Mansplaining The News (Kinda)

The Gary & Shannon Show Hour 1 (05.14) – The Gary & Shannon Show Hour 1 (05.14) – Andy Riesmeyer fills in for Gary, NFL schedule madness officially begins, and a terrifying plane crash survival story somehow turns into a full-on discussion about which passengers should be eaten first. • Shannon opens the show with Andy Riesmeyer filling in → immediately spiraling into bird nest chaos, sandwich slander, and whether Andy “slums it” with the rest of us • Then: Kouri Richins is sentenced to life without parole after writing a grief book following her husband’s death • Andy & Shannon discuss the increasingly cursed genre of “true crime self-help authors” and why stories like this make people suspicious of everyone• President Trump’s China visit continues with President Xi Jinping invoking Greek mythology warnings during negotiations • The show also becomes deeply invested in the state dinner dessert menu and whether President Trump is secretly just a dessert guy• Plus: Shannon briefly convinces herself she has hantavirus, Andy jokes about crop tops in Palm Springs, and the show debates modern male “looksmaxxing” culture• NFL schedule release hysteria officially begins → including “Thanksgiving Eve” somehow becoming a real football event now• And finally: a horrifying #TerrorInTheSkies survival story after a plane crashes off the Florida coast • Survivors float in a raft during a thunderstorm with no idea if rescue is coming — while Gary & Shannon immediately pivot into Lord of the Flies logic about who on the raft would become “food first”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.