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Megan Gailey

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Joe's old Naked Sports Live partner, Megan Gailey joins the podcast to talk old times and preview the Super Bowl!

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Welcome to Comedian Stock and Sports. It's Thursday, February 4th. Sorry about that. Everyone's so used to recording on a Tuesday or Wednesday.

Thank you for listening to the podcast. You can follow us on Twitter at comedy sports pod. Review us on iTunes. Review goes along.

We really appreciate it. Also, if you give us a five star review, I will send you a signed hard copy of my album Pay Attention, which was number one on iTunes, not bragging about bragging. For free. That's right.

You can bullshit. You don't have to mean it. And that whoa, you heard is my guest. It's gonna be my guest for the entire month, not just because I love her, but because it's very convenient.

She's been on Conan. You'll see her on Evan Devine's house party coming out this spring. One of my best friends in the world, you don't like telling her that because that makes her feel good about herself. And you don't want her feeling too good.

Meghan Gailie, how are you, Meghan? Hello, fans. Could it be cool to be podcasting again? I'm laying in bed.

We never were able to do this for Naked Sports Live, which would have made sense given the title. Yeah, oh, you know, we didn't have, I don't think podcast was portable back then. What does podcast mean? Or like stand for?

It stood for because you could listen to your iPod. So it was a pod. You can take it with you. So like now they've almost like outgrown the technology they were made for.

Pretty much. Because nobody really has an iPod anymore. Because you just listen on your phone. My mom and dad share an iPod shuffle.

That's very adorable. That's a very cute older white couple to do. And I programmed all the songs on it for them. And my dad's never listened to it.

Put my mom does. You guys, what would your mom be into? Sweet Deon? No, she has one band that I don't want to give it one band such artist that she loves more than anything on earth.

The Beatles? Yeah. Of course. Yeah.

Everyone loves the Beatles. Born in 1955, man. My dad was born in 1954. And the Beatles are his favorite.

I joke with him. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm good.

I'm good. We're podcasting and Meghan's bedroom. Yeah, but it's in your house. In my house.

Very intimate. How do you feel? I've been here since Saturday, so like five days. What one moment were you like, she wasn't here?

Um, never a moment. There's a moment where you just wish there wasn't even me, just like another person here. You know, when you came home early the other day, I was like, you know, I didn't think you were going to go home that early. And I was thinking, you know, you're, I mean, the wife time, you know.

Last night? No, no, last night was it the other night? No, you've been great. She was at work still.

Well, you thought she was going to work a 15-hour day. Maybe there was one which I was going to work out myself, but then you came home. No. Yeah.

I'm kidding. No, you've been great. Thanks for being fine. You're enjoying staying here so far?

I love it here. I keep telling you. I did jumping jacks in this room. It's so big.

I know you keep telling me that, but I'm asking for a whole audience to listen to. Oh, yes. Everyone. Well, I don't want to make it seem so lovely so then people are like, oh, I can go stay dressed up.

Oh, yeah. Shit. Yeah. I want people to knock doors.

So like listen, it's great. But there's drawbacks. There are. Yeah.

You see me lose my shit. I lost my shit earlier. Yeah. Go where's the same little shamrock, but jamma pants every day.

I alternate because there's the basketball ones I wear too. So I throw on the same PJ pants every morning because it just makes good sense to do that. Yeah, then they're not dirty. For some of the new listeners, I want to give a little bit of a backstory with...

Do you have new listeners? Yeah, I do actually. I know. The funny thing is, I don't think I've had the whole listeners are just gone.

Where did you find these guys? Just, you know, you make new friends on Twitter and Facebook and stuff like that. Listener Chris actually was my... Who I big thanks to.

He sent me this couple of really cool vintage shirts because when I brought the podcast back, you know, I did it over the last summer briefly, but then got it all caught up and some stuff. So I brought it back to start the new year. Ryan Dalton was on like the second episode that I brought it back. He's a Cleveland fan.

I have a Cleveland sports podcast. You're right from a London. What a fun podcast. It was enjoyable.

There's some good humor there. I don't know what I'm not calling up lifting, but I wore this great T-shirt. My cousin Kevin got me that was from the famous Tencent beer night that happened in municipal state of 1974 where everyone just went crazy because it was ten percent. It was like a riot.

Yeah, it was insane. And so some of them have cool vintage teas and he sent me this great Chicago Blitz T-shirt. And I just want to thank Chris for sending it to me. It was really nice to move on his part.

He also reviewed us. And he just sent him a hard copy of the album. Chris has found you? No.

Well, he listened to San Diego. He was my little league coach when I was like 14. Yeah. And then I just started posting stuff on Facebook and then he heard I was a comedian.

Came out to a show. Great, dude. Yeah. So, and then there's a few other listeners who have hit me up through SoundCloud who I don't know who they were.

But right now I'm not going to act like I've got a lot of you listeners. It's pretty small and early going. But they're not. I'm doing this for fun.

It's enjoyable. I like talking about sports, especially other comedians because we always have a weird crazy take on things. And you're one of my favorite people to talk about sports with. We used to have a podcast.

This is one of the talent people right now. You got to give it an actual story. Megan and I from 2012 to January of 2014, a two year run. We did make it work like pocket.

We do it so much. Too much in the beginning. A lot of mistakes made way early on. Well, we really thought and someone kept really telling us like this is going to be a hit.

Like we did like a photo shoot. This was a different time though. Now people just like start a podcast. This was like, oh, if you have a podcast, then you get mugs.

You know, like you just you did a little too much. Yeah. I don't think we really even enjoyed it until toward the end when we were just doing it like this. Yeah.

Or it's just I'd go to your apartment and you come to mine and we would just do a podcast. Then it kind of got more fun. Yeah. It was way too much upfront.

But we did it some good times. So fun. He's that me on that we had on Anthony Adams spice Adams doing great. He like hosts a TV show in Chicago.

Yeah, he hosts a TV show in Chicago. This is former Chicago Baron Dallas cobweb, I believe. It's so funny. Yeah, he's killing it.

He's really built up his social media presence. He makes these videos all the time and he does some stuff with kids. Yeah. You got to have really nice guy.

If you're out there and you want to be social media successful, find some funny black kids that are your own that helps it through your own. Yeah, have your own fun. You're gonna put on that little rails kids are so funny. Yeah.

I can be boring as shit. I could tell. Yeah. I mean they're going boring, but you know what I mean?

Yeah, there's nothing cute about it. You can adopt like Asian cute, but it won't be like put me on Facebook and Twitter cute. Actually, I decided that when I do have children quitting Facebook. Yeah, when you have children, it's time to put away childish things as that guy said to the apostles.

I did something to the Corinthians. He said to someone when I was a child, I spake and ate like a child. He said, spake too, which I'm like, that's not how you say that. Like spank.

Can you say speak? But he said, spake. Or the Irish? The typo.

I don't know who he was. Paul's letter to the Corinthians. Oh, yeah. I show so much I pay attention at Catholic school.

Yeah, I don't know about the Corinthians. I know there was two, right? They were wild bumps those Corinthians. Who were causing misjest?

I don't know. Fucking hell. They were the raiders, the Oakland Raiders of the Bible. Oh, they were like wilds?

Yeah, they were weird shit. Okay. Did you still give something up for Lent? I do for the, not for religious reasons, more for the sake of I like giving something up according to a calendar.

It's just easy to follow. Like, oh, I could do this from this day to this day. Instead of having like a resolution. I tried to do yours resolutions.

Yeah. I do them. I always, I set more goals. Not more like I'm going to resolve to not do this anymore.

I'm more resolved. I'm going to get this shit done and this shit done and I want this and this and this. That's what Bert Haas told us to do. Set goals.

Well, he would say one day year, whatever day it is your birthday, New Year's Day, Christmas, just, you know, right down goals for the next year. And I always remember that. I don't do it. But I remember he said that.

It's not bad advice. Oh, Bert Haas gives great advice. He really does. This is the general manager of zany's comedy club.

Yeah, he has a lot of good tips. Sure. He's out there. So we did that podcast for a couple of years.

Had some fun. We did a live show that I thought was a really good time. We also had that one famous moment in which we thought our friend, comedian Clark Jones, was going to do his love, he Smith impression because we would get him on the corner of the corner of the larias. But then instead, another black guy just called in to talk sports and we assumed it was Clark.

