Malt-O-Meal

Paul and Nick unrepress memories of Malt-O-Meal and the childhood embarrassment of cereal in a bag but, by the end, they come to unexpected conclusions! Topics include: Beyond Oatmeal, Beyond Granola; A Penny Saved is Eventually 1.5 Billion Dollars; Name! That! Knock-Off!; Do the Duck Walk; Malt-O-Meal: Secret Agent Cereal; Generational Shame; Whole Foods Conspiracies; I Want My Cereal Gashapon!; Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cereal; We've Replaced Your Disgusting Apple Jacks with Worse Apple Jacks; Memories of MOM; Plans for a Hot Future; Old Man Paul Complains about Hipsters on His Lawn Originally Published: Mon Apr 25 2016