Mighty Mormon Wilderness Rangers

** #010 Mighty Mormon Wilderness Rangers ** :: 1 Nephi 8 defies analysis :: Brother Paul hit max DING in the last episode, so it's all SPIT-TAKES this week. And gawd there are a lot of them. :: Included: :: Genetics 101 with Brother Paul. Geography 101 with Sister Patience. Iron rods, tender mercies, tasty fruit, and too much head. Was Smitty a food colour bigot? "Joseph Smith" is a NOUN and a VERB. A fellow in a bathrobe leads Lehi thru a silly dream that doesn't mean anything. The context dependent meaning of the word "theory". Evolution is a fact, and it's "The Greatest Show on Earth". Joseph Smith vs Willy Wonka. Which is sillier? Isaiah or 1 Nephi 8? Smitty still can't use English. Nephi claims he wants to be "short in writing", but no one takes him seriously. The FINGER OF SCORN! Brother Paul's fitness goals. #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.