mediocre 98 (open arms)

mediocre 98 (open arms) in the highly anticipated episode 98 of the mediocre show, our heros eric and taylor fight evil and wrongdoing, as they have for the last 97 episodes, however this time, there is a fork in the road. see who gets voted off this week, and who moves on to the semi finals to compete for the title. the title of what you ask? quite frankly i'm not sure, but rest assured, it's exciting, like, you totally have a huge boner just thinking about it. rock solid. people will write sonnets about this majestic beast. perhaps a broadway musical, i can say without a doubt it'll be the new "git er done" every truck stop will stock a shirt with it on there. you won't be able to ignore it, but why would you, it'll change your life, FOR THE BETTER. but yeah, here's the new show. stop thinking about your boner, and grow up. www.mediocreshow.com / 206.666.5900 go to the website and enter the raffle for a brand new engraved ipod nano and other great prizes.