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Are we good? You have a nice house here. You portray yourself as a poor guy, but you live in a nice house. Oh my girlfriend pays her rent already Yeah, that's your big girlfriend if I did it wouldn't pay for the rent exactly if I did you know what you don't I don't tell you right now.
Why because nobody wants to date you you're having you're having a very attractive. What's her job? She does a lot of jobs such as what watch it Listen Stephen Crowder ask you a question. I don't know who Stephen Crowder is he looks a teeny bit like him.
Thank you. That's cool Yeah, who is he he's like he's used to be a comedian and now he's just a full-time right wing dick head, right? No, he's uh, he's referred to out with Crowder. Yeah, they say he's the next Dave Chappelle Funny that's what they say.
Yeah, that's what they say Who's the next day Chappelle? You know who the next day Chappelle is nobody if you that's a rap side of definitely at you That's what you'll you like three tricks. Oh, here's your put your showing him my website. Oh, I saw how much you made look at that Yeah, he's making a couple hundred a month off patreon was the point of running it doesn't it cost more to have the guy uploaded I Don't know where to go from here after you have patreon I don't you just have a YouTube presence, right?
I could make a patreon, but I don't want to take money from my fans yet When are you gonna take money from your fans? I think I need to earn it a little bit more I think you do too like I didn't accept sponsorships for the first year I didn't accept sponsorships for the first 15 years because you couldn't get them. I've made a show gigantic No, no, but you could you have got sponsors or no where they all yeah? Yeah, I could have got a Nomkeen really mmm and pulling the knuckles.
You're still gonna leave me hanging that's low. Hey, hey, dude. Don't fuck don't touch dude There's nothing on here. Hey, there's nothing on there.
Yeah, there's nothing. It's just a blank page with my YouTube open He's making money right now. He's just watching my channel free. I'm literally watching your videos right now It's arguably you're gonna watch about happening.
I'm familiar. I'm familiar enough. He's not that okay Well, this isn't my podcast and you gotta be the one to keep it right on trophy to come on my podcast No, I know but you it's yours. So you have to like ask me questions You know, I mean right now I feel like I'm the one keeping around you kind of attacking not at all I'm being really happy and nice.
I mean why do you have the same shit? It's like a do you wear the same clothes every time like Elba dah inside? I wear the same clothes because this is like a gimmick right do you wear normal clothes when you're just gonna be this thing? I know you I know you live in a nice house in Encino I know you live with your mom you live on your street.
Yeah, cut that out. Why come to my house see what happens not I'm like I'm like some You can't you cannot you cannot Street what's that got to do with anything you can ask? I'm poking about your uniform. Oh, no, no No, no reason I'm doing it because now that you answer the question.
What's the question? Do you wear a uniform? Is this real? This is a uniform.
Yeah, so when you are not pretending to be with this character I'm always like this. No, you're not always you're not dude. I'm kidding by the way. That's not his address.
You're what? That's not your address. I'm just okay. It's like a YouTube thing like you think that that's gonna bother me that people come around my house I'm kidding around you know what you know what you are kind of right if you do tell people my address nobody will come over You know why nobody's watching yes, he's unoxable.
He's right. He's right. What about you? Yeah, I don't know Docks and me is not gonna get what's your name?
My name is Mike Mike. Hey, that's not true. He's name is not Mike It is My sure yeah, I get it. It's not a person.
No, I work with her name Mike So you have him you're having him do a bit right now. I'm not having him do a bit Do you research still do you have idea? I do have idea. I'm not handing it to you.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you understand why he's got Let me check it out. He will chop it enough. I swear did like you can do the gimmick for a certain amount But if you piss me off, I will fuck you up. I don't care I don't think so I really just want to know if your name's Mike is a really I think we've I think we've had a Quickly covered this ground.
Yeah, I don't think it's whatever you need it to be. What would you like my name to be? I don't know if it's Mike then respect it is I don't believe it. Please.
Thank you for putting some research seriously I think with your hair Dude don't why did you do that? I had to fix the angle did you I'm a perfectionist sorry about that with that But that's not a monitor you literally have no idea what you just did I just knew that the angle wasn't correct. I needed to fix it wasn't it on you know that was his angle right and Now it's gone over to the wall. No now.
It's on you but before it was like I don't think that's true I'm okay Dennis. Did he just move the camera off Michael? Yes, if that is my real name Yeah, the camera's off Mike. Hey dick it put the mic back.
Hey, hey stop doing that stuff doing that or what or what? Or fucking what I understand what he said that's the thing you said earlier the fucking camera back on it. No, I'm good Put the camera back on it. I put it on him.
I already did it. Don't fuck around. I'm not playing with you I'm not fucking playing with you. Okay, then go ahead and fix it how you like it.
You do it, but I'm a perfectionist I'm not fucking with the camera. It's not it's not on him. I fixed it Dennis can you fix it? Intimidition doesn't work.
Yeah, give me a sec. If you ask nicely I might have done it You ask nicely. I'll do it. I'll fix it.
I don't believe you. I promise on fix the camera if you ask nicely I don't believe you I won't break a promise. You're not so I'm See now you had to get your guy get up. He's gonna charge you an extra five for that.
Okay with that By the way, that's why I said the address thing earlier because I know he'll bleep it out But I just want you to have to pay him a little more more time goes into editing now. We have to find the believe I got money to pay You just said your poor I was lying. You know how you are like every 20 seconds. Yeah, that's my cat Yeah, don't don't just don't try to have a meet any trash He can even have any ones so anyway, do you live here?
I do okay? Yeah, do you live here? No? I don't like in this country I mean oh, yeah, I live close by to this house.
No, you should come over like more often. Yeah, no, I'm okay You don't want to like we can train look he's back now. You want to train? One second.
Oh, I want to see what's going on. Why don't you have an angle on him an angle on who the guy fixing the camera? We do actually see he messed it up don't do it I Gotta fix it sit down. I gotta fix it.
No, you don't know you don't it's not on him It's it's gonna be don't touch it. It's your issue with your podcast. It is don't touch it. What is this?
Ang what is this angle is it like Do you think older people have a short fuse or something? Well, you just got angry so I got you yeah people like it He just stirs the pot and just it's like Tom Green, but you know less inspired fuck you man Your name is Mike. That's the least inspired in a pos I could not agree more. Yeah, I said that my parents many many times I totally agree with his defense.
He was Mike before your mic. Yeah, so there's that So let's talk about politics because I know you're a big part of the guy You get the microphone huh? Do you want to talk in the microphone? Yeah, that's okay.
Are you scared of the cat? He has said enough Dave can you not okay go ahead? I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting for you to be done with the cat.
Okay, so yeah, you're a political guy, right? Tough up What is on the topic because I'm recently transitioning are you yeah, yeah, really yeah Wow? I'm thinking maybe this whole time. I got it wrong politically.
Yep. Oh, I was totally confused about what we're talking about there Oh, you thought I was gonna be trans I don't know it's fair. Yeah, that is fair. Mm-hmm.
I should have yeah That is too shame. I so you're trying to back on the lip tarts. I think so yeah, okay? I think I'm gonna join mata.
Mm-hmm. Cuz mata is a Republican. I said so Yeah, yeah, I'm not gay anymore. That's good work.
That's nice. Thank you when good job I remember when I was on your show and you I told you cuz at the time I was gay that's on for you like no No, no, were you gay for how long at that point a couple months or a couple years? That's unfortunate. Sorry about that.
Thank you for understanding because it wasn't easy. I don't understand But I can still I don't have empathy I have sympathy I I feel bad that I can't put myself in your shoes obviously Of course not your own man. You're very headroom. Yeah, but but I still feel bad same as I would feel bad for a stupid person Thank you, right like a quadruplegicic.
Yeah only sexually I was like a sexual quadruplegic right until I was fixed I was saying yeah, yeah, right stop. You know that these mics are bad. I can't actually keep you actually like you actually can't I think you know that you can't you could just sort of set it anywhere you like you could pick any angle You just leave it there and stop touching it and it's gonna be just fine, baby. Okay.
Go ahead. Yeah continue, please So what are your what are the political issues that you're all fired up about? He wants a free Palestine. Oh, yeah, you want fizz by me on now you want knuckles no cuz I don't want a free Palestine You don't want to know.
So what's your opinion? I'm with the juice Wait, you're not Jewish. Oh, no, you're a Palestinian. I'm not Palestinian, but I got nothing to do is being Jewish Oh, you're not Jewish not Jewish.
Oh, what are you? Yeah, what are you? Definitely not Jewish right in an Arab. I'm not Arabic.
No, can you define yourself not by just what you're not Eastern Europe sort of area Okay, that place y'all gypsy no just that area. Okay. Can you zero it in? No, I don't know which one Do you know what country your family came from?
Not familiar. Oh really came up. Nope. Yeah, I see there's lots of other shit to talk about it I can see how that would slip through the cra you Italian.
I don't think so. It's possible. Tell me how you make meatballs It's fine. Just gonna go for it bring it in.
Yeah, that's right Potatoes, huh? Yeah, so you're you got beef with the Israelis whatever do you I don't know which one it is I can do this to man What's hey, are you go ahead? Are you Jewish? No, I already answered that four times.
He's I remember when I told you no Jewish I'm not Jewish anymore. Oh wow Wow, you know what? Because you don't have the fingernails. I'm not getting more and you're not Jewish anymore.
We both are working on it Right, and you are now I know I'm straight, but you don't know that you're not what you are. No, I'm not Jewish But you don't but I know I'm straight. You don't know what you're from. I'm gonna pick which one has the most benefits So they'll be Jewish maybe black Black has a lot of benefits They would like you to believe it doesn't buy.
Oh, yeah, it's a big time name one benefit Well, you're pretty good at riffing I couldn't think of anything scared huh? A larger vocabulary you're scared of a larger vocabulary. No, I'm saying that's one of the benefits of being black is you have a larger vocabulary Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's pretty good.
Will you make a little money from you two because you're kind of famous now I don't make that much money. Okay, cuz that doesn't make sense because why are you just so like crusty you think they're dirty? You know you wear them all the time. Yeah, they're the same ones.
I know so it's like you're uniform You don't wear that trench coat thing every day every day that I don't go out even when I'm sleeping on my dad You play basketball with that on if I were to play basketball. Yes. I've seen you grapple you grapple another Where the racist like guy you say yeah Colby What's he know? Oh, he's a cool guy.
What's super cool. Everybody said that not particularly He was really nice though. There's a lot of really uncool people who can be very nice for a short period of time What's even the point of these guys being here? Just gonna install Republicans.
That's his thing. Have I yeah Yeah, I did yeah, I mean that's two assholes Crowder is a well-known guy. He is well-known. Oh, they got a guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think it's a good guy Yeah, I don't think it's a good You said you didn't even know him. You need a guy. You know if you call Stephen Crowder if my god doesn't like him I think he's he's I don't what's the reference that he's getting divorced or something making fun of that I he's been divorced before I forgot all about that. Yeah, but I've made a lot of mistakes.
Yeah, but he was a total jackass about the divorce Right now he was cool about that right. Oh that guy. Yeah. Yeah.
