March 24, 2026 This podcast remains missing on the side of a milk carton!

Here are the top stories from the Guru! Norwegian Cruise Line grabs some cheap publicity by giving away $10,000 for a painting of an ugly bear. Travel advisors are working hard to convince clients that Mexico is safe because they're only shooting at cartel members! Travel advocate Elliot gets it all wrong about Norovirus. Hear the real story from the Guru! Hotel operators continue to whine about the state of their business. Try to improve your properties!