MESSINESS! Kylie Allegedly Pregnant with Baby #2; Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes - Engaged or Nah? Who is *the real* Honey BooBoo? Snooki & Tori Spelling's new MTV show that might save each other's soul? PLUS Bachelor in Paradise Predictions...

00:00 - Molly is on vacation riding a horse named Luna, but back in America, Sara & guest host Emmie Lichtenberg are caught in a waking dream state.10:00 The time Sara first tried smoking pot was the closest feeling we can connect with the cosmic fuzziness in the air & as reflected in this week's headlines -- BUT OF COURSE, the current astrology explains it all including... 18:00 Markle & Prince Harry *ALMOST* sharing who the most racist royal family member is... no actual news other than we hereby re-title them the Edge Lady & Edge Lord of the media20:00 The Spencer Trailer finally dropped and we think Kristen Stewart is channeling Diana so she may finally leave the twilight years behind & take-on a role as juicy as Jodie Foster's diabetic daughter in Panic Room24:00 The time Robert Pattison & Shia were at Sara's comedy show and despite her best efforts they continue to not follow her on social media, to this day 29:37 Is Kylie Pregnant with Baby #2? The relationship astrology of Stormi's parents & why Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott may actually be past-life perfect for each other! Plus Emmie & Sara speculate what style inspiration Kylie will fashion if the rumors are true that she'll be debuting "the bump" at the upcoming MET Gala. Nude Demi? Bedridden Pregnant Kim? Jackie O & JFK? Time will tell, we do know Kylie loves drag. 48:20 Are Kylie & Travis energetically Sara's parents or Jack & Jackie Kennedy back from the dead? Would you smoke a blunt with them if Marianne Williamson was there? 50:48 Shawn Mendes & Camilla Cabello spark engagement rumors when a tiktok shot of her adorned ring finger goes viral. We explore their charts individually, and together and it's official we ship this ship. {SINCE RECORDING CAMILLA HAS STATED SHE IS NOT ENGAGED BUT SARA STANDS BY PREDICTION, EITHER THEYRE LYING OR THIS INSPIRES HIM INTO POPPING THE QUESTION}. Shawn is reverse Paris Hilton astrologically, is also a witch like us, OCD about manifesting, receiving morse code from the Aquarius Gods and obsessively writing every message down. 1:04:45 Honey BooBoo is taking back her narrative and setting the record straight two days before her 16th birthday -- Her name is Alana, she gets bullied but doesn't sweat it, and while she doesn't appreciate or identify with her BooBoo reality past, she will be starring on this upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars Jr. -- a reality show of her choosing. Alana's saturn cycle explained -- she's having Saturn opposition -- and showing us her equal but opposite side of her Saturn in Leo.1:14:23 Are the execs at TLC Devil Spawn? Can we say that? Why do all early TLC reality show do nothing but exploit, modestly compensate, and do nothing to intervene with some of the most predatory parents in society? WTH? 1:22:37 SPACE TRASH HIJACK! With Horse Girl Molly out of town, Sara & Emmie seize the day and go full out analysis of This season Bachelorette (aka Grippo Gate, Andrew S, & Justice for Justin) / This season of Bachelor in Paradise so far / Top picks for next Bachelor lead -- If you are not a Bachelor National skip to the next and final segment...2:02:36 Tori Spelling & Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are hosting a new MTV show "Messiness" and we explore the individual charts & relationship astrology of this unlikely duo. Turns out? Tori & The Snook are a match made in hollywood heaven and long term we hope this leads to a brand collaboration that polishes both of their arguably tarnished images. Ahhhh a small screen love story.... WE LOVE TO SEE IT! Order your #TrashMerch asap: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast?ref=search_shop_redirectGrab tix for our next Moon Ritual: http://www.moonual.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.