He was a lot of loser. No. Yeah He's the guy that was like, I don't know why I don't know why wives should be allowed to leave you that guy, right? Here's that's why I was referencing when he's wife asked.
He said watch it that guy is crazy Yeah, you don't like him. No, no, I think he's a weak man Like you are you talk tough, but you're actually a weak you have a similar company you don't want to have women ahead rights But because I never saw that man, but you could be you would be beaten by many women I physically yes and that kind of idea. Yeah, I know a lot of women that would break him in half That's very true. I don't claim that I was very feminine, which is crazy because you talk crowder's family.
Yeah, he's a really man He's a real a golly man. You know, he's a see this pinky. I could knock him out with it He's a I think so he's a bitch boy Jason. I don't think you know a real alpha male when you see one right You use the word you said I said Stephen Carter.
He's a superman. Yes. Okay. Well said.
Yeah, I think we can all I'm terrible That wasn't funny. Go ahead. He's pathetic. Move on next one.
He is a pathetic person Um anybody that goes look I don't know why I don't know how it's how you think that it's fair that a woman can leave a man Yeah, is an insane more I think I think what he was saying was it shouldn't be either of their choice I think he said they both have to agree on it. Yeah, that's insane. I Don't I don't have an opinion on that because I've never been married. I don't want to be with anybody, right?
You're like you're like this man. Oh really? How's that going? I guess he's going okay?
You looking to change that? No, once I'm married. Oh, I say yeah, it's a religious thing as your guy half half So you are religious not an atheist, but not super religious what kind of religion are you? Yeah?
What got are you half into? I'm trying to investigate all of them and see which one is not religious at all I said like half half like not an atheist, but not like a super religious either way You can't answer what God you're in your damn. Well, I'm not well I'm still researching. I'm saying I'm not one of those guys you'd find on like a ready to you know one of those guys Yeah, I don't know those guys not a big I don't think you would be one of them either I just I'm just referencing that I'm not well, I think you're just too old to do it No, I'm not that's not an old joke I think the most of the people over there are just not particularly old right.
Yeah, it makes sense Isn't it like a trademark to do that what this is I'm just getting it out of my face when you get a haircut? I do Okay, well then we you sound a little jealous a little bit Yeah, it is cool here. It does look like you when you get older you're gonna be bold though. No This guy, but I disagree with you know, I look at his part is like you can see scale in the part Yeah, I go like this you go and bold like an Indian guy.
No. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't like him. You don't like Indian guys next question Hey prize picks man.
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No actually I wasn't okay Well, then I must be a racist piece of shit those guys are the smelling got you on the way see wait Who's the one's from India? Yeah, Native Americans are weird. You see I don't like sandalwood. I've never met one of those guys.
I just see that I love sandalwood people It's so good man like the guys you're good. I was thinking you do you think the guys from Star Wars? Well, I said it would I think everybody's in the dunes. Oh, oh, no Maybe I think on the spaceships everyone smells like space like the whole place just smells like static electricity Because do you think if you're in space you smell bad or good?
No, I think you smell like space which is like static electricity is static electricity a good smell or bad It's like kind of neutral leaning bad. I used to work in electronics though. I thought I feel like space does yeah Probably does right smells like nuts. Do you ever think about what if on Star Wars?
I never told you everybody was actually this big like how would you know just never come up? What if Darth Vader's like that like who's fucking afraid of that guy I would be because he still has my control That's true. You probably could still throw you around even at that size that would just not something like Star Wars No, but you know I just realized those those weird Indian guys that ones from who used to live here the Native Americans Yeah, those are the type of people try to sell better help Native Americans that is true. Yeah, that's what they're known for funny businesses native Americans are a part of scamming people That's what they're known for yeah, yeah, no they got killed there, but they're known for scamming They got scammed too.
Well, it wasn't a scam. They got scammed out of their homes But they weren't tricked it was really clear what was happening movie where Leonardo and the guy that loves Leonardo makes movies with him all the time Martin's where Stacy yeah, and they made a movie about the Native Americans and how they get made all the wives sick gave him medicine That made him sicker and then they married them out of their land They got a white guy to boner Yeah, then gave her a pill to me to sick Go to the doctor the doctor gave him more pills to make it sick until she dies and then the guy gets the real estate Yeah, that's a power play. I don't get any of them affected. I haven't watched the movie Do you watch movies you're more often a YouTube kind of flick flick.
No, no more just business Not I don't watch it under ten no pleasure no entertaining not funny business Do you have pleasure in your life? I try to go for as little as possible when you were young you used to go to basketball games, right? Yep, did you go just to like show people a t-shirt or did you enjoy the game? Well, they're not working out for business basketball What is that face for business like yeah?
Yeah, well, I'm talking about a serious subject business. Yeah, you got a air shop when you say it that's how people know your serious Well, business I like that. I'm gonna use that freak them out man. He's doing he bounces back So you don't have any fun?
Probably here and there but not as much more more than I'd like but I try to limit it What is a thing that you do that is fun? It is in business? That's a tough question Because I'm welcome to the show right I don't know. I usually correlated you know what I mean with business Yeah, do you like food?
I the fun stuff would just be business stuff. That's not as beneficial as like something That would be a better business that would be less fun to do fun is when you make money Now you're misunderstanding what I'm saying I'm saying that I could do two things that would make money one of them is less fun and makes more money and sometimes I'll opt for the one that makes less money, but it's more fun. Okay, what's that one? Don't it doesn't make that much no, I know but it's more the little snippets you get for social media What do you mean?
