“Marlboro cigarettes, Everclear alcohol, & regret!” Fearing bad, bad airplane behavior

This week’s podcast episode delves into COVID-19’s airplane-based mayhem. Along the way, Becky & Merie address the burning questions you didn't know you had, like: Who flies coach because they, “like to be among the people?” Maybe…the prime minister of Douchebagistan? And is he responsible for the Douchenado? How is Becky going to end up in a Bahamian prison because of some high school kids from Boston? How about that new superhero duo of Verbal Evisceraters? Why can’t some of you tell Becky & Merie apart?! Who out there is going to name their kid DoucheShawn? Why is Becky threatening to massage Merie’s head against her will? Is it because Merie is threatening to honk Becky’s boob? Come for inane voice compliments. Stay for Becky & Merie debating snarky rules of airline travel. Sources for this episode include: Forbes, NPR, meaww.com. The Real Spark, James Bates: @the_real_spark