Me & My NeverMo: Pastor John Has an "Affair" (hard eye roll)

So here's a joke (not really): A Pastor of "God" walks into his church and decides to have an "affair" with one of his congregates. The ridiculous punchline? It's not an affair! It involves a 16-year-old girl.  So many things to get riled up about in this story--the pastor gets a standing ovation from his congregation when he admits his "affair" and asks for forgiveness. Guess what kind of response the victim gets when she stands up to correct the discrepancies in his story?? Get on in here and join us!