You're saying I'm part of it. You don't really download your podcast because it's like listening to your whole show. You're projecting right now Black on a level ten. I believe it's a fact.
I don't think people you're kind of people would listen to a long like a long show Not that many compared to the clear, but right people love the clip your clip guy. Oh, yeah I take it very well. I understand. No problem.
Yeah, fair enough. I pass So politically as I said because I feel like you're more of a you've been involved in a lot more than me I'm more of a guy that is sort of out on the streets I like to kick people and ride skateboards, you know, I play I don't like business. I'm more of a I mean, I basically like an adult that is constantly going down the slide. You're like we as my whole life I did not show what is Jason sound like a wee as me Business-wise because now I'm older and I'm like well business Maybe I should check that out and I'm trying to be more involved in business And then I'm realizing that most of my friends because they like I like fighting I like motocross.
I like motorsports motocross is the boats Exactly. No, he said he said it though. Yeah, he's joking But there is boat racing once again boat race really Republican sport I don't know much about it, but I would assume that they love it too I love off-roading off-roading is also pretty Republican like guns like guns. Oh, yeah, do you have a gun?
I'm not a team. So no you are a team. I am not a team I just like a third time. I met you.
Yeah, I know it's been like three years Do you say when I did to show you were 12? We did that show less than a year ago. Mm-hmm. That was that was that was about Nine months ago Was it yeah, well hit my head a lot or a ton?
Yeah, a lot. Sorry if I'm not having the greatest Like back and forth I didn't get as prepared for this is the one with Tony Hawk, right? Well Tony Hawk's worth being prepared. Oh, yeah I can really ready who am I?
That's not like a just to you. I'm just I'm disemme. Oh why me versus Tony Hawk. You think he's cooler than you He's wake all of them.
Okay. Well, I don't know why I'm on a podcast with him But it's gonna be over sitting anyways. It doesn't matter. Oh, it's ending.
Yeah, okay, and that must have been his decision Mm-hmm. Well, he said he said he's bored and he's got other things to do that actually make him money because Podcasts doesn't make us money and why did you get him to start it in the first place? He asked me That's the truth. I didn't ask him sure he asked me and then I drove down to his house and I was like hey man Are you trying to help me out because you know that I'm struggling financially at the time?
Well, I got five from serious well to be clear that was the second time he asked you to be on a Tony Yeah, yeah, you turned him down the first time. No, I did it on serious Satellite radio and did that one make money on like the new one or no? No, no, no, dude the only one that made money which is crazy is my one this when I did it the Jason I'll show I'm serious exam that made me tons of money, but not this one now How much money do you make a month from this podcast me for real like to grant? That's really the number and how much are the expenses like to grant?
So why do you keep doing it? I feel like meeting people like you yeah, but I understand what you but other people that I understand because you enjoyed but at least at that point just take a net negative of like 300 dollars and turn down better help Yeah, I guess like if I turn that down then I don't have a sponsor and if I feel like I have a sponsor I feel like don't give up you've got one you know maybe next week if you didn't have them you only have one I don't understand I don't have any that they're your only sponsor for this week. I'm being About about okay. I'll get basically promoting them right now I'm not cuz I didn't know about well the breed is not coming until later on which means nobody's listening anymore anyway That's oh you put it at the end of the episode halfway through and we're not no one's making halfway through this most people And stop watching yeah, I wonder how many there's a little start on YouTube studio that you could get yeah The number of how many people make it there oh terrible.
Yeah, I wonder what the number is I'm okay with it this at this point Yeah, it bothered you in the beginning yeah, did the podcast start off good and then it slowly went downhill? It was never good. No, but did it was it doing better numbers in the beginning than now? No, it's doing better now than ever Oh really?
Yeah, I'm not sure I know it's very quite but no I'm serious. Okay. It's just still that's how bad was when it started that now It's doing better than ever and it's still who cares? Okay What are you supposed to do you know?
It's like I'm being a bartender now. I'm a physical trainer and I'm just Just anything I gotta work. I gotta try. Are you struggling financially?
Why do you have like a party scheme for me? I will first answer the question. Yeah, you are yeah What's what's the are you your bank each growing smaller or you're in debt already in debt? Oh really?
Okay? I mean yeah, I feel like there's a follow up. Give me a little look. Give me like a little yeah Even though I don't have that much money just a little bit.
I know I'm more you don't have any of that but you do have like more money than me But I could work to that if I try to never be as strong as me probably not but that is cool as me Daddy's objective. Yeah, you're right. You're like no, that's yeah. He's already cooler than me.
No, I don't like my son thinks he's cool You're something he likes you what's his name? I'm not saying it. Okay, but he likes you okay in your calling him a nerd You're not in your own son. No, there's not everybody that likes you as a nerd But that's just what you referenced right now.
You actually have a son or this is just a little game I have both I have a son and a daughter. No, but your son he likes my videos or no. Mm-hmm. What is he like about it?
He thinks you're funny. Does he watch your podcast? No, that's really surprising. Oh, he's 15 Oh, he's younger than me.
Yeah, okay. That's more your demographic, you know, like I feel like a lot of 40 year olds Probably listen to me more than you. I think that I probably have more four-year-olds listening to me than you. I Don't I don't want to argue.
I think you might be right. Yeah, you're pretty popular. No, no, not particularly You're not no, I'm just that unpopular. Yeah, you might be right I don't know man people recognize me a lot on the streets and stuff to get recognized sometimes.
