Man, Fuck Black Friday Shopping at 4 AM

Happy Friday to you all! Specifically, Black Friday, for those of you who believe in such a thing.This Fella? Hell fucking no.I wrote an article earlier today about not giving a rat’s ass about Black Friday. I don’t need to save fifty bucks on a TV badly enough to stand in line for hours in 20-degree weather when I’d normally be in the middle of my REM cycle of sleep. I also don’t like being stuck in the middle of large crowds of people who I don’t know.Nope. I’ll just pay full price, thank you. Or shop online during Cyber Monday. That sounds a lot more comfortable to me. And Mooch can point out the types of dog treats she wants Santa to bring her.I may be a Grinch about this topic, but at least I’m honest. You do you and enjoy Black Friday. I’ll just record a podcast about why I don’t care for it in the least. I hope you enjoy today’s rant, thank you for lending me your ears. &:^)You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe