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EPISODE · Aug 20, 2025 · 19 MIN

Mascots We Believe Would commit a FELONY

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Rylee's Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ryleellanessocialmedia?igsh=MWVvdTRkaXY1MHZjeA%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠Madi's Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ryleellanessocialmedia?igsh=MWVvdTRkaXY1MHZjeA%3D%3D&utm_source=qrJoin us as we explore which popular brand mascots we believe would commit felonies! From the Hamburglar to the Geico lizard, we dive into their potential crimes and appropriate punishments. We also include a fun logo quiz segment and mid-episode discussion about our personal businesses. Tune in for a hilarious and unexpected ranking!00:00 Introduction and Weekly Theme01:14 Hamburglar's Burglary02:54 Wendy's DUI03:54 Keebler Elves' Forgery04:50 RTA Alien's Cyber Crimes06:00 Geico Lizard's Mob Boss Crimes08:26 Chester the Cheetah's Spiking Drinks10:01 Honorable Mention: Monopoly Man10:38 Logo Quiz Fun11:37 Energizer Bunny's Sinister Side13:13 M&M Squad's Grand Theft15:13 Duolingo Owl's Fraud16:56 Scrub Daddy's Murderous Intent18:39 Conclusion and Sponsor Message

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