And instead of telling us what the hell are you racist idiots doing, which we're not racist but you know what I'm saying. He went along with it. Remember? Mars Tim.

He did like a really good presentation. He's like a bull's hype man. Yeah, I think we're just a bull's now. Yeah, that was a crazy story.

We've launched a lot of Chicago careers. Sure. And then we had we had Ray LePinski, the replacement ref, the whole replacement ref saga. Your mom called in.

We had the famous Joan Meghan teach football to a Jew segments of the media is a trigger. Who else do we have calling it? Danny Kalis comedian called in playing a Chicago cop Vince. Vince Giraj was a guest.

He was the only non-comedian to be on the show a few times. He was great. There's a few other non-comedian. Kevin Olstone.

Technically comedians. He was a vista. He was a vista. Does he listen to this?

I think he's checking it out. He commented when I mentioned yesterday on social media that you were going to be the guest for the next month because I thought February, African American History Month, I'm going to get back in Gailie, the guys for the first time. The first time. That's how I really viewed it.

And what better than walking four feet over to the next room to do a podcast. Yeah, I think he's going to check it out. So, he'll come to town and I'll go to the Clippers Trailblazers game in the last year. And then, we also went to Black Hawks, Anaheim Ducks.

Which was fun. Alright, so, Megan, give us a little bit before we jump into this and be super ball heavy. There's not too much else going on in sports. I mean, there's a lot worth talking about, but it's really all about the Super Bowl.

Super wee. Because if we don't talk as much about now... I'll recap next week with you, and then we'll get heavy into the NBA and NHL training. Great.

Now how much do you love spring training? This is actually really about time of year to have me on your podcast. I don't care about football. But you care about football, so it's good for football.

Yeah, but this week I'm saying next week. You like basketball? You didn't grow up in a hockey town, so I've always forgiven you for not being a hockey fan. Or a baseball town.

Yeah, but you could comment on baseball. Of course I can comment on Syria, but I don't know what's happening really. I know something's happening. Look, just be funny about it.

I'll be serious. It'll be funny. That'll be dynamic. Okay, great.

Okay, that's the balance there. The yin and the yang. Whatever. All right, so yeah, you've been living in New York.

Yeah, I've lived in New York for a year and a half. You've been keeping up with your Colts? Of course. I keep up with...

Joe has little Cubs things. He has a Cubs, a little notepad and then a brick from Wrigley Field and I put Colts memorabilia over it. I know. This is my room now.

I know. Well, I'm a good host. I love my little Colts. I brought lots of Colts t-shirts, even though they're not going to be playing nothing.

Truly nothing's going to be happening for them while I'm out here, but it's like people need to know. What do you think about your boy Andrew Luck? What kind of year he had? Well, come on.

That seemed like a very leading question. Didn't seem too lucky that Andrew. This is what I will have to say about the Colts. My boyfriend and when Joe and I hosted a podcast before, I did not have a boyfriend.

So you may hear me mention my boyfriend a lot because I just want everyone to know that it's happened for me. I went them to be supportive and not shocked, but surprised, slash excited. So my boyfriend is from Cleveland as Joe. Do you remember when we did when a date with Megan to go to a polls game?

Yeah, and nobody even wanted to try. I think someone got the trivia question right now. I'm good on the game. And then I asked a man, didn't even make him do the trivia question and he said yes.

And then he called me back and he said no. Well, he'd come a long way since then. So then I had to go with this man who I didn't like but was very rich and I was like maybe and I don't even think he cared about me. So your boyfriend's a big Cleveland fan.

My boyfriend is a Cleveland fan. And I honestly. I'm not going to look him up very funny. He did such a sweet.

Dear man. I honestly think getting to see sports through the eyes of a Cleveland fan has made me appreciate what I have even more. So the Colts very bad year like who's for them probably the most disappointing year in franchise history since moving from Baltimore. Okay, even more disappointed.

Well, I guess because when pain was injured, you're just expecting nothing. He was injured. Yeah, you're not going to look at Curtis painter and be like something like it was like that was like funny. Yeah, that was like a major league like satire year.

This was like we're going to win the Super Bowl and we weren't even being crazy. We were going to win the Super Bowl. The entire NFL network panel picked us to win the Super Bowl before the season started and then we didn't even make playoffs. We lost our division for the first time.

