Mike's 50th (un)Happy Birthday!

On Mike's 50th birthday he pretends like he doesn't feel any older but acts like the typical crabby geezer who isn't happy about anything or anyone with an opinion that differs from his. He doesn't like Hawaii, or people that try to have a conversation with him at the gas station. He also doesn't believe anyone that has a view that isn't his. Don't get us started about the Democrat or Republican running for president. What can we say? He's showing his 50 in full force.