Mercury is in Gatorade

We have reached the Sports Equinox. All major sports in America are in play and we go around the horn talking about them all, even the scripted ones. We ponder whether Darren Rovell is the most dunked on man on Twitter, hammer Ben Simmons for being mentally frail, move around the NFL to discuss the possibly soon-occuring Deshaun Watson trade and much more, and make the rounds on CFB coach firings for various hilarious reasons. Shepherd Homecoming, come on out, we love you. And oh wait LOL WE FORGOT BASEBALL WHOOPS SORRY.