a common constant 52. Yeah once you get down six feet That's how you know geo thermal heating works and geo thermal electric. Yeah for sure the temperature difference between the surface and the underground makes To me I don't see why they don't do it more often.
There's only six feet down It's all you have to go 30 feet underground to get to that constant temperature. Yeah, something bad so What you've been doing? I had brandy do man. She had to trap downtown Yeah, she had to stay working basically staying overnight and made a shit ton of money downtown Yeah, cuz people who were staying at that hotel nothing's open.
They can't go nowhere. Did she play it out a little bit? I'm sure she did. I hope she did like I can't get home to my but she didn't like you like 400 bucks in two days It's not bad.
It's not bad. Yeah, but uh it was nice for me to have a little little a little Brent time I can tell video game the shit out of everything. Well, she was gone. Yeah, I could tell your annoyance when you were talking to your daughter Leave me alone.
This is my time stop it go read or something. Well now my daughter just wanted to stay up Like she's oh we don't have school again. So I'm gonna say I tell three o'clock in the morning It's like no, you're still still 11 years old. You're not gonna stay up past midnight.
Sorry. Why well because you're 11 And I'm your parent and so go to sleep. I'm not a bad person. Yeah, I care about your well-being What's your bit times again?
Nine nine nine nine. I mean what the pin on wind lucky son of a baby. I got later as I got older so I would say middle school was about nine eight thirty nine Yeah, I went to school. I think it was eight.
Mm-hmm. That's not what we do. I was nine high school was ten Yeah, I thought was hilarious. I'm like really I'm 16.
Yeah, it's not like I'm going to bed guys It's not like a snuck out every single night. I did not every night Dude, I used to sneak out when I lived in Goose Creek and drive to James Island every night Stay there to like four in one and drive back mm-hmm to Goose Creek to get dressed to go to school on James Island. Wow. Yeah I don't know how I just didn't see your kid you can't hear that stuff when you can man now It's like say it till 11.
I'm like, oh tomorrow's gonna suck like First time first time or two like stayed overnight with a lady. Yeah, how much sleep did you get? No, no, not any at all I'm totally fine with it. I'm gonna sleep.
I'm gonna kiss them more. Yeah, let's do whatever you want Then we'll do what I want. So how do you think all the snow happen man? You think some cosmetic spellers on oh?
Possibly who knows man? Is it a Indian rain dance on wrong spells and the conditions for those with talent to cast them? You can learn more from the majors in winter hole So this week we're gonna be talking about magic spells Now that covers a lot it does a huge amount I mean when I was kind of thinking about it like a ritual is like a long-term magic spell that takes time to rituals not I mean that's anything can be ritual. That's not a real good term.
Yeah. I guess so you brush your teeth every day. That's a ritual We're like hobby. It's a hobby.
Okay, so you don't have to brush your teeth I guess do something ritualistically usually has something to do with religion, but I mean even just like going to church every Sunday That's that's a ritual well I was thinking maybe we should go through and kind of chop the block real quick and knock off things that we're not gonna Be talking about this time because they're gonna cover another episodes I think number one enchantments. Yes, you have cast spells to make enchantments I would say but enchantments I think are completely different subtopic I think so too because they seem to be like there more Yeah, like there's special a lot of times they come from like a deities to make a hero or somebody more powerful Like here's your magic sword. Yeah, here's a caliber. Yeah.
She'll like that. No, I agree I think enchantments can wait for some other time I was thinking rituals which also you just kind of said yeah, definitely not yeah, not really I mean there are rituals in like wickah and all the other crap. Yeah, and they involve saying spells but aren't technically just a spell Hmm, what else would you leave out prayer conjugate conjuring? Yeah, because that's more of a ritual kind of but I mean I guess conjuring seems Yeah, it is kind of more of a ritual.
It seems like you're invoking some other spirit Which I guess is a type of invoking spell. Yeah conjuring spell Yeah conjuring to me means like to bring like a some other yeah like a summon You know you want Bahamut or you know Shiva to show up or Daniel final fantasy seven Which is pretty amazing at the time so when most people think spells I think I get that I think most people think love spells first off top their head, right or yeah loves spell love potion When I mean personally when I think spell I think you know I'm gonna launch a fireball. Okay fireball I'm gonna go lightning from the sky elemental sort of magic elemental magic. Yeah, that makes sense or you know Obviously protection spells read a bunch of fantasy books is good.
Yeah, obviously something there's all kinds of different spells So when you talk when I think spells, I think something more aggressive I think of like you think of destructive type. Yeah, like do harm not protecting. Yeah Your face and spells and you like award. Yeah like a ward or barrier like your bullets are binding spell It's a binding spell like keep something attached to you like that you bind something to you So like let's say I bind this glass to me then like you wouldn't be able to use it type spell now I'm talking strictly Skyrim here.
Okay. He's in a bound something isn't that a conjuration of some sort like a conjuring a Bound weapon yes, but it's a sort of like an invisible magic weapon, right? Yeah, I'm talking about like binding a physical item to you or to Something else. Do you think you and I are fine with this conversation?
