Make Me Feel Fat and Old

So, here we are just recording another show and Jarid feels like he's got to get his digs in. Sure I'm 30 and sure I may be a tad overweight at a solid 400 pounds...but does he have to let the listeners know? My take is that he could have been a lot more subtle. I mean, "ain't nobody got time for dat!" I don't make fun of his inability to grow facial or back hair. I don't mock him for his irrational fear of jelly. I don't inappropriately bring up his secret ambition to become the world's first invisible buttock model (right cheek only, I'm told). I don't do any of that. And yet, he stands before me, brazenly declaring that he will help ME with my problems?!? The man doesn't even own a pair of aviator sunglasses for goodness sake! Forget it. I hate him. We are sponsored by DCBService.com and their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping and with our Promotional Code you can save an extra 8%. It's one time use only marvelpol8 So until next time, make yours Marvel 616 Politics.