Mall Madness

It’s 1997 on a Saturday and YOU ARE HERE… with Sears behind your back, and in front of you is a playground of endless delights. Do you hit up Auntie Anne’s to get a snack while you plot your course? Do you head right to Spencer’s Gifts to get a Cypress Hill shirt and a Scream mask? Eventually you shop ‘til you drop, then a trip to the Food Court is always in order. Whether it’s Sbarro, Chick-fil-A, or Boardwalk fries you already made the best choice by coming to the mall. So, pop a few dollars into a heated massage chair and relax as the LAD collective reminisce about the grandest of historical institutions…the American Shopping Mall!