Yeah kind of in the middle recording I don't think it's too late to jump out of it. Yeah, I guess you're right I mean, there's gonna be ones that people don't like that we really like probably talk about this for hours on in No, I think I may have about an hour in me. Yeah, I don't know. I think you'd do more So what's cool about a spell?
I mean it gives you a special ability to control something else that you wouldn't normally be able to control I think that's the like that the attraction for that is just you know like power power yeah, and why Nerds in general are attracted to it because they don't have any power Yeah, that's why everyone likes the sift because they can shoot light and both other hands right like I just got the shit kicked out I mean by the bullies at school watching just like Backwards Latin and you burst into flames sounds like a cool idea I think it attracts a lot of a lot of kids down-drawn people kids are bullied. Oh, yeah for sure like me. Well, you're really you know You're bullied I was made fun of I mean I think everyone's made fun of though Yeah, I was I was small from age. Okay, so because I have a July birthday.
Did this not happen to you? Oh, you were always the youngest. Yeah. Yeah graduate when I was 17.
Yeah, because I was I was one in July you're a larger frame dude than me though. Yeah, and like I was really small for a long time See that was the other thing. I just went the other direction You know I didn't show myself out. No, that's what I'm saying like you have to develop more of personality That's why I'm honestly kind of against all this bully shit because yeah I was bullied a little bit they made you who you are but it didn't make me go in like I didn't make either I either made those people laugh or we hung out later in high school and you know, you know, and then they I see Some strong bonds are formed when you party with you.
Yeah, I think I can think of like maybe two times I got bullied. Yeah, I mean it wasn't often it wasn't often no I mean this one time I had this I bought a shirt from Hot Topic First mistake second steak word school and it was like a mesh button up shirt. Yeah, that wore another shirt underneath it Mesh button up sure. Yeah, I got that one time And you know when the jocks is like never the sure club woman there where that he was let me see any like But it only like like did that it ripped and I was like what a dick now's about the only time and I was like well I just never wear a shirt like that again and good point.
I should never wear shirt like that I guess I was mostly harassed. Yeah, I was never really harassed. It was that one instance and then nothing else I was smarter than most of my classmates and that bothered a lot of people say I was super smart too And I was lazy so therefore I didn't make good grades So I didn't look like I was smart, you know, I wouldn't get straight up like punch to anything Yeah, it was usually like more than one dude like Sam in front of you in classroom teachers got his back to us I would just get like slapped in the back of the head. Yeah, like to a fucking 12 year old That's pretty traumatic like what the fuck is this guy hitting me?
Yeah, and then like his his other buddies are like ha ha Fuck you glazer your piece of shit. I mean like that's terrifying for you. Yeah, it's actually when they're older than you know No, they're the same age. They're just bigger.
Well bigger older same thing, right? Well, it was then yeah But anyway, what about is I feel like a lot of people have a tendency to imagine horrible things happening to people Yeah, and it can be kind of attractive to think about, you know, I think I'm realistic ways to destroy your enemies I think a lot of people and it's a good thing and it's a bad thing Oh, I think a lot of people get into superheroes for the same reason like man I wish I had that power sure you know I wish I had that ability to Then know what pickle me because I'd be able to turn to the Hulk and smash everyone or I wish no would mess me because I have the power of magic Yeah, kind of well and honestly before I was mess with I thought it'd be cool to just basically manifesting things that you can't have yeah Or aren't realistic. Yeah, absolutely I mean that's that's the appeal of casting spell right like I can make you do something or I can have something I'd Destroy you or destroy something else or make something appear that's not there speaking of I don't feel like practical Like conventional real-world magic even remotely applies what we're talking about no absolutely not I used to do I use that my my share fair Magic guys I was obsessed doing magic for the while as a kid like you buy magic kit You know make these bells disappear and you're horrible at it Yeah, I've gotten good just to mess with my daughter and hurt like young friends like I'm really good at like hiding something Am I having it you know so I'm like you can't notice it's my hand those big real minutes Yeah, exactly so I say my palm like that. I'm like look quarter out your ear.
They're like what? Yeah, pretty good. It's core out of your thing. Yeah, I'm real good at invisible tooth.
I think no I'm not good. I've never really done that but I'm good at like I can show you stuff in a paper stuff in a napkin Well dinner in my hand like I'm like you make this beer boom and it's gone. Where'd it go and it's really just right here Oh another one I take a salt shaker and I put a napkin over it and I put it in my lap So it's still shaped like a salt shaker. I'm like alright So I might wear a nice slam it.
I'm like where'd it go? I'm like I went through the table and I pull up my lap. They're like what your dad's awesome. He's the best ever He has real magic powers.
I'm like yeah, I do what about like the easiest But some people that don't know it the most amazing cartridge You know that one where you're like pick a car and put it back in the deck and you can do any sort of flourish You want to at the end but the easiest one is just to show them their card, you know that one? Hmm, I'll be teaching real quick. Yeah, let's do some practical magic real quick. Well magic right on the on pod So unknown to them you take the bottom card and flip it over.
Mm-hmm So they don't they think it's most people are gonna think everything's stacked normally So you're at one at a time. So you put it over correctly the first time pick a card And then when they pull the card out the best thing to do is to get them to like perform some their action either You know show it to the crowd if there's more people or write it down I want you to write it down so you remember it don't show to me Instead of saying you want them to not look at you for a second So you can flip the deck over without them paying attention like okay great Put it back in and you like do some other hocus pocus like okay Spend around three times and close your eyes or whatever and you look at the cards You know obviously which one it is because you flip the deck over so it's the only one in the wrong direction So then you can do any sort of like you know make it rain with the cards and hey, that's your card or whatever you want to do People have no idea. They're like oh, it's amazing I got when I use some so I don't pick any card But really what I have my hands are always sweaty because I'm just a sweaty guy here pretty sweaty So I put salt on my hand my palm well just table salt and sticks So then I get the pick a card and I split the deck I'm like okay, and then I go to say a magic word and I sprinkle the salt of my palm onto the top of the card And then close the deck so when I'm going through the cards once I get to the salty card I know that's the one that's serious. Yeah, that's way more difficult than what I just said Yeah, I know Did you come up with that on your own?
I think so or maybe I saw someone do it one time or it's kind of impressive I never heard that because you can feel it kind of crunching you know No one's gonna notice salt going everywhere interesting anyways, right? I'm not talking about that But um, so let's break down a magic spell man. Okay, so there's components to a magic spell right I would assume there's different So you have your incantation which are the words you have to say you have your material components Which is known for some reason the word I couldn't think of earlier And then you have like your focus which would be like a totem or religious symbol or if you have if you've drawn out like a Pintergram circle type thing. Yeah, and then you have somatic.
I think which is anything you do with your hands like it's a Sematic part of the spell whoa, that's more information than I know What does the magic mean? I just I don't know. I just know it's the part that you do with your hands from D&D Which is kind of the most attractive part of it, right? Why is it spellcastrals always bitches They're not because they're so powerful.
Oh, yeah, they don't have to work out right but like you know the video game term squishy A spellcaster is always squishy. Yeah, they always take more damage They're always they're always bitches man. The way I look at it is they've spent so much more never cut the hero off No, it's been running the whole time. It's cold man.
It was it listeners. So No, I've always looked at it this way like they've put so much time into training their mind. They haven't trained their body Well, yeah, I mean there's and so therefore they can't take as much damage. They're not as fizzly adept There's some obvious practical reasons.
I'm just like that's why you have like a badass smellcaster at some point I don't know man. One of the neat things about I Mean what's your personal experience with magic with okay? Okay? Okay, what's your magic with a c-medic okay?
I don't know it's more annoying like European like color of the year It makes it more real because it's okay. Anyways, I mean, you know besides Doing the little magic tricks I used to do as a kid like learning like magic. Yeah, apparently you got pretty good at it Okay, and I'm not no David Blaine, but um I have to fool your daughter and that's the fun part Yeah, I did read a book one time when I was younger It was a fictional book about this guy who made these little like totem type things out of like spare parts So I used to make them like be like half a crayon I found broken crayon and then I put like a like a paper clip And then I would use like other stuff like rubber bands and like make these little people out of trash basically That I found my book bag yeah, I've met people like you And then I'm generally avoided them at parties in middle school. I bought a couple souls I Know that sounds really bad Continue what was that you knocked three times on wood to banish bad spirits Apparently you bought souls, so you're a bad spirit and that's my question Which is kind of like you're talking about I mean I was a kid and I was like listen if I ever made a deal with this is Seriously, how about in middle school?
I ever made a deal with the devil could I use someone else's soul? So I could keep my soul so I bought I bought like two or three souls for a dollar each what yeah, yeah contracts I made them sign contracts Not in blood. That's uncomfortable. Yeah, I know and I think about it sometimes now that I'm older and I can't give their souls back to them I knew a couple weird as it would right shouldn't one no that never went that far with it.
It was weird Yeah, but I totally made them sign a contract here dude. I don't have the contracts anymore, so they're void You're right. We said again. So they're boy.
Right. What I don't think it's real. So they're boy. Yeah You're everyone you had the point beer and we called the evil breath.
Yeah, yeah, that's good You didn't like you're like like an evil twin of yourself. I like to imagine they're like When I die and go to heaven they'll be like and here and oh, oh, I'm like well, let me explain that part Technically, that's what I was wondering I'm gonna take the good stuff from this old. I got one whole good soul here we go Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it works that way.
Do you watch second season preacher? No, so I'm not gonna say cool stuff about souls in there Really? Yeah, but I think about that sometimes I'm like that was a weird thing to do and also probably shouldn't done that super weird thing to do Yeah, weird. Who did you convince to do this and what did you offer them to my friends a dollar each?
Are you serious? Yeah, I'd like to buy your soul for a dollar. Yeah, I said it jokingly and it made them sign contract It was weird as I knew kids in my school they did that really yeah And they're like can I buy your soul for blobby blah like five bucks and I'm like no Like I don't know Because I want to own your soul yeah, I didn't think much about it, but yeah, it was a weird thing I did Why the hell I don't understand why the kids in my school did it is real bizarre. I don't know I just I just the way I thought of it.
