May the 2026 Diarrrhea Lettuce End This Trump Nightmare

This diarrhea epidemic is something else, but could prove to be useful.I’d laugh my ass off if lettuce is what ended Pedolf Shitler’s crime spree. Not clogged arteries. No heart attack. Fucking LETTUCE. Finding the Chutney Child Rapist dead on the toilet would be poetic justice.Karma would finally be served. I don’t need over one billion served. Just ONE.I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I’d love to see the end of the Scamburgler. Of course, legal justice wouldn’t have been served. But at this point, I’d take cosmic justice to end this nightmare.And please, Grim Reaper, feel free to supersize this bitch.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you!Join HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you!Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe. And we hope to see you soon on the road!https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe