Maniac Cop

This week Jim has meter madness, Elton cranks it over curtains and has to deal with [ALBATROS!] the most refined literary author but also a dab hand with a lethal hardback taekwondo fighting. Darren goes "oop north" and inadvertantly ends up in the Lincolnshire version of a Steven King novel while he looks for a shop in the middle of nowhere. And Lee?... Well... Best he can do is dazzle you with a sparkly toilet seat.  Then after some brief feedback we move on to an even briefer review...  A film that seems ideal remake material because it couldn't be any worse than the original. This week we review the utterly tedious Maniac Cop