I mean get me bad after two souls Oh, it was pretty hilarious because easily one of the coolest slash funniest kids in my school It's Chris Hagan who it's good last name Chris say Hagan. Oh, so Hagan. I know a car Chris Hagan I have no idea what happened to some of the figure but I remember in middle school He bought some dude soul and like make him do stuff because he was like well, you know technically you don't do what I say then You never have your soul back, but if you do what I say for like, I don't know four or five months I'll tear this contract up and then you're free and dude totally did whatever you said yeah, it's awesome Huh, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen that's crazy. I've never I never bargained my soul for anything But I can remember well clearly you're the soul master.
I mean it's gotta be better have more than one soul I got this backup soul in the closet. Hang on Right back. I'll be right back. I go look at some boxes with your books and shit.
I've got a couple souls in there I think I'll be fine. What the fuck man. I don't know it was weird. Yeah, I was a weird kid I think I've gone over this plenty of times.
Well clearly we're both weird kids. We're doing a podcast about fucking magic spells Do you have any magic spell experience your cast a man expel I mentioned something about love spell for your wife You said will you let find out no But there was a chicken in college and like I don't know anybody that didn't like Falling in love with her. That is a succubus. I think they're real and we've been in this before No, no like she she had no intention of ruining men that she knew of no really like I thought well Maybe the spell still active and that's why I'm saying that but really cool chick not overly attractive But one of those chicks is just something about them.
Yeah, and everybody said so mm-hmm I swear to you one day I get them back for convertible and there's a book about love potions and spells. I'm like no fucking way Are you a fucking witch? She's like don't worry about it. Damn Don't worry about it.
I'm not kidding. I'm gonna suck your soul from your penis No, really I book of love potions and spells and I don't know a guy that knew this chick that wasn't like man something about that girl It's weird thing has a lot to do with uh, especially love spells like it has to increase your confidence and therefore you become more Attracted just by being more confident. Yeah, she was super confident. Yeah, and I mean technically the spells worked Yeah, but it's not really the spell that was working.
It was the effects you there's a placebo effect kind of so I'm super interested in like ancient societies mm-hmm I don't know how comfortable I am with the whole like ancient aliens, you know the Egyptians, etc, etc But I do think a lot of people in the desert with not a lot to do are gonna come up with some shit Yeah, the way I think about it is I think a lot of people take some something like You know ancient Egyptians and go well, they didn't have computers so they couldn't been that smart when really it's like they had different type of knowledge Like well, yeah, and it was accumulated over thousand years exactly So just imagine without the distractions that you have now how much could you get accomplished? What do you mean by the distractions? I have now the digital distractions without television without computers without I mean just Entertainment in general just no entertainment Yeah, your imagination runs wild and you end up yeah, you eventually figure some shit out I mean the the ancient geometry of like the Egyptians and The Babylonians if they actually existed even like Rome like Romans. Yeah, absolutely Architecture is probably the easiest indicator of you know the the breath of a neurology engineering.
Yeah, I would imagine I completely agree So it's pretty well known that Egyptian funerals and mummification and tombs are pretty elaborate So I don't know if you've heard of the Egyptian book of the dead It was written by Socrates, right? No, I've heard of the name. So it's a it's a It's a funeral book, right? Basically basically explaining motivation and the rituals and correct Yeah, but there are also 200 spells 200 or roughly spells in the text that are either to be spoken by Whoever presides over the funeral or for you to read in the afterlife So predating the book of the dead There's actually what they call coffin texts and so they would write instructions on that a coffee Yeah, so there's like hieroglyphic hieroglyphics on the inside of coffins on how to survive in the afterlife Know what the cool thing about hieroglyphics are even if you're blind you can still read them I mean seriously even if you can see you could feel them and tell what they are.
Yeah, you're very great. Sure Well, yeah, so it's like a Braille mixed with a readable right of a language if there weren't yeah, pain it or bread Yeah, that's good point Well, so what it sounds like kind of is there are they prayers kind of sort of so it's a prayer spell those what I want to know Because no no really it's it's it kind of is well. Well, okay, it's a matic. Yeah bow your head put your hands together Okay, say this in condition.
Oh, you have your cross there's your focus. I mean point I mean they had specific Like I think in conditions that spoken something spoken right so there's 200 of these and lots of them have to do with the afterlife And they're like from real practical ones like To be able to breathe in the afterlife in order to see in the afterlife in order to Be able to walk in the afterlife There's a lot of these that your living relatives would have to recite on your burial because you can't do it yourself Like the ability to speak or there's a really interesting one where what kind of super Egyptian errors were like I'm memorized all this Before I die Well, they knew nobody wouldn't memorize it So it was very common to leave a book of the dead well we call it book of the dead it was like a book of God to the afterlife. Yeah, something like that like a guide to what's the book they found when um and be able to use when they die All right, what was that I can't remember this like basically a guide to the afterlife so you're dead living in the dead or something Living after death I think or something like that life after death. I can't remember Oh, anyway, so yeah that concept basically hey say this if you want to be able to fly or say this if you want to be Breathing in say this to see so such an everything fourth and fourth right and so they give you this book so that You know and if your funeral is done properly then you'll have the book and you'll be able to see in here and you know Understand like and actually live in an afterlife right one of the most important that I found sort of interesting was um The ability to remember your name they found that your name was a very important part of your being That's a lot of stuff is like a and some of the demon You know when we did the exorcist things like you have to know the demon's name Yeah, but it's interesting because like they believe that your Afterlife would be quite perilous really yeah, they're like protection against beheading protection against someone stealing your heart I guess you have to worry about people robbing your grave and desecrating your corpse possibly one of the funniest was Protection against crocodiles in the afterlife they eat anything I mean I just think that's cool Like it's basically like a spell manual for incantations free to read with those spells to yourself when you're dead to protect yourself So would those spells protect your dead corpse or your spiritual body no your spiritual body?
