May 15, 2026 Torstein is stepping down. Go get the Aquavit!

The FBI has had enough, and they arrested two female Carnival guests for a slap fest by the front desk. Guests on the cruise ship with the Noovirus outbreak in France were let off the ship and given a roll of toilet paper at the gangway. The very optimistic managers of the Port of Haifa just opened their new $5.5 million terminal. Viking announces that business is so good. The boss can retire!