March 21, 2024. Somalian pirates are back. Oceania's Jaques Pepin moving to advisor status.

Disney has named its new ship the Destiny. The theme will be "Heroes and Villains," which will not be the story of  Bob Iger's return. Somalian pirates have been again seen in the Gulf of Aden! How's it hanging, David? The state of David returns to Carnival. It will be on the Firenze! Jaques Pepin moves aside to make room for two Master Chefs of France! Cruise Critic says Oceania has the best nighttime buffet! The Guru had never heard of a socially conscious B Corp. Have you?