Okay, so your your relatives were supposed to read a number of things over you when you're dead And so to have a good funeral so I basically kickstarting your afterlife kind of let's get him let's give him his name Let's let him read let's let him see here talk taste Yeah, we're gonna do the rest from there exactly whatever the the original Egyptian name of it But I'm just gonna call it the book of the dead yeah because that's what we know so the only people that Generally owned a book of the dead were wealthy people because you know papyrus was not easily come by yeah, not everyone read so to Write and write to bury your family member in the proper way Would be very expensive to have a you know a funeral in the proper way be very expensive And even to leave one of these books so that they could survive in the afterlife So there are also other things that they would do they would create like certain amulets and protective wards like and that's what we found like in you know Like pharaoh tombs there's all these like you know like keeping different organs and different protective areas and then the jars are basically awards Yeah, so like you know will protect your heart or your liver or your lungs or your eyes or whatever until the afterlife And they'll be in these jars and you'll know where to find them because the instructions will be in the book of the dead Sweet yeah, I think it's kind of neat kind of an even apology Anyway, that's that's one of my favorite things spell related just because I'm a big fan sidebar I know you know you longingly hope for dnd at all times Staring off into the distance I Make a little skit where I'm just like standing outside someone's house in the rain holding dnd books Like yeah, I just I just want to play just like in a plastic bag Like get your way down cutting into his hands. I just want to roll some dicey man. Get the hell out of here man I do think it'd be funny Because you were talking about making a video out of it where I'm like who are you like you want to play doesn't drag It's get out of your nerd and then like like a thunderclap sound and then like rain You know like off camera, you know, I'm just spring with those Then suddenly becomes really strong stream and it cuts back to me I'm just like spraying you with my nose to give up. I said get out of here.
I'm gonna shoot you in a minute speaking of I think an Egyptian RPG would be pretty dope. I'm sure they have them. Oh, there are there are lots of RPGs about everything You think they have like Egyptian themes, but I think it'd be dope to like have like a living life and an afterlife Yeah, I'm like you die in the game. You're not really dead to that starks your second.
Yeah, it starts your life. You're a life Have you seen the new mummy? Oh, what's on Chris? No, not bad really The reason is not that bad is because they tie in some other they tie in some other Universal monsters.
They're redoing all the universal monsters. You know that right? Oh, yeah, and this is kickstart in the whole thing That's student Who's the guy who played in a played a gladiator Russell crow is in new mummy and spoiler. You know who he is a fatter version of himself dr Jekyll Mr.
Hyde I feel like Penny dreadful did that better. Oh for sure. Yeah, I like I like I don't like tonkers. Yeah I know he has good roles.
Do you like Will Smith? No, this also involves magic spells You should watch bright. It's a movie Netflix original movie. I'm telling you man At least give it a chance It's like imagine if like a fantasy world would where dragons elves orcs humans Yeah Existed and then it became the world we're in now So there's orcs and elves but it's an everyday normal life All the orcs are like gangsters and real big pieces of shit and really that's what they did and Will Smith is a human and he's that's not That's not a car.
He's a partner. He's partnered with an orc and like all the other works. He's a cop. Yeah, it's actually pretty good That sounds funny the elves are horrible movie just that's the part you're gonna hate and I hated it too first off It's a great concept.
It sounds awful. It sounds funny awful. It's not funny. No, no, no.
It's not it's not terrible I'll give it a chance Because you just said Will Smith is a cop and his partner is an orc. Yeah I'll give it a chance and because the whole movie is about them finding a magic wand because magic wands are super rare Of course there and everyone wants some but only certain people can use them because otherwise you explode Just how you give it give it 30 minutes. Oh, I'm on board. I'm on board I had to say was Will Smith is a cop and his partner is an orc and I'm like, okay Yeah, I'll give it a shot 30 minutes.
It sounds stupid You gotta get you got it passed like the first time so fucking dumb. It is it's dumb. It's good. That's what I'm hoping for I'm hoping for good dumb.
I'm not I'm hoping it's not like there are bad parts in it But there are great parts in it. There's so many of those shows like you ever seen an orc stripper like no Yeah, that's all you had to say I'm in so trying to research this damn dude. There's too much. There's too much.
It's too much. Well because because of Wicca. Let me just On the first page first page. Let me just read the first page of types of magic.
Oh, oh, you're doing Are you going with schools of magic? Is that what you're reading? You'll understand one moment Necromancy dark arts spill casting alchemy sin magic almighty magic elemental magic blood magic mysticism demon magic voodoo Sex magic shamanism druidic magic techno magic and the white arts. That's page one.
