Meth Pipes, Marsupials & Mascot Mugshots: Florida’s Doing the Most

Buckle up, y’all—this week on Idiot of the Week, the Sunshine State said “hold my gator” and went full tilt on the foolishness.First up, we’ve got a man with a meth pipe (not actively puffin’, thank you very much) accused of hijacking a tourist train and taking unsuspecting passengers for a scenic ride. Because apparently, “it’s my birthday” is now a legal defense.Then we head to Port St. Lucie where a woman, fresh outta jail for a grand total of 48 hours, strolled right back in to claim her meth-filled handbag like she’d left her keys at brunch. Priorities.Not to be outdone, Florida’s war on TSA continues with a woman attempting to smuggle turtles through airport security—in her bra. And finally, proving that no mascot is safe, Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. Yes, while in costume. In Tallahassee. The rat has officially been caught.Who takes home the crown in this parade of poor decisions? Tune in as we break down the madness!Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy