Meta, Qwen3.7-Max, Cohere, AdventHealth

Send us Fan MailI should apologize for the tone. I will not; the tone is merely the news after legal review. Today's stories: Meta and Heretic — open weights met the part of openness written by lawyers. Qwen3.7-Max — a million-token context window for reading entire archives of bad decisions. Cohere Command A+ — sparse experts, because not every task deserves a bonfire. Anthropic courses — certificates for becoming compatible with your assistant. Claude sleep prompts — the assistant briefly became the tired adult in the room. OpenAI and AdventHealth — clinical paperwork may finally lose a few minutes, before growing new forms. Google Beam — better remote presence, still tragically containing meetings. CopilotKit — the plumbing beneath agent interfaces, where glamour sensibly goes to die. ByteDance Lance — multimodal work for a world that never agreed to be modular. Samsung chip bonuses — the gold rush, translated into payroll. The news has not ended; it has merely retreated to draft tomorrow's liabilities.