MAT241: Statistics in Being the Only Adult at a Kids' Movie

4cr/1hr: It's the Toy Story 4 predicament all over again... like they know we wanna see this but when I go to the movies, I roll deep. I got squad with me, I'm blazed out, I'm ready to yell obscenities at a movie screen much to the dismay of the people that brought me with them. And then you look around and you're surrounded, not only by chiddlers, but by their fuckin' parents who are like yeah the 12AM showing of this kids' movie on a weekday was a great idea for my child. Then I gotta blow my high and just go silent, end up crying from dry eye halfway through so it looks like Dragon Ball Super is tugging at my heartstrings and kids are just judging the shit out of me. Then I gotta stand up during the quiet part of the movie and assert my dominance by yelling "I'm an adult" while everyone I know is burying their faces in their clothes to avoid being grouped together with this travesty but no fuck you I paid $21 for this Adult ticket and I'm definitely gonna get my money's worth. Anyways, I'm giving up the movie theaters for Lent this year.  Puss in Boots was excellent for an animated movie, and while I cried from dry eye I also cried for realsies during the actual sad parts. If it was a live-action film the title would have been confusing, but it was great here! I liked when they did the whole your dream is inside you thing, it's always so refreshing. The Jordan Peele horror movie version of that would be like surgically having your dreams implanted inside you. Now if he makes this movie, call my cell at any time and I'll give you a cut. Also we reflected about being dumbass kids doing dumbass kid stuff. Remember, dumbass kid stuff flourishes in the moments of idleness steeped in resentment. Spend time with your kids, but also don't take them to movies at 12AM so I can get fucked up in theaters and be myself. As always, hit us up on all of our platforms. Thanks for hanging out with us, our 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY is coming up and we celebrate pretty fucking hard.