I'm like 10. I mean, very bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. It was a rough go. But I the whole the whole time that was happening and like this could be worse because I was watching the Browns lose to the Ravens as they did in the last second.

So I was like, yeah, I mean, this is bad, but no one's killed anybody. Johnny Manziel is not here. What do you think of Johnny? I don't.

You don't like him, right? I don't think of him. You don't even think of him. No, you see your dog is live it.

He's a ridiculous. I think he's a silly, silly person. I mean, I definitely think there's bigger pieces of shit in NFL. Isn't he sort of how I go?

Yeah, that's true. That's how I go. Everything. It's like, okay, Johnny Manziel, what a what a doofus.

But like, can we, is Greg Hardy? He's just here? Okay, great. You're right.

You're right about that. It is funny though, because to me, man sells almost like the poster boy for the whole effluent thing that's happening. Yeah. Where they just have these rich kids who think they get away with anything.

He's like that. He's this rich kid who just thought, oh, I'm Johnny football. I got it made and everything I touch turns to gold and then when it turns out it's like, that's far away from like it being fine for him. Like there's so many bad quarterbacks that like if he even turned his life around like 30%, it's like Lindsey Lohan.

You don't even need to like get sober. You just need to like stop being a fuck up 100% of the time and they would both have careers. Totally. I think they should get married.

So I don't, I went to the last game of the cult season and I was very emotional. I cried. What's the law? Why'd you cry?

Because I thought they were gonna fire Chuck Pagano and I was furious. I was tweeting crazy. I said I was, I was like tweeting like, give me Pagano or give me death. Like I really went off the deep end.

And you were telling me to calm down about politics earlier. Well, yeah, but this is like, this is the one thing. See how that was with cancer? Is he clear?

Of course he's like, you never know. It comes back. He's a career as its ugly head. You can't fire someone while they have cancer.

This is true. Not even the NFL would pull that one. Maybe that's why they didn't fire. Maybe he was like interesting theory.

Stress class cancer. Everyone was chanting his name. Not everyone. This is like after the game and there were people still there and I cried.

I thought he was gone. I was so sad. I've never been to the last game of the season for any sport. It was weird because, you know, it was a sellout and there were people there but we were, it was almost 100% we weren't going to go to the playoffs.

So it was like, especially for both being one game a week, you know, where like other sports, there's multiple games, you know, 82 games and 162. I think that last game could either have this, especially when you're out of it, I'm saying. Last game. Because if you're in it, obviously it's going to be a very exciting fun game to be at.

But if you're out of it, that's got to be a whole lot of, so what do you think we're going to do next year and just showing each other? Like I just see you're just there for being there. There's nothing at stake. You know, I was actually very pleasantly surprised because Brendan was coming to the stadium for the first time and I was like, I wanted him to like it.

You know, like he was like meeting my friends for the first time. And the team played very well. It almost, it felt like they were playing for Poconos. I think they knew he was going to get fired.

And we're like, let's just like go out with a bang for coach. And the crowd was still very much into it. It didn't feel like another game. I didn't feel like some boring cut song.

It felt better than any game that's ever been played in Jacksonville. Like it had like, it did feel like it had stakes to it even though it did. Speaking of which, Jacksonville, I was talking about this with a few guys the other day. Give their team.

Give the Rams back. Well, I hate saying Louisa screw them, but I'm just thinking, how can they were never brought up in conversation. I think they're owned by like, all those things, like that. I'm like, oh, I mean, they just be like a regular white dude, but I feel like it's a sport.

I don't really know who owns a Jacksonville Jaguars, but to me, I mean, it's sense for them to move to LA because they don't do that. Florida already has a few teams. That part of Florida, especially is very college football heavy. I didn't think that fan base would have given a shit.

They haven't been there that long. Not that the same list of Rams said like a long story history of being in St. Louisa, but they didn't want to Super Bowl there. So you think that was enough.

I'm sure there's a lot of Rams fans who were just heartbroken over this. I think they are. I think there's always going to be a fan. I mean, remember the expo is a lot of match ri all.

They were showing all these fans in the crowd crying. And there's like 4,000 of them in a stadium hits 50,000, but there were people really sad because it's their team. I think the charge and the just dancing ego. I know they're not going to get a new stadium built in the stadium.

