Metro Files - Episode 2

What this episode covers

The combination of presidents and sex puzzled the commuters of Washington, D.C. But with puzzlement comes intrigue, and with intrigue, comes excitement. Metro riders were caught off guard. Most of these people have never spoken about which First Lady was the best at performing oral sex or which president was horrible at pleasuring his wife. However, it was clear to us that all of them have thought about it in great detail. The combination of politics and sex is often a dangerous potion, but the people we spoke to were as jovial as President Ford waiting in his outdoor pool with a glass of wine. With every recoil, smile, and laugh, the perverted people of the Metro reminded us why we come out here every week. Commuters are amazing people who can be reading notes for an important meeting one-second, and talking about whether or not Abe Lincoln was down with the booty the next. Only in D.C.

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