Mat Boley

Many moons and almost an equal amount of suns ago, our anti-hero MC Swardstick set off on his pilgrimage to find a mythical being. A dairy farmer who didn't work 90 hours a week. He found this creature and he was well cool and interesting. They spoke for almost 3 hours and MC left with his sound recorder full of wisdom. Unfortuneately, MC was very lazy and no where near committed enough and didn't do anything with the recording for a painfully long time. Today represents the end of the constipation and the episode has come out. The End.