Mall of America Therapy and Batman Ranking (feat. James Stanley and Tido Maldonado)

Zach Peterson is joined by comedians James Stanley and Tido Maldonado for a beautifully unhinged conversation that starts with weird body noises and somehow spirals into Batman rankings, Walmart parking-lot hygiene, life-in-prison survival strategies, mall culture, thrill crimes, and the ethics of stealing socks from Target. Along the way, they debate the best Batman (animated truthers rise up), imagine becoming dangerously religious in prison, relive Mall of America therapy sessions, rank Coen Brothers movies, invent new Spice Girls, and discover that sleeping in a Prius might actually be the American Dream. There is no structure. There are no lessons. But there are tongue tricks, mall nostalgia, pop music obsessions, trophy lore, and at least one story that absolutely should not have been told on a podcast. You’ve been warned. Now stop it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices