Maybe Don't Book a Couples Massage on Your First Date

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal kick off It Happened One Night, a brand-new segment where they read the internet’s strangest dating stories — and decide if each one’s a red, green, or beige flag.What You’ll Hear:Piercings & Pillow Talk: KP shares her second-earring saga and the surprising hazards of side sleeping.The Massage Date Debacle: The duo breaks down a bold first date that starts with a full-body massage and ends with instant intimacy. Flowers Gone Wrong: A bouquet, a bar, and a case study in how chivalry accidentally became cringe.The Nature Realm Meet-Cute: A story that starts with a random text and ends trench digging and true love.CHAPTERS00:00 Sleepy hellos & side-sleeper woes02:30 KP’s piercing comeback & Jacquis’ tragus lore04:30 Introducing It Happened One Night05:20 The massage date disaster08:40 Public introductions & bad optics11:00 The bouquet backlash debate14:00 Chivalry vs. cringe15:40 The Nature Realm story begins18:00 The rollercoaster of red to green20:00 Beige flags for the rest of usFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.