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EPISODE · Jun 29, 2025 · 1 MIN

Malfunction Detected

from Things I Told the Ceiling · host Ryan

He’s not in love — he’s just glitching. A male POV monologue about that subtle, slow-burning mental spiral when your brain turns one moment of connection into a full-blown emotional episode. No hearts, no flowers — just static, fantasy, and a desperate hope she doesn’t notice the chaos behind his cool.

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