Maltiverse S03E02 – Christmas Disasters

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!