Mastering ’Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004)

Welcome back Cinemaster Fans! After an extended hiatus of 8 seasons in the Octagon, we have returned and are coming out of the gate hot with tot action! We’ve got all the chapstick your lips can take no matter how bad they hurt and these AREN’T from the school nurse’s desk. We’re taking you all the way back to 2004 to Preston, Idaho for the indie classic Napoleon Dynamite, but don’t worry we didn’t forget to put the crystals in the time machine. Whether you’ve been home chatting with babes online all day, making a video about throwing a pigskin a quartermile, or hunting wolverines with a friggin 12 gauge, this movie has just what you need. So grab your boondoggle keychain (a MUST have for this season’s fashion), hop on your Huffy Sledgehammer and fix yourself a dang quesadilla as our Cinemasters run through their favorite moments in this oh so quotable gem. The only question left to ask is how are you feelin’ about this 32 piece set as we kick off 2022’s first episode of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!