Yeah, how often do you think you get recognized? Every day, I don't go either house to like public areas every day neither do I yeah, I'll give you the airport you get recognized Yeah, at least once yeah, I would say so it might be bad even it's possible You have a much more like you can't hide how you look, you know, you know, you look unless you dress differently I'm just using conditioner. That's true, but I could just put on a beanie regardless. Yeah, I can put it on a beanie Yeah, but you know, it's you're kind of fighting a losing battle unless you're like nobody can wear a lot of sleep t-shirt Yeah, but at that point you're wearing glad like you would really have to try I feel like it's easy to recognize you because you're really distinct looking guy You have to go for a Unabomber, right?
That's right. Has anybody ever tried giving you money or no like for sex? No, they thought maybe you thought they recognized you and they were giving you money, but they really just thought you were struggling Oh, yeah, they thought you are homeless a little bit really Homeless if we showed a thousand people who have never heard of either of you pictures of both of you And I said one of these guys is homeless you really think they're picking him more often than they pick you I mean your home your mustache is homeless as far. I think the only my son is working on the same mustache I think 12 oh you have a fun.
I do okay, which looks like he blows you so I would like to know such a security number How old is he's 12? Is his name Mike? It is not I would not do that to a kid It's the lamest most boring and original name after name now I like the name Mike I can tell I give that to all of the people who work with me. Yeah, I've heard you know You heard how's that kid with the baby eyes doing?
I don't even know who you're referencing I think the guy is coming out of his head. Oh, I have no idea who you're talking about You don't give him any credit who the guy with the weird eyes Mike your Mike Yeah, no not Mike Mike the guy that sir try to serve me sausages. Yeah, Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike. How's he doing?
He's doing okay cool. That's great. That's good news. He um He's on some medicine right now.
Yeah, he looks like he's been on medicine. He's a lot of And it's bad medicine. Why are you projecting again? Projecting what did he's on bad medicine that you don't know what the word projecting means?
It's like you project like a movie on the wall boom nailed it. He really gets he understands all the English. Yeah, yeah So are you still like a Republican? Yeah, we established not already right, but I'm telling you remember we kind of like But it heads with that.
Yeah, but I think I think I don't even think you're grifting I think you're just joking. I'm I don't have any notice that I you're the your the guy that's making a gimmick and I'm Me I'm the real guy who's not the real guy serious business style. There's no way you wear that all the time I don't I don't have any other clothes Yeah, I mean, that's not true I got smashed out. I got tons of gold teeth.
I think we discussed this on some part. I don't know if it was my He didn't talk to me on Tony Hawk. You were talking to Tony Hawk. Oh, yeah, you know how usually goes no Some people talk to me.
I feel like they're trying to talk to me to make me feel better about Yeah, they don't want you to feel left out. Yeah, I wasn't really focused on that No, I know but you kind of tapped out after selling that to get in Tony to sign stuff and saying you're gonna sell it That was kind of your joke. Well, I sold it after I mean I came there for a reason He didn't sell it. We sold it.
That's I gave you guys a couple back Yeah, because you're actually a nice person So I gave it back to you guys because eventually I'm gonna try to get a hawk on my show and I feel like I gotta I don't think he's not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I asked him offer for you. Yes, I know but I feel like for any of this I have to try I asked him to legitimately buy himself.
Hey, man. Will you do this guy? Sure, thanks for asking by the way. Yeah, you're fucking welcome.
But I don't think I have to make as many I know he won't do it. Let's tell him never do it. He will never do it. Yeah, I don't think he hates podcasting Really?
Yes, I thought it was just for me specifically you specifically for sure you might be the hate cherry on top Yeah, actually out of anybody in podcasting. I think he hates you the most. Oh really? That's unfortunate.
I like him. He was a really nice guy Yeah, I don't think that's gonna change. He has a hundred eighty million dollars. How much do you have eight million?
Nope Google it try again. Did he go down? It was never up at eight million. It was dude eight million Australian I haven't lived there for 35 years, but are you just mixing up?
I haven't lived there since your mom was born Speaking of your mom. How is she doing? You think she'd be into me? No, I don't think so.
I think she's my child. Yeah, that's my type Um, I don't think so prison sex is horny. You know the game I'm gonna be into me I don't believe so I think you're my team. I'm in to me.
I think I don't know what I can give you to that question I think you know she'd be down. I think that um I don't know how to respond. I don't want to be mean You can try to be mean if you want. No, I'm a cool guy.
I don't want to insult you. You're not cool. You do want to insult him I want to insult him. Yeah, that's a pretty much the ammo right?
I think you've made that clear How you're not worth is six hundred and four thousand dollars. Oh, you read that Internet same place where you went what's mine Hawks got 180 million? I didn't like you this is real. It's right there on the Internet Six hundred thousand dollars you should give us money to not getting that I have a million dollars.
Well done. You're getting richer by the minute here. That's not true But I like this website. I'm gonna start sending that to people.
Why I thought you're trying to act like you don't reach No, I don't I don't have a lot of money. No, I'm not like poor, but like middle class. Yeah, I know you're also middle class But I'm not I'm rich you're rich when you want to be in your poor when you want to be and you're you know Whatever you are I'm just gonna sit in your mouth. You're not consistent Palestinian when it's I don't know I know that makes most sense.
How you translate the girls side into your DMS one second Whose number is connected to this computer? I don't know he's gonna hack your mainframe Who is connected to this huh? Is it your number? I had down his computer?
No It came with the show. Okay. Well, somebody should let me know cuz I'm gonna start texting someone. Mm-hmm.
You're gonna text Jimmy Not Jimmy Lee yet. Jimmy Lee's a friend of yours, right? I've met him before is he hit on you? Sexually, yeah, I don't think so.
Are you sure he's not just like that Jersey Italian touchy feeling thing? Yeah, I think he's just one of those Italian people I saw an H3 that he was he taught he slapped a girl's butt. Yeah That's what allegedly is I just want to I just merely want to see if I could do the contact on that thing to give me a couple guess on my show No, you don't even wait. Do you try to get a hold of Tony Hawk on there?
Not Tony Hawk I already know that he won't do it. I was trying to find somebody How do you know that he won't do it cuz you asked him and I believe that you asked him Why do you believe me just take your word for it? Okay, because you've clarified that you really did it like four times I feel like if you lied on that would be odd. I did I clarify it to you with him there?
Yes, right? That's a big tell cuz he's not a liar He go what are you talking about? He was like yeah, you did and I'm not gonna do it. I think it's like once again like a different demographic Has he ever been on this show?
Yeah, it's not episode does well. Really? Shh shh shh you away with animals. Yeah, when he came in the house He tried to pat the dogs with like this weird fragile heck like you didn't know how to pat a dog Uh-huh and then I was like do you have if you ever had a dog and he said yes, and I was like really yeah, and they died right?
They're both died. You didn't kill them. Did you um? Day one of them got really old and died and the other one hung himself.
How do you hang himself in her hands? I don't know that I I don't know how it happened should I try better help you me fell or like the wind Oh my goodness. They led him to that. That's what you get for talking on licensed professionals posing as The dog went on better.
Oh, there's no cut shit out. No, it's a fuck what we say here. Yeah, it's different man You're watching no, I don't think so. No, I think I think nobody's watching.
That's the whole point Okay, yeah, but for sure if you keep going sooner or later You'll say something riveting and we could use that as a clip if you really want I can start seeing slurs in a minute Yeah, okay I don't know what country are you from so then we'll know the slur because if you don't say if you say I'm specified then it's even better. I can do Jewish and you do Jewish slurs. It doesn't count What about this because there's like certain countries and people that everybody slurs can we can I give you some some countries They're a little outside of the box to ethnically insular. Let me hear it out first.
Okay, like say something bad about people from New Zealand I don't know any slurs for them. Hmm. I don't think there are slurs for those guys I'm a mom's a New Zealander didn't the New Zealand people they killed all of the people who lived there originally similar to the US We all did that okay. Yeah, we're every year from so did your people yeah Right well, I feel like India.
Uh-huh didn't kill Indians They for sure killed Indians there was nobody before the Indians. It's the Indians are we talking to Americans or no talking India? Yeah, no, yeah, England Well does that count because it's just the same people there it wasn't migrated You know just to say that's saying we didn't take it didn't wipe them out Right nice to stay there who knows who knows who might have been in India before the Indians who we can wait because the Indians killed him Yeah, if you go way back everybody killed slaughtered everybody. That's why I think you're wrong I think Chinese didn't take out some other country to China.
Yeah, that's not true. I think Japan What do you mean? That's not true? You don't know shit.
You're like well, they're doing it They're doing it right now doing what they're trying to over take other places right now This is the first time hearing of this wait Chinese trying to take over another country. They already did it with Hong Kong wait that is China So you say wait before that wait was it was independent for a while you know, but it was trying to be for that Yeah, but that's that's what a that's a weird way to you know imply stuff I mean there were a lot of different places. There were a lot of different places at 1.2 That's like saying that like Italy is entitled to like almost all your upper like Germany is entitled to all of Europe Why would they be entitled to it? I don't know Hitler See that's not you can't reference it like that.
You have to look at what I just said They're doing it now the same thing with Taiwan What happened in Taiwan? I think China's trying to take it over. That's the word on the street Right, well, that's different because China Taiwan has always been Taiwan China trying to take that is not cool I mean you try to take Hong Kong. It was China before no For a long time for a long time.
Give it before that it was China. Okay in years ago France was Germany. No wasn't it was for like six months. Yeah, I think they even though I felt how were they put a big red swatch Oh, you mean when Hitler did all that stuff?
Yeah, so should they be entitled to it now? No, they're that's your answer, right? Well, it was always I feel like the conversation He it's really he's trying to understand But it's like kind of like when you're trying to think something funny But instead you just pause for a considerable amount of time and then nothing comes out Like now. Yeah, all right.
You think so. Uh-huh. Maybe yeah, I Wasn't trying to come back. I'm not a mean guy.
You are a mean guy. I'm not a mean guy I'm not like a roasting guy. I don't like roasting people or stuff like that. What if you could what do you like?
It's not true. What do you like what you think this yeah, okay? Business money what sort of business money are you up to these days? All different types?
Oh, I see you don't have any Specific you have anything interesting going on business. I could give a part of doesn't look like it. Um Not particularly. Yeah, I'm not I'm not the I'm not the the business entity you want to align yourself with on your phone during the podcast Mm-hmm trying to see how much longer we have to go Are we done?
It's hard to get anything out of him. I know you don't really talk about anything I'm gonna zig and zag and not really like no, that's what you stand for what do you what are you about and don't say fucking business? Yeah, what's your favorite food? Um Phil and you on business style sure sure yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe you are 18 17.
Oh, yeah Because I always thought it was lying about that uh-huh it would explain a lot of what right? Yeah, but like having a serious like riff with a child us interviewing us when we were 17 Yeah, I would walk that age ago. Yeah, you're saying if you were the kid you would have left yeah, so you're saying I have respect by not leaving I don't understand I mean I mean for I don't mind insulting me were you fully conscious yet when you were 18 or no not away So what were you are 50 52 and how will you know 53 okay? I just woke up you're getting close no, I'm there I woke up you're getting close to death hopefully hopefully I die sooner than later hopefully I die sooner than later time the time is coming embrace it don't be don't fight it I'm less scared of death than you are I didn't say I wasn't I'm not but I didn't say I wasn't get a death I probably just about as much as the average person I My age I feel like you would be more than me more what that's true more afraid I'm not saying this coming close to me.
