Melania Flopped, a Billionaire Played Poor, and Elephants Are on the Pill

Amazon dropped seventy-five million dollars on the Melania Trump documentary and it's on pace to gross fifteen.We do the math and it's not pretty.Miles Guo filed for bankruptcy claiming he was worth three thousand bucks while sitting in a sixty-seven-million-dollar penthouse — and then sent an army of followers to terrorize the guy trying to sort it out. Netflix reminds us that America's Next Top Model was legally insane.Plus: Eric Swalwell's erotic poetry phase surfaces at the worst possible time and Thailand is putting elephants on birth control. All the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.