They have everyone I've ever met in my life tells me it's maybe the worst stadium they've ever seen. The baseball stadium is great though. I think that's part of the reason Jack's home was going to leave. I think their stadium is fine.

So it's like, you know, they put tarps over the upper because they just can't sell any tickets. I know. One of the LA jags just sounded like a good team name. My friend was like, I almost hooked up with an NFL player.

I was like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, that's something people will come to me with. So I was like, oh, I'm catching pictures of it. And then, you know, she pulled on me. It was very attractive.

So I was like, OK, cool, cool, cool. And then I was like, oh, OK, he plays for Jack's film. It doesn't get all fucked pizza voices. Yeah, come on, right?

All right. Moving on to the big game. This year we have the Denver Broncos versus the Carolina Panthers. See, I kind of thought that would be your response.

Yeah, I like them both. And you're a die-hard-paint fan. He's your guy. He was the face of the cold.

He built a children's hospital. Built the hospital in downtown, Amy. Children's hospital. You've told me this for going back since the long run, you've mentioned this to me.

I always thought, wow, a great guy, you know. Did your city not have a children's hospital before that? We actually have the number one children's hospital in the country. But before he built that, did you not have a call?

What I'm saying is, Peyton Manning Children's Hospital is like not even, there's a place called Riley Children's hospital. Your wife is like renowned. Like it's like the best children's hospital anywhere. So not you too.

So he built another one. I see. But I asked him. He's another people's emphasis.

He built a children's hospital. At first, I'm like, please, they're not one before. I would hope there was one. There's got to be something they're good at.

You know, like a specialty that Riley didn't specialize in. Sure. I'm fine. I'm like, how many say like couldn't she was like, well, if you ever got to keep it right, you know, okay, let's do that.

Well, all right. So I know he's your boy. He said an interesting season. Yeah.

Didn't really put the numbers and was hurt for a chunk of it. And then was acute falsely accused of dipping, doping, hugging. Yeah. Archie Manning's pretty upset about it.

What's Archie going to? He has nothing else to do. Pop the man who's come out saying this is just shoddy journalist. Well, the man did you see the report?

Because the man, I love the man that they interviewed. It's like a company in Indianapolis where he like supposedly was getting the HGH or Ashley was getting the HGH. And so the man that they interviewed then like the very next day retracted his entire statement, which means he lied in the first place he was lying in. Yeah.

But it's like it was a weird report from Al Jazeera who originally reported it. You know, they're used to just showing us video subi headings. Yeah. And now they're showing us this.

But was really curious about it was the report said Peyton Manning, Ryan Howard, Ryan Howard, who was one of the best works basement baseball for a chunk, but really the last few years has been terrible injuries has really ruined his career. And then the third guy was not even a backup catcher. He was the Chicago Cubs number three like catcher, not bullpen because he was actually on a Ross derri, bullpen catcher usually just hang on the bull's head. And then he was like, I'm not a fan of that.

Tyler Tiergarden. I know you're thinking, yeah, I can name it. You're like, who? So it's such a weird and that was the headline of El Jazeera's report.

They were painting Manning, Ryan Howard, Tyler Tiergarden, Link, in HGH. I was so excited. He was probably, yeah, thinking I got lucky with two, well, Ryan Howard, definitely an all-star career, but not a Hall of Fame. But painting Manning obviously first ballot, you know, top five greatest quarterbacks all time.

Tyler Tiergarden gets done in there. I don't think painting Manning took anything, but it is interesting. I think he's just at the point where he's been playing football for so long, they just start to look the cruppet and they hit this part. Oh, he's dead?

There's footage of him coming down the stairs of the airplane and the way they got to Air Force One, he looked like every step he took was the most painful step of his life. He was going down the step sideways even. And a lot of football players looked that way, but it looked really pretty much, and I know a lot of old painting supporters like yourself, like long time, I should say. Not old.

You know, old. Youthful and vibrant, yet die-hard. You got that LA lingo down, girl. I would like to emphasize, I love painting a lot.

I do not agree with every decision he makes though. Sure. Is the way I'm sitting here now bothering you a little bit. Yeah, probably not this terrible.

First of all, it tastes bad. I think it's the worst shame pizza. I would rather have little Caesars. I think little Caesars is the best pizza in LA.

That's a bad pizza out here. There's only pizza restaurants though. Pizza restaurants though. Why don't they just stop making pizza restaurants?

No, there's a couple of places in LA that are pretty good. There's one called Mazzo or something. Mazzo? Mazzo?

M-A-Z-A? Mazzo? I can't. It's not English, I can't pronounce it.

That goes YouTube with Dallions. I don't agree with his endorsement of that at the restaurant. That is a bad man. Or that is a bad man.

Or are they steak farm commercial? What is it? No. It's something insurance.

Chicken, parmut, so? Nation right outside. Yeah, there you go. I thought of chicken parm before.

Because what he says the other. That's the problem with marketing. It's done. It's been running into the ground.

It's got milkhead. Although those can make a comeback and be cool again. Yeah, because there's a new batch of famous people that haven't done them. But when they were still doing it, it's like, stop.

I remember the family in the family in the family. Of course. Yeah. All right.

And then on the other side of the ball, you have Cam Newton, who looks to be the future of the NFL. Now, Cam Newton is a guy who, a lot of people, not even a lot, but there's definitely a portion of the population. White people. I don't know.

There could be some older black and Spanish gentlemen. You're right. It's old white guys. It's just white people who don't like his antics.

They don't like his celebrating. They don't like the dabbing. They don't like that he's having a good time pretty much. And those people said, I don't like when any athlete does it, which I don't think is true.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like Brad Farve. He pumped his base every time he gained three fucking yards.

Yeah. Aaron Rodgers does the discount double check. I don't have that. Grankowski celebrates everything he does.

He's actually... He's going to be hosting a Nickelodeon show soon. Really? He's...

An export show. I mean, that's like a downgrade for him. Who are his agents? They're letting him...

I wouldn't even host a Nickelodeon show. I would. Nickelodeon, if you would like me to host something, I would do it. But like, Gran Count, I mean, what?

He's a superstar. Yeah. So it's probably payment really well. They're launching a Nicki 75.

That's Kim Kardashian hosting a Fuse show. It's like you're bigger than this girl. Sure. I mean Nickelodeon's a big enough station though.

I'm trying to stick up for him in this weird way here because Nickelodeon's trying to launch Nick's sports. They need a big name and it's sports for children. Okay, so they're paying him a lot of money. By the way, do you know that Nickelodeon's kids' choice awards gets huge celebrities?

Yeah, but that's like a big celebrity. That's like a one day commitment. Yeah. Remember when I used to live?

Wow, look, crazy kids. That was fun. I used to watch Double Dare where people would get slimed all the time and they'd get some good Nick after dark. It sounded like porn because it was a show time after dark, but it was really just like Tails of the Crafter like stuff like that.

I don't think there was Nick after dark. I don't think there was Nick after dark. I think it was are you afraid of the dark is the show? There was Nick at night.

They're Nick at night, but that was like just fun. So Camry runs. But remember like when I was like TJF Nickelodeon had a Saturday response that it was like all that and what was that called? I don't know.

But yeah, all that was like a sketch how many thing and then I remember as a kid I was like the fact that I'm not on all that is a travesty. I was like I need to be on this show. You're kidding in Apple's thinking don't they know about me? Yeah, I was like how have they not found me?

And I didn't even do it. You didn't have the right agents back then. I didn't even do anything. I was like, oh, I'm not throwing the bozo buckets yet.

Yeah, but Joe, that was attainable. You could have gotten there. You just had to go to WGN. I really had to walk down the street and jump on you out of some bus.

I don't know why I could have gone by myself even. I started taking the bus when I was like 12 by myself because I was cool like that. All right, back to Cam Newton. I just put my mouth on the mic.

I am pro. Cam Newton. I love this guy. I've been big fan of his for years.

He's been on three of my last four fantasy football teams. By the way, three of my last four years I've been in the championship. I've only won one style. Because of a little Cam.

That's the way I had time Brady. But Cam was on, he was my quarterback. He was the one at all. So I've always been a big fan of Cam.

He's great for fantasy because he's not even a good game. He's throwing the ball. He's just like a little ball. He's just like a little ball.

Totally. Those huge legs. I do like him. I will say I have done this before.

There's still room for me to flip flop because I used to really love Richard Sherman. And his antics didn't change. No, actually they did. He got like, part of it was like he got more aggressive and more angry.

And it's like, you've won. Why are you so upset? What is wrong? And then it just for me.

Like Eminem. Yeah. It was very Eminem like it's like, okay, yeah, like when you're the underdog, but then he just kind of became a bully because it was like, you're winning everything. Sure.

And you're still so aggressively mean about it. Yeah, I still like him a lot. But I definitely when he was first aggressive and crazy was because he was, yeah, of course you just made this amazing play. You're going to the Super Bowl crapture been talking shit to you for like two years.

I like that. I was a support. I totally pumped up about that. But now it's a little bit like I think he's like, he's like, I'm like a pro wrestler.

He's playing up that part of his personality too much. But I also seem like yelling at other players, like teammates of his on the sideline. More than I see most players. Yeah, that I don't care for.

I just think with the whole cam doing thing. That's why I like the he's overly happy. So even if he gets happier, like Richard Sherman was kind of like, you know, I don't know what the word is angry. Is he playing angry?

The confrontational. Yeah, now he's even more so. So then that could wear on you. But if someone's even happier, unless you're hanging out with him in real life because then that should be annoying.

That person's always like everything's great. Your fucking life sucks back off, you know. I just I'm all for it because it's sports. Let them be happy unless you're like, it's not like he was a guy who was getting on top of people are talking to them.

He wasn't doing like what to do back in the day. We could run out to the other teams, like logo and like spit on it. He was moved on to whatever. He's not being disrespectful.

I don't think he's just being jubilant. Yes, he's being happy. He's getting happy. He's getting fine.

He's getting fine. Enough with the kids though. We had to stop. It was fun at first.

Please get foul ball away. Keep doing it. Stop showing it to me. Oh, you're giving.

I gotcha. Because it's like the NFL is the most stale marketing engine in the world. They just get something and then they cling to it and it's like stop. You got enough with the kids.

Yeah, it's good. You know what? You should be chucking that ball way up into the upper deck. Just to find a poor guy.

We know you got the arm strength. We've seen a cam. Chuck 60 yards right there out of the nosebleeds. I'm down with the rear kids.

Make a poor middle-class kids day. All right. That's a fair point like that. But I'm all four.

Like in baseball, show me bad flips. A lot of pitchers pump his fist when he strikes someone out. Hockey for God's sakes. The whitest sport on the planet.

Every time they score a goal, there's an elaborate celebration. And you can't give me this because, oh, you don't score as many goals in hockey as you score touchdowns in football. Not true. Because the average score of a hockey game is probably four to three or three to two, which would be the equivalent in the NFL to 28 to 21 or 21 or 14, which is about the average NFL game score anyway.

Cam's also scoring all of the touchdowns. The guys from me and me, some of the few athletes who look like they're having a really good time. He's a great team. He's a snappy dresser.

Yeah, he dresses fun. Although that one day he was wearing these weird, like, almost a few yoga pants. It's Prada. That's Prada.

Does it make anything bad ever? Of course they make lots of bad things. But like he's making a statement and like look how many people talked about it, you know? I mean, I guess it's the whole point of fashion, right?

Yeah. I love a snappy snappy snappy dresser like that. I think that's so fun. Does it look a little bit low for see-wears?

Ooh, so cute. This is the NFL coverage you want to hear at Community and Stock and Sports Fashion Update. As far as the game goes, I know Denver's defense is fantastic. But Caroline's is right there.

So people think Denver is the best defense. Caroline, they're like one A, one in one A. And I think Caroline's offense is just that much better than Denver's. And the big thing that led Denver to be in the last week was the time Brady wasn't getting any time.

They were all over. It was really hard to blame. I don't know if you're going to blame Brady for the way that came. Oh, no, no, I'm not.

Yeah, no, I'm sure he was lifted. And the difference is, though, can't run. Brady can't run. Brady actually looks terrible trying to run.

Yeah. So, you get a very vertical. Well, yeah, because these quarterbacks are so used to just having all the time in the world. So any quarterback who's just used to staying in the pocket, being able to check down and look around because they have a great offensive line, when they actually have to run, they look like they're running, but the way they're moving, it's like they're trying not to have any creaks on the floor.

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