Yeah, so this is a d&d reference by the way Is it I don't know if you know this but I'm a master at the sex magic But maybe that's evil breath what I mean I always when I think of different schools of magic I go back to either d&d or Skyrim with Elder Scrolls illusionary magic magic that changes the physical properties of something illusion Michael I'm not sorry. No illusion. I didn't change this part. Just change what it looks like or create something out there reality Then you have alteration magic that changes the Mysticism with the alchemy yeah form of it, but alchemy is less spell more More the magic version of science.
It's like a magic version of alchemy. I mean of herbalism kind of like it's very potion connected But I guess it's more turning lead to gold. Yeah, isn't that the supposedly the original idea of alchemy if you're not gonna supposedly you create gold That's like everyone saw after to do that. That's a real thing.
Oh, yeah for sure people wanted to do that Yeah, because I mean why wouldn't you yeah? Cuz I wonder why they chose lead though cuz it was heavy like gold probably cuz it's heavy and they could paint it in a gold color and sell it to idiots Yeah, I mean shazam gold you want some I do is drop it in here at press imagine the first person who created Lecture plating was like I can turn anything into gold. Oh shit. Yeah Imagine actually wish you had some fucking gold right now why Price on it way up.
I wish I would have bought Bitcoin when I thought about my Bitcoin when I was $400 a Bitcoin $400 a Bitcoin how much is now it's like over $10,000 a Bitcoin. That's not real though Yeah, but you can sell it and that's what matters it's not real I could have sold it for real money and made like 10 grand. I am kind of interested You know the ovens doing a Bitcoin movie really yeah, yeah, there's a like a documentary coming up with the oven I hope he's the host it's way too late to buy into it because he's innocent and hilarious enough I think he would be great in it. Yeah, I mean I get it, but don't you get it?
No, no, I get it You know, it's just fucking Silk Road currency. Yeah, it's all black market But I wish I would have bought it when I bought it cuz no you shouldn't I wouldn't make money off it I don't care. No, I don't you want to attach yourself. That's why I didn't to fucking gangsters And I don't mean like yeah, see like movie gangsters.
I mean like this guy lives in a dark house and I Yeah, yeah, well, you know Craig on some Bitcoin course he does of course he does of course he does I love Craig, but of course he does good guy Do you think magic spells work again? I don't know. I don't think so. So that chick I think they work in a placebo She's up to something I think like if you think someone has cursed you then you're gonna feel like your curse because you're gonna notice all the Cursi type things or if you feel like someone's are if you perform a love spell so you're gonna notice that they do something different Just because you're looking for that right so it's a very placebo effect way of working.
I feel it's a very the secret sort of ways Yes, yes, like if you put enough thought into it you're gonna maximize your intent. Yeah, it's it's a weird way Thinking of things so that just kind of makes it not real right like if I try real hard I mean it's like anything. Yeah, if you're a conspiracy theorist they become real to you because you notice yes You make connections that aren't really there because you're crazy wanting Yeah, kind of because you want them to be yeah anything that you want to be true can in your mind mostly be true Yeah, so I think I think they work but not how you think they work. It's not like yeah, not like shooting flames on my hands right now Burn breath.
I think we've all tried that all right. We've all tried using the force. Yeah using the force That's exactly right anybody who's cut in front of me. That's been real dick about it.
You're just like I'm like I'm gonna push him off the road nice and gently flip over flip your car Flip it now So you know I thought it'd be fun what mostly because of a drive my wife and saying mm-hmm is to talk about things that she doesn't like or hates And tell everybody that she loves them on the bike Oh, I don't even want to mention it any of my ideas right now because I'm just gonna bring them up organically in the future and Everybody's gonna be like oh man Dan's wife really likes my little pony chocolate bars, you know some some bullshit that I'm making I talk about okay. I don't want to ruin it This one's saying yeah point we're gonna bring it up organically I'll tell you off air the first one I thought out because she hates it so much Did she found it hysterical that I was like I'm gonna tell everybody that you fucking love it And we're gonna come up with like a whole scenario about it when you get a peel box of people can send stuff Mmm, but tell them all the stuff to Terry. I'm gonna be the stuff that she hates That's a fantastic idea. I seem better.
She's known about that one. I told her about the first one Yeah, yeah email us at liftreverpond at gmail.com If you would like to send something find out one of the things that my wife hates and I will record her opening Step package and getting angry and I'll put it on the podcast. We'll put it on the YouTube channel I think it'll be fantastic. All right, that sounds like something fun to do.
I find it. Yeah, honestly I think it's it's almost a community service. I found this chick online that has you know like a witch wiki She's like I've been doing spells for 32 years And it's all just like positive thinking yeah and like getting yourself together like you can't really cast a spell if You haven't done your homework like shit like that like really yeah I mean it's like super positive like I'm like I want to send a fucking high-five to this chick somehow because you're taking all the weird Ass emo chicks that want to be witches and just teaching them some positive ideas honey. Where's some brighter makeup You can't cast up you're not wearing all rainbow colors you have to decide what your goals are which they call intent?
