Meat Pies 9/5/22 Antony Joga Bonito's his way to legendary status and Gabe fights every Liverpool supporter to ever live #MikelHitsForfeit

The first heavy-hitting Meat Pies Derby of the season is a cracker at Old Trafford as Rashford FEEDS the United faithful the goals they desire and Loic's main man Mikel hits forfeit after trying to inspire his team to (f*cking) just win. In the other big derby of the weekend, Gabe makes his way to Merseyside where a Tom Davies-induced heart attack nearly sends Gabe to the hospital as Everton and Liverpool hit more wood than Stormtroopers on 74-Z speeder bikes chasing down ewoks in the Battle of Endor. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.