Malls are fantastic hiding places for Ninjas!

Tag Paid Go - Ep 80: Malls are fantastic hiding places for Ninjas! In this episode I’m gonna introduce a NEW segment where I share a positive story that had a positive effect on me and hopefully has a positive effect on you.  Times can be super stressful these days and I wanna throw out some positive vibes.  My featured song is a song I wrote called "TREEHOUS'".  Listen to past episodes and songs at: www.tagpaidgo.com Sign up for the newsletter - news.tagpaidgo.com Listen to the music of Tag Paid Go on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon music or wherever you stream music  - music.tagpaidgo.com   TRANSCRIPT ----more---- Ep 80   Welcome to another episode of tag paid go -In this episode I’m gonna introduce a NEW segment where I share a positive story that had a positive effect on me and hopefully has a positive effect on you.  Times can be super stressful these days and I wanna throw out some positive vibes.  Id like to welcome to the show, this week’s sponsor.  The Tinsel Toenails of New Haven LLC.  Are your toenails in need of tinsling?  Do people call your toenails “ol yeller?”  Tinsel toenails of New Haven LLC use a proprietary Whitener that will whiten your toenails so well, people will ask you if you got a toenail transplant. Shhhh..I’ll never tell. Call tinsel toenails of New Haven LLC today.    As promised, a little positivity to get ya thru the week. Lemme set it up for ya - Its 1982 and this skinny little kid was shopping with his mom at the mall(you remember those, right) - Well at some point, the little kid got lost somewhere between the B Dalton Book store and Hickory Farms.  Caught between chapters and charcuterie. His mom was no where in site.  He started to panic the way a kid panics when the monster in the closet opens the closet.  Then from out of nowhere, a ninja with glowing red eyes started to chase him. He started to run. No where in particular.  Just run. And yell. loud.  Fortunately a gentleman saw him and came to his rescue.  The ninja turned into a giant pig dragon. The gentleman used a magic shield to destroy the giant pig dragon.  The kid was overjoyed and his mom couldn’t thank the gentleman enough.  That man went out of his way to reunite that kid with his mom.   That little kid?  That was me. And that older gentleman?  Would you believe it was the DUDE himself, the great Jeff Bridges?  Amazing right?   Ok, so look.  I was 9. I just saw TRON and I was super into it.  Everyone looked like Jeff bridges then.  There’s a REALLY good chance it was just some rando mall deviant who was looking to kidnap me.  And the pig/dragon/ninja? I was 9. Shut up already.     It’s now the part of the show where I play a song I wrote.  Here’s a song about being a kid and just using your imagination. Sit back with a roasted bacon martini and enjoy.  This one’s called Treehouse    Well that does it for this weeks episode of tag paid go. I’d like to thank this weeks sponsor, tinsel toenails of New Haven LLC.  Do your little piggies need to be cleaned up before going live on your onlyfans page?  Wanna triple your subscribers?  Call tinsel toenails of New Haven LLC and you’ll be crying wee wee wee all the way to the bank!    I’d like yo also thank everyone for listening in.   Don’t forget to check out the songs from the tag paid go podcast streaming wherever you listen to music OR you can find them at tag paid go.com  Everyone stay safe.  Be kind to each other.  Till next time Tag paid go