Mm-hmm, which actually most magic all's intent. It's really just a goal. Yeah, but she spells it out like well You can't really decide what your goals are if your life's out of order so get yourself cleaned up get a good night's rest eat well I'm like you're not a witch Is the like an which is a kindergarten teacher? Man she could be a wickin a natural witch white witch I'm fine with that if that chick is just teaching like the weird Too much mascara emo chicks like how to be a better person I'm fine with that Yeah, you don't have to be an asshole to be a witch this isn't this isn't the craft which is actually pretty good movie Yes, I mean as far as witches goes these are maybe what about oh what's that movie where the witch is oh?
I think she's called witches with a kid you turn to a mouse. Oh, yeah, which is yeah, man. That's creepy one That's a creepy movie. I watch that cat.
I'm like, oh my god that lady scary is it Angelic Houston. I don't know names Maybe I think so should play more position than Adam Stanley movie Possibly speaking out with the original Adam Stanley you mean the monsters. No, I do not the original movie or the black and white No, the TV show I mean somewhat but I get very confused with the monsters because they're kind of similar no they're not Well, they both have the little girl. I feel like you don't know anything.
I know of There's Eddie Munster. He's a stupid little boy. They have the normal the hot one. Okay.
Yeah, I know Wednesday Adams Yes, and morticia and I can't think of the other guys other people's names Gomez and a search search there. Yeah, that's the real shit man Yeah, what is this on all this really gonna say the original morticia was fantastic? I really like the guy who plays Gomez who also played in bison and street fighter. Yeah, I was great actor Yeah, I like the I like the original Gomez too.
I thought they were both fantastic I mean he plays it so over the top and happy and just like oh they both do the happiest goth you could ever find I Don't know that there's a more perfect definition of a of a goth type personality like there's totally like they're Tim Burton before Tim Burton Yeah, like they're fine with shit being dark, but they're happy goth people. Yeah, I think I think of normal people as being like strange and you know like goofy because they're scared. Yeah, I just very entertaining Yeah, I love this show anyway, anything else to say about spells I feel like I hadn't I just like dragons see this is how this is why I'm concerned about the magic topic Well, that's what I'm doing in champions because I think I could go deep in that I think yeah You think so you think spells would be brought enough that we could talk what can we talk about for hours on? I feel like if here we go talking about the fucking podcast on the podcast every episode.
I feel like we should No, okay, I feel like we need to if we angulate more towards games and movies I think we're gonna get more out of it of it enough so obviously Skyrim pretty deep. Yeah, man pretty deep spell You can't see it in there's your mistake first of all, it's not Skyrim. It's the other scrolls I started in arena They were in a then dagger fall. Wow.
I didn't wait there those yeah dagger fall was what hooked me and I went back to arena And I was like yeah, I thought better first one for me was a blivion you play more one No, I don't play more ones alone. I missed yeah, I played Play the absolute shit out of living You're beat it. Oh, no, that's one problem with these games and be Skyrim to believe in a living. No, there's too much Do I do I do a hundred hours in yeah?
Yeah? Yeah, you know like you've only did like what maybe four five oblivious who knows I was having to Yeah, I was shooting fireballs at folks. Yeah, the Witcher. I love the Witcher some of it's that's a different type of magic It's almost more.
I mean still obviously aggressive and destructive, but in that game it seems more of a tool To winning the fight like yeah, you know like like an extra asset that he has like he's not what you can't I'm gonna fight with just using magic right you wouldn't think of him as a magic user No, but he uses magic he uses magic yeah, and really with that game is more about the enchanted his enchanted silver sword to defeat the monsters True, you know what what like the purity of yes, so we're wolves and even some vampires. I say you can kill Do we do a vampire episode? I think so why have we not done a part? There's a lot of major stuff we've missed You know that expression's born with a silver spooning rough.
Yeah, you're that kid from mm-hmm It's because during the plague People would give their children silver spoons to suck on because silver is a natural antimicrobial. It's a copper Really even though it could ride so much. Yeah, it's still immacrobial. That didn't know it Stuff roads to tarnish it tarnish it like probably me roads in the same way does pure silver crude That's why this silver is like a like a burst the birth.
I don't know, but whatever you're talking about super interesting wise birth protection That's not the right word Catch us up to birth control for implants Jesus Christ Brent birth insurance plans are copper like the implant kind no shit. Yeah, I know it What else we're talking about why didn't even bring up silver? Because we're talking about witcher. Oh, yeah, which most games have spells I mean if you go I mean any MMO's gonna have a spellcaster type because they're all very dindy based Yeah, I mean that's where the most of them come from Know what I would like in a game was that like the thing I like about a blivian that Skyrim didn't really have is the spell creator Where you can like make a spell like you know, I want to have this type of thing with this type of yeah There's a game out there like that is just that right.
Yeah, I can't remember it I can't what it's called, but it was a shit game which sucks, but yeah, I can look for it later But you're right like that's one of the interesting things about spell casters and wizards and all that shit is the idea of like a wizard's dual Like it's not I don't think it's been depicted very well in almost anything I mean even like the big one's like Harry Potter I mean maybe not even really no cuz that's all magic. Well, it's not really spellcasting It's well, it's just it is but it's something we didn't really talk about in spellcasting. We have to we haven't been here You know like yeah, they're will con not constition, but like that. Yeah, they're will power.
