#MarchMasterClass: Day 15 - Cretin's Guild

Hello, greetings and good day. My name is Salve Chagrin, podcast industry megamind, and president of The PodFix Network. I am also the genius behind the master class “How to become an uber successful and enigmaticly entertaining podcaster like all of the amazing members of the PodFix Network have done by listening to industry savant, Salve Chagrin”. But you already know that because we are starting week three of what our VP of Odds and Ends decided to call March Master Class when March Madness is so much more marketable, so I will talk with him later. Because in the end, if your show is not marketable, then how will you get great sponsors like Friendly Ghost Sleep Mats, Dude Groom, or Box-O-Meal? Or if you prefer more grassroots granola, a Patreon that Scrooge McDuck could swim in. Either way, to quote my friend Randy Moss, ‘Straight Cash Homie’. That being said, listeners or sponsors or network execs won’t get bewitched by your charming ways, unless you first love yourself. Take my network for example. The Pod Fix Network - artist owned and loved. And I’ll be the first to admit, that is not something I can teach anyone. At the end of the month, you dear listener and viral podcast hopeful, will be provided the opportunity to learn all the lessons I can teach, just as our PodFix Nation has done. To receive your exclusive invite to this master class, one which I normally charge $1000 per person, but you will get free of charge, make sure you subscribe to PodFix Presents wherever you find the best podcasts in the world. Then, and this is important, make sure to rate and review our fine programming. 5 stars will be fine, even though I assure you, you’ll want to give it more. Five lucky go getters will win PodFix Network prize packs including a mug, magnet, and stickers. Now, without further ado, let’s start to change your podcast life forever. March Master Class: Day 15 - THE CRETIN'S GUILD The Cretins Guild are 3 long time friends who predate The Nintendo64. They are awkward, they are insightful, THEY ARE NERDS. Jay is your bartender, Bob is your tour guide, Corey will build you a wet-bar out of Legos. @cretinsguild on Twitter and Insta @podfix on Twitter; @official_podfix on the Gram www.podfixnetwork.com https://anchor.fm/thepodfixnetwork