Man’s Best Friend

This week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion energy.) Then we dive into the Sabrina album cover discourse—is it serving empowered siren or softcore submissive for the male gaze?Next, we ask the important question: could we survive on Love Island? Probably not, but we break down which girl from last season is giving New Natalie vs. Old Natalie energy. Growth is real, okay?We also get into the mindset shifts we’ve made since last year—less negative self-talk, more talking to ourselves like we’re the main character (because we are). Plus, we’ve cleaned up our feeds and started following creators we actually relate to—WE PROMISE ITS HEALING. Then it’s time for the Healing Hotline. This week’s caller? A girl whose man thinks “cleaning” means leaving dirty plates and spills for weeks🥴 Is it just slob behavior or a red flag for deeper laziness?Grab your iced coffee, text your bestie the link, and let’s try to heal… again. 💅✨Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/callmewhenyourehealed/episodes/The-Ultimate-Crash-Out-e34esge