Yeah, they're their ability to I don't know Believe themselves. I don't know how much it works. Hey, but then again, that's kind of how spells work in the first place, right? How much do you believe they're working?
I don't know That's why they don't work for you. Yeah, I think if we don't mention a little bit Harry Potter at least one person might yell at us I don't know that is. No, nobody that guy in Colorado or South Africa Thanks, whoever those weird people are in other countries anyway at least that feels a little bit comfortable as far as spellcasting wise Right? I mean I wasn't a big fan of the early Harry Potter movies as I got a little darker I thought they were a little more fun.
Yeah me too right around the prisoner of ask a man But in the same way that I was disappointed with a lot of Star Wars for not going over the top with the force I was all this funny thing over top of the magic like well, what is that? Oh man? What's that movie with Nicholas Cage and he's a real magician? You know exactly what I'm talking about but I don't know what you're talking about.
It's called the apprentice or something like that I never saw it was great. It was all about overdoing it on the magic part Yeah, but that's just dumb. But that's why like a doctor. Shave for so good.
Yeah, that's a good depiction Yeah, they get that got a little bit everything. Yeah, I got a little mysticism in there Yeah, he gets knocked out of his body and then he gets sucked back in does more spells as the astral projection Yeah, man. I feel like that did a pretty good depiction of magic And I'm sure because it's Disney but they did a great job of not making it seem They seem to make it seem more like mysticism than a cult if you're the comics man. It's super cold.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah No, I'm gonna draw a pentagram. Yeah, this is where my power comes from and then your parents take it away and burn it Yeah, you know nobody likes you. I saw an imager.
You ever go to imager. I was like huh image board imager No people post funny stuff. I should it seems like there's a lot of stuff on there This guy redid his carpet in his house. Yeah, and when he did he was like watch this Drought a big pentagram on the floor underneath the carpet and like trick wax and stuff around it before he sold a house So when he sold it like when the people go to redo the carpet eventually they'll pull it up and find that underneath it That was pretty fucking hilarious Throw the like red paint on yeah, not red paint But you know I'm saying like some cranberry juice or something.
Yeah, I make a little dried blood. Yeah, like it's pretty awesome They're gonna be like, uh, what the fuck I feel like I should be best friends with that dude. That's hilarious. So you've never cast any spells you said no I mean other than stealing souls.
Oh, I'm sorry buying souls. Yeah, you guys need spells personally. I can't steal any. I'm not seen What Satan wins souls.
He doesn't steal them. Yeah, that's true too. Did I ever cast any spells now? Never been big spell guy.
Mm. Hmm. There goes the heater again. Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever So let's talk about this shit anyway. Let's talk about me next week, Dan What do you not hear that? That sounds like a British police car. That doesn't even sound like any sort of other alarm Did you hear that?
Yeah, I did hear that. I don't know what it was. It's not a fire truck. I think it might have been your belt What squeaking on your AC?
No, that was a siren. You didn't hear that maybe with TV downstairs Maybe she watching out here. Who knows? Who knows?
Talk to that too. So what what interests you as far as magic is concerned spells, obviously Like if I said magic, let's do this game again. What's the first one that comes to your mind when you think magic wizard? Speaking of spells, I would like to mention a little bit about the limitations of spell casters in different things that I find interesting So We've already discussed.
I've read a lot of stupid dragon lanes books I thought one of the more interesting things about spell casters in that universe I don't know if it's in d&d or not and or blood that dumb shit you would know about the concentration how they have to stay focused while casting as well Well, there's that but apparently they forget spells every day and they have to re-teach themselves Yes, you have to like re-learn the spells So, I mean it doesn't matter like what level of badass you are you still have to teach yourself You can only memorize so many right because I mean power level your memory is is limited So even if it's something that you learned like on your first day of being a fucking spell caster You'll forget it and your before you hear your spell book Yeah, your spell book that you have to study and relearn the spell so as every day as you cast the spell It's almost like it's a race. I remember it. Yeah, it's an interesting way to do it is I mean we have certain certain spell levels you have so many of certain ones and then there's cantrips Which are spells that you can cast all the time no matter what but they're super low level stuff like firebolt like simple Sure Speaking of nerds, you know like like Gandalf or you know wizards in Lord of the Rings are kind of interesting because They're limited there the the wizards in that universe are designed to maintain order Well, yeah, Gandalf was wasn't human. He wasn't human wizard.
No, he was from a war being playing it. Yeah Uh, like and really the only reason he Transformed from Gandalf the Grey to the White was because Sarman changed sides like the only reason Gandalf was able to use any magic at all That would hurt people or defend them because the balance was uneven Yeah, because people had you know desired too much power and they were trying to take over I thought it was kind of interesting like his power was limited by the corruption on the other side Yeah, well, that's kind of how the force works too Seriously though, it's all a balance Light side, but I said enough Think about every move that's kind of an equal amount on each time when one dies. I was doing the one of you Yeah, it's really good. It's good.
Yeah, you like it. I like it. I just like Star Wars universe I like it too. Oh, no.
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