McLovin’ Timmy Picks Apart that McDonald’s $3 Menu — He’s Lovin’ It! Oh My God, Girlfriend!

Late standup comedian Robert Schimmel used to do a very funny bit about his wife. If you don’t have cable TV, then you’re missing out on life, according to Tim Conway Jr., who also loves junk food, so you know he makes great life choices. With that in mind, McDonald’s is stepping up and is going to save you money by rolling out a $3-item menu — ding-dong with you! You've gotta protect your home from break-ins, people! And don’t forget the coyotes when you’re out for a stroll! They’re gettin’ bolder, dontcha know. What is ghost tapping? Apparently, it’s another scam in which schemers use NFC technology to transact on your phone. If they touch your phone when you’re not paying attention, they’re able to make a transaction with your ID and funds. There's a new Google Maps feature, enhanced for your pleasure, it’s an AI enhancement called “Ask Maps.” Oh my God, girlfriend. Kids are loving the old-person game Mahjong, which is 200 years old! Plus, Timmy recalls the time back in the day when he got to drive around his favorite band Men at Work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.