Yeah, I'm not saying like I'm a cool guy who's not scared of it I'm probably scared of it just as much as normal person might but you somebody you know So you like you with the grip reaper waiting outside your window on a nightly basis That's why like teen starts smoking and shit cuz they know they're gonna die but they don't really know But I'm saying that's why because you don't see a lot of real No, I believe you don't see a lot of 50 year olds who start smoking because they're afraid it will you look like you smoke a lot of weed Oh, I used to you still do or no, I'm sober. What's your favorite drug? I've never done any I believe you I'm for real Yeah, I actually believe that you you don't see that fun. I'm as I said, we have to go back to it business style What you like TV dinners you make a frozen food pain again?
I I'll obtain your palm Yeah, you eat bags of chips bags of chips. Yeah, like just like little snack things. You're like a snacky kid Just very healthy. I guess it just depends on where I am We're at home most of the time, right?
I'm gonna just depends on what time of the day. Is your mom making dinner? I'm able to cook from myself. I take the bread and then I put it into the microwave.
He's all man You have microwave bread. Well, I'm heating it up from the freezer. That's what you eat is microwave bread For lunch. Yeah, you have a piece of microwave bread typically, but so not always everything on it I'm I it depends if you do special occasion if it's a special occasion.
What do you have on it? It depends on the special occasion Fourth of July microwave bread go nothing. Just a bread Christmas. I'm not a Christian Neither am I yeah, I don't celebrate it because you are I'm not Jewish.
Let me get you are I'm not that otherwise Why would you not celebrate Christmas do? Why don't why do black people celebrate that bullshit one and not Christmas? What's what one? I don't even remember what it's called.
We live in Beverly Hills. So you don't really see black I don't even know if you need it. Nope. You live in my Beverly Hills.
I live in a Glendale Harlem To see you on a train on the subway. Yeah, I was on a recently No in New York, I was filming podcast. No shit. I don't understand it like the thing underground.
Yeah. Mm. Yeah That's the way you have to travel there. Oh, that's a tree you can walk or you can get over a bike Yeah, but I'm money conscious.
I'm not like you. I'm not gonna buy it uber in New York. No, you're like so many transled Indians What are you trying to say about you? I'm not one of them.
Wait, are you doing? I'm not but why are you duckin being Jewish? What's wrong with being Jewish right in? People find Jewish people show my Jewish.
You are Jewish. That's yeah. No, not Jewish I don't get the how's it funny for him to go to about who he is. I'm not Jewish.
You are Jewish. What is this accent? I don't look it's not Jewish people sound I look Jewish. What did you sound like?
Why am I insulting you? They sound like the Larry David guy a little bit do they I got it is real that's everybody's the bunch Larry David's what I I say there's the Ashkenazi ones which kind are you neither Jewish? Yes, you are you can't catch me on a sleep up like I made you out of Sure, bro, are you I could be By the way, are you Jewish? I'm not Jewish.
I would tell you right now if you're Jewish. I would tell you right now if you're Jewish you would be angry No, I'm gonna interact with him differently Jewish because wait because you're both brothers No, I need an answer. Would you do the secret handshake if I was are you Jewish? Yes or no?
I already answered this twice and I refuse to answer it again. Yes, I'm Jewish. Okay. All right, great We're cutting them out from your Palestinian.
I'm not Palestinian then what's your big foot shoes? I'm never said I have any beef with Jewish people. We just you just turned away from me Michael I don't see anybody in this room right beside you right now see right so you refuse to say that he's in the room because He said he was Jewish a lot besides Palestinian. There's a lot of different types of people who don't like Jewish name one more That's not true.
I'm a rakis. So you're an Iraqi. No, I just said there's a lot of different type of people that don't like Jewish I don't I don't believe you. I think everybody likes Jewish They're really the most universally beloved people of I feel like any people that don't like Jewish is maybe Palestinians right now, and I think they're you're wrong.
Okay, we'll name another one I think a lot of people don't like Jewish who I mean Jewish isn't even really like a if you can't hate all of them Which is your favorite Jewish person you gotta have very David's probably favorite Jewish person like oh no I know your favorite Jewish person who the guy that you pretend to be who's the guy that does those movies Bernie Sanders There's the guy that the movie shut Sasha Sasha Baron Cohen, yeah, right? I can't hear anything over there So if he says if that thing over there says something don't expect me to continue the conversation you need to repeat it I'm not interacting with him anymore because he's Jewish correct. Yeah for the rest of the show. I'm not interacting with you You see the way the character that is baton.
Okay. That's my real name is is a Anti-semit you're an anti-semit. I'm not anti-semitic at all And so confused what what do we get to a point? See why are you hiding it?
You should be proud of who you are Jewish you're super proud to not be Jewish But you're not proud enough to admit who you are I'm not Jewish so the only reason that you would say that was a stunning display of not Jewish strength because it makes sense We pedal back pretty hard when he took himself to the blacks, right? I am not black. I would I love black bullshit. Oh, I love black people.
He said you already said that they were stupid No, I didn't I said that there are some crazy black people who are Christians that don't celebrate Christmas They celebrate the other one I think black people are actually people celebrate both black people are typically extremely intelligent Are you trying to say otherwise black people are awesome? Wow, that's wow? Wow, that was probably the most racist thing I've ever seen anyone do on this show and at one point somebody said I'm not a racist, but I ever said yeah, yeah Are you hiding your face because you're laughing? I just figured out he's for show Jewish probably because he wouldn't insult if you would if you weren't yeah You wouldn't insult Jews right?
He's in so talk about sitting in that pocket right because if you're Jewish and you're in so It's fine. You know what it is more than anything. It's like black guys doing end bombs You're not a black guy you only doing in bomb. I know you have do you know anybody who's black um?
I've seen him on the street moving on no more. I love black people and I'm not Jewish next question That's like when that one guy was like I did not have sex with with that guy that woman right? Yeah, you're talking about Clinton Yeah, okay, no here, but I understood what he was saying. He couldn't take the name So I was trying to help him out you know It's kind of one of the things I do is I say things instead of explaining it and get him to say it Yeah, yeah, I don't see him.
Oh, I don't see him back. Yeah, because he's Jewish like now that no more Jewish stuff all uh I Appreciate you let him buy guns be by guns. Is your son going to enjoy this episode is your son gonna watch it? I will be baffled is your son gonna go dad.
He handed you your ass you didn't even get it He was not gonna run his circles around you man. See this is the time when I interact with him I don't think he's trying to help me you know that yeah appreciate that. I am actually I I that is true. I swear.
Yeah, you're here and you have a following and you rub it and I do appreciate that It just sucks that I don't even I don't even know he had a co-host Why would you but if you enjoyed the help then good for you? Well when I did your show I didn't know that you had a co-host I he was there that day, so I don't even know what you're referencing What I don't even know what you're referencing the guy that tried to feed me a hot dog That's not the co-host what is he that's Mike Mike and he is not a co-host no the co-host was Mike He was the one sitting at the other table invisible guy. I still don't get that reference Oh See it's a weird thing that the kids think that this is cool. I never said anything I was doing was cool.
See I'm supposed to be amused by this and then maybe they people that are watching are gonna be amused by it I'm baffled as to how this works. It's a good show. We do good. Are we done?
Have this is okay. Is that what you say people are your fans are gonna watch and you're good I am not recommending this to my fan. No. Yeah, he won't post it like when we make a clip he won't read I posted it when we did Tony Hawk.
I did it. You made Tony Hawk. Yes. I did I collaborated I posted a story No, you didn't yes, I did on what on Instagram.
No, you didn't yes. I did. It's all my thing right now. Oh, okay It's on my page.
Yeah, cuz it's you and Tony Hawk. Oh, that's cool. That's super cool You know more importantly when I try to get on my show I can tell him I did his thing and helps me right you get the drop That name is this course. They go.
Why should I come on your piece of shit? She only goes while I was on Tony. Oh, yeah, I don't Tony a real guy. Oh, wow.
Yeah for sure. Oh, yeah Do you think that's why you came on this show? No, but I thought that you were partly responsible for the Tony Hawk episode Yeah, so I found like I would you one oh And and you won't repost this definitely not that's too far But more importantly you asked me for like a guest recommendation about you can half ago. Yeah, he did He did you recommend Jimmy and I got him Jimmy.
So I felt really bad about that So I'm coming here to make amends for this smooth it over. I appreciate that episode I haven't seen it yet, but I just know it was okay. He was probably your best episode yet. He's terrible.
That why he's just boring He doesn't do anything. What did he say? He didn't say anything. I remember he said that he's very funny at restaurants He does like prove it and then he just didn't he does a lot of like I don't really know what that means He does like Don Rickles 1960s jokes.
He really does jokes that are but he was born probably in the 50s Yeah, not an excuse for that at all do you think you'll have plastic surgery when you get older Why who's the right you said you were saying that is if somebody else had it Jimmy Lee right? He has plastic surgery. Oh, here's crazy Botox really I can't raise his his hair transplant. You mean he glued and painted some hair Yeah, but everybody's I mean it's not a hair transplant.
I can tell you that you can see the marker on his forehead. No, no What do you mean no? That's real hair It's Marker you can see that it's real and it's hair his hair is as real as mine. That's yeah Because you don't have any but he has hair so why if you show that to a random person they're gonna say wow that guy has a lot of hair on No, they don't say It's completely see the first thing they're gonna notice his hair.
He looks like Richard Simmons in blackface Richard Simmons. I don't know who that is a guy do blackface. He died. He did but he did do blackface.
No, I was famous for it Yes, have you ever done blackface? No, what I'm not racist like you. I don't say the end Well, it's something you could have got away with you could have just said that you it's not something about thing in Australia If it is I'm just giving you an excuse if you've done it. All right.
I'm just helping you out. I don't want to help out on it Constantly what does he do? What I do a job. Yeah, actually this is a believe it or not.
No, wait So what is it really crazy? No, I believe it or not. You know, I've been doing this first since you were born He's more of a professional broadcaster than you let me for sure But there's you said you he was making $2,000 a month doing the show right so I get a small piece of it He said it all went to the cost of the show. Yeah, but we do two shows the other the patreon makes money Oh your patron is the how much of the patron make million a lot can I get a answer how much no?
I saw it on the screen. I think it said 11,000. That's not sure. That's awesome world.
It's one show Oh, that's another one of your shows. I have two shows on there and which one makes more money the Jason also So you're making more than $20,000 a month on patreon easily really no I don't believe that I don't think how who what's your main source of income? I guess YouTube. Yeah, how much you make on that a couple a couple dollars?
Wait, what is it like how much we said how much that can exact number? Yeah, I don't know the exact number I guess maybe a couple thousand a month nothing too high 2000 a little more than that like four Well, if I say more or less than that thing or say what about three or what about six? More than five thousand a month around that okay, so no, it's pretty good. Okay.